Strangest thing you've ever seen someone drunk or on drugs do.
 

I seen a loooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttt of crazy shit but the craziest was a guy who INSISTED he could do 5 grams of coke in 5 seconds. I told him flat out "bro, you're making a REAL bad decision, and I'm not gonna stick around for the results" and started to walk out. He was laid flat on his back before I even left the building. I heard they caled the ambulance and he went and got detoxed, but damn son, that was just down right STUPID!!


He only got down around 2 from what I hear anyway. 2g's in that short a time is fuckin suicide and I got no clue how he survived.

What's your story?

I Saw Sumbody Smokin A Lil Weed An They Jus Passed Out

But Herez Da Strange Part

They Passed Out, With They Eyez Open, No Breathin, And After Like 30 Seconds He Like Jumped Up And Said ''What Da Fuck Jus Happend'' & 2 Dis Day He Still Cant Remember Passing Out, It Was Like He Died & Came Back 2 Life!!!!

im stupid when i get high.... i tend to do stupid fings.. i member the other week they taken the lamposts out of the ground coz they qwere puttin new ones in... well dey left big holes everywhere.. they had barriars round em but me n ma mates moved em n put em round a car so it was blocked off... so i was walkin back n i fell down the hole lol :(

no one dfoes stupid shit except me really....

lol what am i supposed to call em its how we speak in england :shoot: lol

BBWAAAAHAHAHAHa. The car part was hillrious, but you falling into the hole is what made it golden...


LV, snorting a pill isn't exactly ordinary, but man, your stories are : yawn:!! lol.

With that said, I used to work with a petite lil chick named Becky who wsa QUEEN of the underage drinkers. Her and I were at the same house party one night and I saw her drinking on some cocksucker's bed which had about a 1-foot space between the bed and the wall. She's one of those types who drink HARD, and if you dare her to drink something, man, she's gonna chug it like she's a champion. Well...she had a bottle of Bacardi in her hand and said "what's up Mark?" and kicked it back, bottoms up style as she was leanin back. I guess she didn't realize she was sliding because she fel RIGHT IN THE CRACK BETWEEN THE BED AND THE WALL!!! Son, she's sitting there on her left side and all I can see is her legs from about shin down and her right shoulder. I, obviously, started DYIN but then she got fuckin PISSED that me and the dude in there were laughin our asses off so she get furious and starts kicking around and beating up on her self liek a fuckin fish trying to get out - but the fact that dude was siting on the bed made it impossible.


Yo..listen real close whne I tell ya this - that's one of the hardest laughs I've EVER had in my entire life hands down. I musta laughed for a saolid 15 mins. My fuckin abs were KILLIN me. Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnn I couldn't WAIT to see the look on her face when I told her about it the next day. AAAhhhhhhhhhhh......... good times...

some fag coem up to me and my bros,bent over and said fuck me up the ass..

he got at least 20 boots to his ass,then a solid 5 to his head once he hit the ground.

this drunk guy ran up to my friend's car and slammed his body against the windshield then he started screaming, "Ha nigga I'm sueing yo ass". Lawrence (my friend) was like WTF? And the dude threw up on the windshield lol! and my friend, Lawrence and his boy Mike got out the car and beat the shit outta the drunk dude lol...

as we drove off his friends were laughin at him, i cried haha it was funny, and he was so drunk, i bet he prolly didn't remember what happened.

There were two drunk guys at white castle in line and one of the drunk guys goes up ot the other and kicks him in the ass as hard as he could. Like he was punting a football or something, man I fell out of my booth laughing so hard, that shit was so funny.

my ex-best friend mark and I used to cruise around DC...chill at the clubs...one night, we were downtown and couldn't find anything open for him to use the bathroom...So, he took a shit in the middle of the road...was like 2 AM...and in the background, u could see the Capital Building

then, a prostitute approached me and asked me if I wanted to have a good time...

I looked at her, looked over and mark, and just walked in a completely different direction



1

in 2001 during carnival weekend i saw two equally drunk dudes each doing something equally dumb

1st dude was talking to a post box asking for directions or some shit

and while i was at the bus stop a bus came and i saw this dude running across the street to get to it and all of a sudden i just heard BOOM as his whole front side musta connected with the bus shelter. we were laughing so hard i don't even remember if he got up again.......

MAAAAAAAAAAAN thank god for this thread this weekend went to party picked up this fine chick rite she was drinkin almost got home to tap that man an she like..i dont feel good im like gonna puike? she like no..than like 10 secs she like YEA! an puiked in my fuken face all over friends car from roof to windshields i was like OMFG.....

When I was like...eight..my brother would bring me to parties, where people got helladrunk and shit. I remember like, when one of them took a bucket of gasoline, threw it on a bonfire, and singed his eyebrows off. And there was a ladder and a large open window-like square in the wall, and people would always fall down and out of it and it was like ten feet from the ground. Shit was hilarious.

o here's another one... LOl i was at the mc donald's downtown in chicago lol... the one near DePaul Univ. and me, my boyfriend and our friend David just got done doing the radio show.. anyways we went to mcdonald's orders some food and this dude was drunk and fell asleep after he ordered his food..

Tell me why some chinese girl comes in, she's like OOH French Fries (in an accent).. we thought she was gonna buy at the counter, she goes into the guy's bag and eats his french fries... then there were some tourist walkin past lol and LJ was waitin for our food to get ready, the tourists come in tryna take a picture of the drunk dude..

tell me why, the chinese girl took his fries and made a pose, then me and David and pretty much 25% of the store was in this tourist pic, makin faces next to the drunk guy lol... and after they took the pic, David steals the guy's Fillet 'O Fish.. lmao

we sat down and was eating, David just took a bite outta the Fillet O FIsh and the drunk guy wakes up, he's like what the fuck did I order? then he looks in the bag and seen his fries and fish missing, so he goes off on the manager and they kept refusing to give him a new order lol... he looked at the Beyonce Stand-Up thingy for advertisement and he starts kneeing the cardboard stand up! lol..

that was funny as fuck. then dude leaves and start throwin up something purplish, green, and red lookin... i was like no ketchup for me, or lettuce, or tomato lol..

I was drinking and getting high with some guys in a park down the road... and we were just chillin. It was like 9-10 at night, and this lady was walking her dog. When she walked past us, my friend Dan got scared as fuck... Hed obviously smoked/drinked a bit more than he could handle... cos he was yelling "OH SHIT!? HOLY FUCK!? RUN, STRAY DOG, FUCK?!" .. and he got up, and started sprinting off into the distance. He ran up to the parks toilet block, and climbed onto the roof of it. From there he was yelling at us "FUCK GUYS??! COME ON ?!!?!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK!?!!" .. We just ignored him.

Anyway, when we were about to head home, we went over to the toilet block to get him down. He wouldnt come down.. He was like "Man.... are you guys fuckin insane? no fuckin way im going down there." etc etc... And we kept telling him "DAN. there is nothing bad going on on the ground... youre fucked... we're going home now, come on." .. But he wouldnt budge. So we were like.. whatever, he'll come home himself when he's ready.

Anyway.. The 2 other guys slept in the TV room at my place. The next day, at 11 when we were all awake, dan still hadnt come home. We were like... oh yeah... what the fuck. So we went to the park again, and sure enough there he was, fast asleep on top of the toilet block.

Now that isnt that funny, in itself. The funny part is that the day was saturday, and at this particular park on saturday, little kids play football/soccer. So theres games going on, moms around, sausages on a barbeque... and we start yelling at the roof. Dan wakes up, and he had no idea what the fuck was happening or why everything was so loud. He got down from the roof by falling... and he fell right next to a little kid, who yelled. That being the loudest sound so far, he replied with a "WHAT?!?" ..the kids dad wasnt pleased, and him and dan had a long chat... by then we all went home again.