Parent's Tests?
 

Seriously, I went to her house today, and I figured I would have a nice relaxation time before I had to go move tree limbs out of a creek, but first I go to help my girl clean bathrooms (they live on a campground). I didn't do anything, but ya know. Then, we are just sitting there and her dad asks me outside and he wants to put the thing for his truck on the back. I'm thinking, ok cool. So we get it on there, it's crooked, so what does he do? He asks me if I can hold it while we go down this frickin hill full of holes. He might as well just said, "Lets see if you can hold this thing without breaking your arm on the road from hell!"

I swear to God he hit every frickin hole possible. You can tell he's enjoying this cuz I'm not gonna say anything. Finally get it down there, I can't feel my arm and he drives me back up. I think her parents are trying to discourage me from going to their house, cuz this seems to happen every time I'm there.

damn nigga u must love ya girl

you think thats bad...the first time i went over my girls house her dad literally pulled out a shot-gun, when we were in the hot tube. and he has a lazy eye it was scary as fuck. i was like "your dad has guns?" she was like "yea he's a little uptight about guys" so im was like later...and then left before i had another whole to breathe out of

My ex girl's dad said if I hurt her he would shoot me. In fact, her whole family told me that. I made sure she broke up with me that one. -_-

Yeah I dated a chick like that..

but instead of shooting me when i broke up with her, her fucking mom called me BACK after me and her daughter got off the phone and asked ME why her daughter was crying.. what a child

I woulda told the cunt to do it himself.

Haha, well her dad hit his head or something really bad when he worked at an airport, the door hit him or somethin. He is in constant pain now I think she said. It's controlled by medicines, but I mean, think about always being in pain except when you sleep. Sleep is probably the best thing in the world for him.

Same thing here...except I did break up with her cause she was a cheating whore. And her parents were on my side LMFAO.

I suspected my ex, but never found proof. She's a full blown whore now though. I tried to keep her from that path, oh well.

fuckin pricks man you should say somin to your gurl about that man.

knock him in the back of his head, roll him into the creek....

that or sleep with her mom.

thats too gangsta man.

note that this is from a woman's perspective

When I brought my man home, my mum pulled out all her graduation pictures and her framed degree and kept on telling my younger bro to put music on. Her then boyfriend, who is a computer geek - freak, who reminds me of a black version of Montgomery Burns from the Simpsons started opening his mouth. Talking about all his dated software. If you could hear his voice you would feel the pain that my soul endured. The man is in his well into his forties and he lives at home with his parents and he sleeps in a bunk bed. EEEEEEEEEEY.....

I found myself a corner to hide in. I am proud of her achievements though cos she went through a lot - I am one of five siblings. When we got to the right age she went out and got edumacated. Good role model shame about her choice in men.

LOL..that is funny.............

Owned. Hahahaha

rev, hows your arm?

This story reminds me of this kid Marvin who went to my school. He got his arm broken every weekend too.

baaaaaa, its my illegitimate son...... my 9th one... :evilgrin: