Any Canadians Ever See...
 

Have any other of my fellow canadians who frequent this board ever seen the show "Talking To Americans" hosted by Rick Mercer???

This is the funniest reality show i have ever seen. He talks to them about fake Canadian stuff(politics, etc.) that the ignorant* Americans automatically assume is true. The other night i saw him talking to Americans about how the Canadian Prime Minister "Tim Horton" finally made it legal to dunk your donuts..hahahahaha...omfg...there's so much shit that he talks about that they just go right along with.

If you haven't seen it, watch it next time you see that it's on...i dunno what time it's on but it's on CBC.


* No, I'm NOT implying that all Americans are ignoramuses. The editors undoubtedly cut out the parts of the filming in which they actually confront American individuals that aren't completely oblivious to the happenings in a country that is not their own. With that being said, it's still enjoyable to sit back and laugh at the mass amount of Americans who are so obviously uneducated.

FUCK OUTTA HERE WIF THA SMART TALK!

lol, n no, i didnt see it, just a commercial once, that shit iz old, werd

if by "old" you mean the show has lasted for numerous seasons, then yes, it is old....but they still make episodes of it...

that's like saying that since the simpsons first episode was shown in 1989, the show is old, even though they had a brand new episode on sunday

That show is funny as fuck.

My uncle tapes them all an we watch em on New Years or between New Years an Christmas. Rick mercer has a licsence to clown on Americans.

no, i mean wen he sed about tim hortons, i remember seein tha commercial fo that a long time ago.

n high dro, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, u hearin this thunder too?? i swear 2 god lightnin just hit infrunt of my house, loudest shit eva, werd

Fuck we aint had a thiunderstorm in a minute, that shits dope too.

Get high an go run out on an open field with an umbrella... its fun. For every five minutes you stay untouched its a point for you, when you get hit, its a point for God. First to 10 wins.

lol, its rainin hard az fuck, i wanna go run around in it, werd

Do the game i jus editted in.

lol

haha i know....it disconnected the 'ole dial-up for a minute too

one clap of thunder was just goin for seriously 9 seconds...i was like "the fuck?!" it jus kept goin...and yeah, the storm was jus above my house...no time between the thunder and lightning....haha my mom is pissed cuz it's rainin and she'll have to drive over our dirt road tomorrow...and she's only pissed cuz we just bought the car today

Send the thunderstorm to the westcoast, we could use some rain.

lol, *imagines wut it would b like 2 put a baby carrage wif a baby in it in tha middle of a field right now wif an umbrella stickin out* lmao

n LMAO @ dro, *runs out on paved road in new white adidas n they dont git dirty at all* jelous? i magine that u iz :cool:

o n dro, r u stayin at skool last class 2marow wen we have a free? or r u leavin like bitch ass J-Money? lol, werd

haha werd to the game....one time is lightning...ing? a shitload and mom told me to stay away from the windows cuz it can go through, so i said "ok", opened the door, went outside to the garage, got an aluminum baseball bat and held it above my head as i ran around the front lawn...i was just in boxers and a t-shirt...and i weigh 300 lbs lol..people who drove by musta been like "WTF??!?!?!"...anyways, mom was like yelling out the window "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, GREG!?!?!?!"

p.s. - i was doing this during THIS summer...therefore, i was doing this all while being 17 years old...hahaha...im fucked in the head

lmao, *wishes lightenin wouldve hit u* :D

werd

Lmao..

Aw man that would be funny to drive by an see you runnin round out front ya yard.

no im not jealous cuz i got a pool and a hot tub..........but i'd give it all up for jus a hint of your lovin;)

and yea, im leavin last class.....im goin to buy new speakers for my car...and i'm gettin an amp, a subwoofer, and a sub box on saturday

lol @ how off topic all this shit is...a thread about a tv show turned into a thread about thunderstorms, then the thunderstorm thread turned into a thread about car audio

..................... u fucking rich ppl, lol, if ur so rich then how come u cant afford paved roads? hmmm? .... *iz jelous* FUCK U... o yeah, ima buy a light fo my bike bitch! *runs away*

werd

Yeah I got a pimp car system but no car, I wrecked it beginning of summer, saved all my stereo gear tho lol.

lol My uncle has the same thing, they rich as fuck but no paved drive way or nothin. An Im assumin you know eachother from school, Kol you should hop over to his house an get ya swim on while its raining, best time to swim.

**is still waiting for his small hint of COL-B love**

and i aint rich, if i were rich i wouldnt be driving a 97 hyundai elantra...but i'm not poor...damn that government.....PAVE MUH MUTHA FUCKIN ROAD!!!!!

LOL, ima go 2 hiz house n skinny dip in hiz pool n piss in it n right b4 i git out ima have a nice big shit in it, HAHA, n yeah i know him frum skool

o, and *loves tha fuck out of greg* lmao, u shoulda seen tha shit i wuz tellin Q about u 2day, lmao, werd

colby has an uncle who is a flaming homosexual, if that matters

and my order of best times to swim:
1. warm nights
2. in the rain

therefore, the mixture of the two would indeed be of the potent variety

Blunt in the hot tub to finish it off. Fuckin dope.

compared 2 me u r fucking rich, lol, but dont feel bad, those bastards leave my street all shitty, holes everywere, o, but wen u go thru tha rich neighborhoods theyre roads r paved perfect :mad: n wen there wuz that huge power outage last year guess were tha last place wuz that they fixed tha shit at? fucking here :mad: fuck tha president of canada, werd

haha if it involved some type of leather party involving me spanking j-money...i told him it did actually happen

we gotta get justin ta bring his digital camera to school someday where im wearin my biggie shirt and ur wearin the adidas and shit with the NWA chain so we can show all these muh fuckas on rv how much more hispanic i am than you....as far as appearance goes anyway...0% as far as blood goes.....

coughdirtyspiccough

you mean tim horton???? hahahaa

werd...that one time last year, our power went out saturday night and didnt come back on til that thursday night

LMMFAO, shut tha fuck up u spic, go back 2 taco fucking bell, yo queiro taco bell holmes, lmao, but werd, maybe we can have our skin surgicaly switched...? id b down :cool: lol

n yeah, i wuz tellin him bout u n j-money haven leather partys n shit, lol, n my gay uncle iz a gayngsta, 1 time he got drunk n made a huge package of hot dogs, lmao, good times, good times, werd

Word.

I voted for Tim Hortons for President. Whod a thunk hed actually win, either him or Wayne Gretzgy... but I thought the Great One would have the edge.

LMAO, iznt tim Horton ded? lol, o mayn, my uncles bruthaz name iz Tim Horton, no joke, lol, werd

if he's ur "uncle's brother" then he is either your uncle, or else he is your father

and yes, he is dead

he iz my moms sisters huzbans brutha :cool:

anywho, im off 2 bed, im so sleepy holmes, lol, werd

if i'm so rich, how come i dont pay your dirty spic ass to mow my lawn???

ROFLMMFAO, ima sig that too, lmfao, n u know, if u paid me i WOULD mow yo lawn :cool: no joke, werd

all your people deserve for your shitty work is an extra taco at dinner and possibly a pinyata for your illegitimate child's birthday

*dies* LMMFAO, i soo gotta print this shit off n show it 2 all tha utha hispanics at skool, lmao, theres gonna b an angry mob on yo lawn, lmao, werd

"an angry mob" or "an unlicensed landscaping company" ?

BWAHAHAHAHA, im seriously sittin here laughin my ass off, HAHAHA, but i g2g 2 bed holmes, n my house iz fucking shakin like a baby wen i see it frum all this thunder n lightnin, werd

peace...see ya @ school