Best girl you ever had.
 

Nobody say shit about dudes in here. :mad:

Describe.

Your dad.........

Uh, my best girl? This really hot girl that asked me out, then dumped me after like five minutes.

best girl... this puertorican named tiffany, what an ass :)

I heart ricans

white girl named Ruby...... no she's not a stripper, that's just her name........ she had the best tongue ever....... when she gave me dome she would look up out the corner of her eye, and she swallowed too, so i ain't have to clean up afterwards........ she was kinda emotional, but by far the best i ever had........

this girl I used to go with, but I dumped her because of some shit someone else said.
now i think about her all the damn time and she dont want nothin to do with me
:-(

im always considered the best girl. :).. i am proud of myself.
i make a difference in alot of guys lives..and no not in a sexual way u bitches.

Lol this girl is extremly confident. =l

what about the best girl you never had? Does that count? :(

yeah IWJ too :(

dude, did I ever tell you how much I love the name of the month before May? :)

i once abducted this 12 year old named... well, i never bothered 2 find out her name. but, she wuz koo, she didnt scream fo help like all tha utha lil bitches. it almost made me not wanna slide my knife thru her chest n slam it into her spine n watch her body twitch all crazyn shit... almost. werd

^lmao and that girl turned out to be your mother. werd :cool:

Rofl, i know right.

lol... actually, tha little girl wuz my dad, fucked up huh, werd

Roflflf, wtf. You couldnt SEE?!

no, i could see him... or her, w/e.

my dad wuz born a little girl in 1993. n i dont mean he/she wuz born n now he's 12, i mean, he wuz born 12, n just stopped ageing after birth. happens alot frum wut i hear,... and he wuz a girl. werd

Oh okay, then its all cool.

Yeah, one time I ate a turkey sandwhich.

lmao
shut yo dumb ass up

It was fucking godly, for real.

best girl ive had.....damn.....this bitch Tina.....puerto rican an Brazilian.....damn...talk about freak this chick is a freak......foreal...bitch use to come to my house every day after school.....she use to do strip tease before anythin poped off....this gurl luvs the cock....she use to give me Head Religiously.....son she would smack her self wit the dick....Wow....dog's talk about a turn on...she loved to fuck bent over wit her hands to the wall all day she'd let me bang her out...an she would always jump in the shower wit me....after an started to give me head agian....that was the best...tell me that isnt the shit for a 17 year ol...this happened every day for 2 months straight fuckin this bitch porn style.....AN She wasnt even my gurl....jus a bitch i fucked wit.....Werd...that was the sssshhhitttt

white girl....... we were friends first............

This Is the best girl I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE HER NAME IS DIANA AND I LOVE HER TO DEATH I WOULD DIE FOR HER. :thumbup:

please do us all a favor and do that

HAHAHA what a fuckin faggot u need to stfu man seriously what girl u got besides a blow up doll or a jenna jameson porno Bitch? :nono:

id have to go with Lady Fiya on this one.....


*announces wedding date again* Dec 25

I would fuck Lady Fiya.
ON yall weddings day, matter fact, you 2 goin and get married, we'll go on the honey moon:thumbup:

lmao @ all of Kol-B's shit...

and @ the number of people on this site that probably wouldn't even get SpuL's joke.

My girly sara. :love:

meh i've never had a girl lol but the best guy was half asian half black (which is extremely rare for ireland) he really was the finest thing i ever seen. :love:

omfg, I can't even answer this shit.

There was this one girl I took home from a party, who woke me up with a blowjob the next morning, uh ya, that was pretty fucking good

lol you mean the april shit?