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N.Tavarez 10-24-05 11:45 AM

Finally, a male blonde joke
 
> > > A Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming
> > > From The Bedroom. He Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The
Bed,
> > > Sweating And Panting.
> > >
> > > "what's Up?" He Says
> > >
> > > "i'm Having A Heart Attack," Cries The Woman.
> > >
> > > He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But Just As He's Dialing,
His
> > > 4-year-old Son Comes Up And Says "daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In
> > > Your Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!"
> > >
> > > The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms Upstairs Into The Bedroom,
Past
> > > His Screaming Wife, And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough,
There
> > > Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The Closet Floor
> > >
> > > "you Rotten Sob ," Says The Husband, "my Wife's Having A Heart Attack
> > > And You're Running Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"

Crazy Hades 10-24-05 11:47 AM

What a stupid uncle...I would've hidden in the clotheshamper.

WhoAmI 10-24-05 12:01 PM

lmfaooooooooooo

Daubs 10-24-05 12:35 PM

lmaooooooooooooooooooooo

L. Veracity 10-24-05 01:48 PM

paahahaahaaaha that shit's pretty damn funny ROFLMAOOOOOO

B To The D 10-24-05 02:02 PM

lol.....................You Should Be A Comedian...Like Ricky Gervais He's Dope:)

Compose 10-24-05 02:10 PM

But how does that diss male blondes? its just a regular joke

N.Tavarez 10-24-05 02:13 PM

not my jokes......get them emailed to me by coworkers

L.E 10-24-05 03:47 PM

LMFAO!!!!

Wow...

Indeph 10-24-05 05:17 PM

^ the joke came from a chapter of LE's life. :) dope joke

Compose 10-24-05 05:33 PM

^Shut the fuck up, bitch.

.Judicial. 10-24-05 07:20 PM

wtf man...u have 2 hide under da bed....or behind da door

Crazy Hades 10-24-05 07:21 PM

Clotheshamper is where it's at.

Blay'all 10-24-05 07:22 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Crazy Hades
What a stupid uncle...I would've hidden in the clotheshamper.

wtf is a clotheshamper? lol

Young Bishop 10-24-05 07:25 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by I-NOC
wtf is a clotheshamper? lol

fucking dumbass lol

Young_law 10-24-05 07:28 PM

lmao.....incest

Dickard. 10-24-05 07:29 PM

lmao pretty dope joke homey

Blay'all 10-24-05 07:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Young Bishop
fucking dumbass lol

hahahha nah, I mean I know what it is but I havent heard nobody say that shit except for like my grandma...

K.ontroverz.Y 10-24-05 08:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by hotshh!
> > > A Blonde Guy Gets Home Early From Work And Hears Strange Noises Coming
> > > From The Bedroom. He Rushes Upstairs To Find His Wife Naked On The
Bed,
> > > Sweating And Panting.
> > >
> > > "what's Up?" He Says
> > >
> > > "i'm Having A Heart Attack," Cries The Woman.
> > >
> > > He Rushes Downstairs To Grab The Phone, But Just As He's Dialing,
His
> > > 4-year-old Son Comes Up And Says "daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's Hiding In
> > > Your Closet And He's Got No Clothes On!"
> > >
> > > The Guy Slams The Phone Down And Storms Upstairs Into The Bedroom,
Past
> > > His Screaming Wife, And Rips Open The Wardrobe Door. Sure Enough,
There
> > > Is His Brother, Totally Naked, Cowering On The Closet Floor
> > >
> > > "you Rotten Sob ," Says The Husband, "my Wife's Having A Heart Attack
> > > And You're Running Around Naked Scaring The Kids!"


LOL that shits pretty funny. where'd you hear this from

N.Tavarez 10-25-05 08:16 AM

i get it emailed to me, ill see if i get more

Zone Out 10-25-05 09:14 AM

omg
the uncle was havin sex with his brothers wife
thats the JOKE! HAHAHA
and the husband didnt even realize it
:whacky:

Paranoid 10-25-05 09:43 AM

lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!!

that is pathetic for a husband omg.

I can't believe the wife screaming hahaha "I'm having a heart attack" yea ok then.


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