The "Yo Mama" Jokes Thread
 

Okay... You know what to do.....
Yo Mamaz so short she does chin-ups on the curb... :thefinger

Yo momma is so short she had a cow.

yo mammas so fat she got baptised at seaworld

Lmfao. Classic.

Yo mama's so fat, her only pet's a kit kat

Your mama is so cool, that she told you to shut the fuck up with all the played ass jokes. :thumbup:

yo mama is so stupid that she returned her M&M's back cuz they said W's

YO momma house so small, when she stick the key through the front door, it unlocks the back door.

yo mamas so skinny she jacks food stamps from somalians

FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mama,FUck yo mamaFUck yo FUck yo mama!!!

Yo momma so tall, when she did a backflip, she kicked Jesus in da mouf.

yo mama so stupid she thought fruit punch wuz a gay boxer

lmao, i remember back in like 94 sayin that, werd

Your momma so ugly, she made a pig look like Wilbur from Charlotte's Web.

yo mam so fat, wen she went 2 skool, she sat by everybody

lol, i remember seein that 1 on tha fresh prince a long fuckin time ago, lol, werd

Yo mammas so dumb she went to the cinema, saw a film saying under 17s not permitted, so she went home and got 16 of her friends

yo mama so loose, she fell in her own vagina :D werd

Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice, and I was STILL on the bitch. :hump:

YO momma so fat, she so fat, so fat, yo momma.

Owned............:(

^ I heard that two days ago.

yo mama so fat wen she writes her place of birth it takes up 3 whole pages :D werd

Yo mama so fat, after sex, I rolled over twice and was still on top of the bitch.

lmfao... nvm...

Yo momma so ugly, she makes cookies by putting her face in the dough.

lmfao!!!!!! hahah

Ya mom such a hoe, I threw that bitch a pennie for sex and that bitch gave me change.

But word, ya mom a nice lady...the bitch offered me the hair right off her back.

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo momma so ugly when she went to an ugly contest, the judges said 'Sorry, no professionals.'

Yo mama so ugly that if ugly was bricks she would have her own projects.

(my friend to me that long ago LOL)

yo momma so ugly that yo daddy take her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Ya mama so dark, she stepped out my car and the oil light came on..

Classic:

Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

LOL @ the car ones..

Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Yo mama so ugly, they let her play a ewok in Star Wars because they didnt want to spend money on the extra costume.

Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread

Fiya so stupid, it took her a month to do my audio breakdown.

Yo mama such a hoe, you fell out the pussy at birth,

Ranks so stupid, he was still looking for one.....