My Birthday/Courthouse experience
 

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah me! Iz my B-day. :thumbup:


I had to be at the courthouse by 7:30 AM. First of all, I had to pay five dollars for parking. Then, after standing in a long-ass line to go through the metal detectors, the officers barks out, "You have to take your camera-phone back to your car." I drudged back to my car and came back to yet another long ass line. After making it through the second time, I was directed to romm 2400 on the second floor with the other prospective jurors. When I got to the room, there were about 200 other people in line or seated. After sitting anxiously for 10 minutes, a large screen descended from the ceiling and the lights dimmed. A juror orientation video began playing and I started laughing to myself. The video they showed had to have been from the early 1980s because of the many hi-top fades the blacks dudes rocked in it. I sat back thinking, "This is the corniest shit I've ever seen" as the narrator attempted to convince us of how to conduct ourselves as jurors, and why we should feel proud to be Americans serving our system. After 15 minutes of listening to their spiel, the court clerk came in and divided us into 5 colored groups (red, orange, green, white, and yellow). I was given given yellow at first, but then they recollected those cards and gave me white. The remaining three groups were escorted out of the room while the white card holders remained. We sat for perhaps 40 minutes before a gentleman came in and called about 30 names into the back. I was all prepared to go into the courtroom when he said, "I have good news, have a nice day." WTF!?!?!! Someone shouted out "GLORY TO GOD" while everyone starting fists pumping and saying "YES" and "PHEW". That's right, I was free to go. I walked over to the man who made the announcement and said, "Thank you for this birthday gift." On my way out the front door, a lady asked me if I was leaving because she needed a parking space. I gave her the ticket for my parking spot, started my car, and drove home to freedom. THE END.



P.S. What was reaffirmed to me today while at the courthouse is how annoying cell phones are when people talk loud as hell. Do I want to hear their conversation? NO. Do I care about what they're talking about? No. I j ust seems like they amplify their voices for the sake of saying, "Look at me, I'm on a cell phone."

ugh


But...yea...I thought about going in to work and thought, "ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY!?!"



HAHAHA


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pretty much sumz it up..

Dat's what dis thread shudda been about yo.

i herd bout bein married at the court house...but havin b'day cake there,

thats gangsta

haaa...wudn't dat be special...


nah...iono...no plans...cuz iz monday and got work all week


prolly do something this weekend coming up...



iono


L Ver...so u didn't bake a cake?


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i did.... just as fast as i can ;)

she lyin Q

she bake me a pie like, every wednesday.

Hell yea I like Mac n cheese

da real shit tho

not dat boxed shit

hhaaaa word


damn...i wasn't expectin nothin today...got an Ipod


wut time is da mac n cheese on?


lol

Nah son...u ain't gettin macaroni n CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^^LOL mac and cheese is the bizzzzzzzznasss......and HAPPY BDAY

u need to come to my fam's house for thanksgivin dawg

u'll go back sooo fat



lol

well...it's a soul food thing..r.eally

most people eat the shit u buy in the box with packaged cheese


when u really make it right, u do it from scratch...I'm talkin fresh cheese, macaroni u gotta cook yaself...butter...milk...some more cheese...bread crumbs and baked in da oven


and when u dip ya spoon in it, u bring it out with cheese strung along it


ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

nah dawg...iz good



iz basically pasta (elbow macaroni) with thick cheese sauce


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ahhh...don't knock it til u try it :thumbup:

FUCK u Q, i just fuckin jizzed all over my keyboard with that description..


and efecx, yeah it doesnt sound good just sayin thick cheese on noodles, but trust me.. it is :)

LOL...UGH


I guess my descrip was kinda melodramatic


iz pasta wit cheese..geesh

but iz good

its guuuud mayne, believe us :shoot:

^^yea...he prolly thinkin it's like spaghetti with globs of cheese



lol

yeah, lol exactly....
it doesnt taste like what "pasta with cheese sauce" sounds like..

that sounds nasty

yea...it does


u know what else is gross with pasta, tomato sauce with elbow mac is disgusting

yeah, it is....

real Italian spaghetti = dope tho

i'm white, and know it's the shit. but werd, i eat kraft dinner.....but when my mom makes it...i bust a nut as soon as i find out it's being made......mmmmm mac n cheese