My first and only IM post and it's fuckin HILLARIOUS!!
 

IM THIS GUY AND SAY YOU'RE LOOKING FOR HIS WIFE!! AAAAHAHHAHHAHAHA!! POST THAT SHIT THE FUCK UP!!

U Wan Taco (11:42:47 AM): yo wheres your wife at myman


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Auto Response from NewFoundGlory243 (11:42:48 AM): I am currently away from the computer.
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Phenominalll: ay yo - where's your wife been at?
Auto response from NewFoundGlory243: I am currently away from the computer.

AAHAHHHAHAH. What a fuckin message.

Phen, if there's a Hell, we're going.

HighDro4545: hi...you don't know me, but i feel you have the right to know that your wife and i have been sleeping together for upwards of 2 months
Auto response from NewFoundGlory243: I am currently away from the computer

^^AAAAHAHHAHAHA. Bro, when this guy gets back, he's gonna kill himself.

Fuck this gay ass thread.

**hopes Dooms is right**

OneManBand713: yo man... I dont know WHO THE FUCK you think you are, but stay the fuck away from my girlfriend... people been tellin me bullshit like shes your wife or some shit... just leave us alone...
Auto response from NewFoundGlory243: I am currently away from the computer.

Robotic Waffle: hey who is this? heard yuo been mesing with my pals girl better not be serious
Auto response from NewFoundGlory243: I am currently away from the computer.

Robotic Waffle: he will trash u, man
Robotic Waffle: they been datin for like 6 yers

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA @ potentially ruining a marriage over the internet.

make sure to post how this shit turns out... lmao.

Everyone talk about how his wife is OMB's girl.

I added a twist i said she's a lesbo now.

AngelbkaHeavenly: hello
Auto response from NewFoundGlory243: I am currently away from the computer.

AngelbkaHeavenly: Your wife is definately a lesbo... don't ask how I know, I just know. Ask her if she remembers what happened a few weeks ago when she was "supposed to be at work"... Just let her know that Karen and Khandis want to finish soon what was started then and they want to have it videotaped this time for the internet.

Someone say they are Karen and ask about the wifey...

Then someone else say they are Khandis and ask bout the wifey.

*thinks of throwin videotape up of himself and 2 chicks to see if newfoundglory is fooled into thinking its his girl*

LMFAO! haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa who is Newfoundglory? lol..

AAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHahaa.

This shit's one of the funniest things I've ever herad on the net - AAAHAHAHAHA!!!!

he aint never at his computer man!!!!

Shit man, I can't blame him, lol, would you?? He's prolly busy filing divorce papers, lol. Shame on yall! : looks around all innocent :

My Gay-dar went off as soon as I saw you posted.

:love: I feel so insulted, being told off over the internet makes me want to hang myself. :slick:

lol i don't think he'd care bout that...i'd want a copy :thumbup:

haha whatever happened to this?

It ain't too late you sucka ass nucca.

White OZ Rally: where the fucks you wife been?
Auto response from NewFoundGlory243: I am currently away from the computer.

AHAHAHAAHAH dman, I'd LOVE to see WTF his marriage must be liek now. I'm just imagining like "damn, what if he left his computer on for a few days and comes back and sees all these shits?" AHAHAHAAHH. It's even funnier if he's sitting there takin em all, LOL.