The Most random conversation ever
 

Just happened like 2 minutes ago

Yes, that is Paranoid......lol....

Paranoid1106: whats up
WTaylor05: chillin man
Paranoid1106: cool cool
Paranoid1106: holy shit im tired
WTaylor05: wow : random
Paranoid1106: lol
WTaylor05: that was the most randomist shit today
Paranoid1106: hahaha
Paranoid1106: im very random
WTaylor05: yea i know, but damn, that was worst than random
Paranoid1106: lol!
Paranoid1106: im gonna wack off then go to sleep
Paranoid1106: thats what i plan on doin tonight
Paranoid1106: ;-)
WTaylor05: guess what, i'm quoting that
WTaylor05: hahahaha
Paranoid1106: hahahaha
Paranoid1106: go head
Paranoid1106: its natural
WTaylor05: in LL
Paranoid1106: dont you jerk it when you havent got any pussy for awhile
Paranoid1106: i dont care
WTaylor05: sorry man, i got a girl
WTaylor05: hahahaha
Paranoid1106: yea so
Paranoid1106: some peopels gurl friends dont like to have sex much
Paranoid1106: and to be hhonest ive only had sex once
Paranoid1106: and that was a lognt ime ago almost
WTaylor05: no, i think that is just your girlfriend
Paranoid1106: nah
Paranoid1106: i dont even have a girl friend
Paranoid1106: im to picky
WTaylor05: picky enough to go jack off?
WTaylor05: lol
Paranoid1106: yea specially when im hurtin for some pussy
Paranoid1106: and just because you have a girl friend dont mean you cant jerk it
WTaylor05: actually, there is no need if you can get something better
WTaylor05: lol
Paranoid1106: yea true
Paranoid1106: well see you can
Paranoid1106: i havent dated a girl for almost a year
Paranoid1106: thats just the way iam
Paranoid1106: im mad picky
Paranoid1106: i dont just ask some gurl out
Paranoid1106: i want somin special
WTaylor05: go and check LL in 2 mins, lol



hahahahaha, the funniest shit ever............

Eh.
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Kinda stupid actually.

Omg i fell asleep reading the first 5 lines

thats why its random..................................

Not very funny..

Man... You want random conversations... I get cunts that I dont even know IMing me at about 5 minute intervals about absolutly nothing..... Their like "Sup"... And I say "sup" and they expect me to innitiate some kind of conversation..

I'm like wtf I dont know you..

if I read another persons conversation i wouldnt have a life :bored:

Lol @ that, wtf? I'll fuck a chick, and then go home and jerk off. I'll fuck a bitch and then an hour later i'll watch porn. Who dosn't jerk off just cuz they got a girl to fuck?

i believe every word he says

srry, but it does seem kinda random that i guy would tell you that he's goin to jackoff...........

lmao, that makes me a random cunt who im'ed you, :thumbup:

-_-

This is a very random conversation right now!

Nah I know you.... Jaw shaw awe or w/e.... I recognise ya s/n..

No offense, but most guys are more stimulated by the real thing then a television showing 2-D titties. If you can get it as much as you want, why settle for less.

JTR get on aim.

One time this fat chick on msn was like...

Her: So wats up?

Me: I'm downloading some porn, then i'm gonna go masturbate

Her: Your fucking nasty, wtf you telling me dat for!

Me: It's titled "brazilian tight ass teen"

then she signed off.

Me??.............

Your telling me that you fuck your girl every day? Cuz if you do, alright, but if you don't, then wtf, I jerk off like 2 times a day, so i'll come home from fucking a bitch, then jerk off. And A LOT of guys do that.

And Ysdat, I been on aim since 8:00, dummy.

no, me not you, cuz i'm cool, your not, :thumbup:

dumb as hell
i give it a wow

no, i dont fuck my girl every single day, because sex is not the most important thing in the world. I've never had the want to jack off for anything. That doesnt mean i havent seen a couple of pornos. Shit, we've watched a porno together...

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True....

You get to know them
And then
:hump:

Well, I have a friend who dosn't watch porn or jerk off, he prolly fucks his girl like 1 time every 2 weeks, I don't see how that's possible, like, god damn.

AND NEVER, EVER, EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER says sex isn't the most important thing in the world, that's my life. I don't wanna get married or have kids, I just wanna bang bitches.

exactly.............................

Rofl what a lying cunt..

Every dude jacks off man stop acting like you dont, it doesent earn you any cool points to lie about something as trivial as that..

a cunt man, seriously, what makes you think that everybody in the entire world jacks off, is it a tradition or somethin.........

It is human nature....
Every dude does it, or has atleast tried it a few times..

And I call everyone cunt...*shrugs*

its kinda funny how a thread about a random conversation turns into a dispute of who jacks off and who doesnt, this site is unbelieveable.

there is not a single man in the world who has never jerked off.

Rofl omg..

I cant get over this kid denying he jacks off.... That shit is hilarious..

I do believe this thread was about you talking about how random it was for a dude to tell someone else that they needa jerk off. Wtf did you think was gonna happen? Your the one that's unbelievable.

Its funny that ya'll justify why yall do it..................................

I bet the cunt jerks the turkey more than anyone else in this thread and thats why he wont admit it..

This convo is getting suss tho I'm out..

:rolleyes: Jusitfy what, jacking off? I don't need to justify it, it's human nature, that's common sense, not justification you dummy.

i'm unbelieveable because i dont jack off, please, go down the street and ask a 100 men if they jack off, and if your correct, then ALL of them will say they do it, simple.

Please, tell me how its human nature. Human nature is to have an attraction to the opposite sex. There is no attraction to jacking off. You just dont wake up one morning and say "Hey, i want to Jack off." That doesnt make sense.

every month theres this certain week I jerk off in.

You do that..

I bet all 100 will admit they jack off..

lol, classic................

Nigga, we the same age, learn to grow up once and awhile.