Australia Owns.....
 

.....and you know this.....mayne!!! :gfy:

Like some Chris Tucker "Friday" type of shit. Word.

So errm yea, we own and shit.
Fuck your gangsta hoods and shit, I got fucking spiders that come into my place that can kill a motherfucker. :thefinger

Word, Australia is where the real shit goes down.

Funnel Web Spiders > Gangstas!!

WOOORRRRRDDDDD!!!

Kangaroos are fucking GODS!!

I know somebody who was feeding a kangaroo once and he pissed it off or something and it went nuts and kicked him in the back.

Now he's in a wheelchair, LMFAO!!!

I don't fuck with kangaroos, they are fucking G'z!!

Our Inner City Rats>Aus Spiders...

Fuck your rats. One bite from a Funnel Web Spider would fucking kill them almost instantly.

Or even better than that....

Black Mambas > any fucking creature the US or the rest of the world has to offer. :gfy:

Huh? Are you even australian?

..............Btw..... Nature shits me... I'm a city person.....

Yes I am. :thumbup:

And plus, Australia also has the deadliest snake in the world.

Taipan motherfucker. :shoot:

They would fuck over any ghetto-ass motherfucker.

your talking like u live in the outback n not in the city :huh:

Yes, but you forget, one nuke could wipe out your black mambas and spiders, unless they have a lead shield and jet packs.

I also saw a video of where a kangaroo got hit and flew like ten feet in the air when it hopped into a race track. I pissed my pants, then shit them, then vomited in them. :thumbup:

I don't live in the city. I live in Longreach, Queensland.

Its a small town, total population is only like 3,600 or something.

thats ill... how come ou didnt move to the city or anything.. no wonder u goin prison.. coz the guy that tried to mug you knows everyone there lol

Wtf is with this thread...

Yeah australia owns... But not for the dumbass reasons you stated...

Australia owns because our music industry is still based on skill and not commodity, even out commercial pop artists write their own music.. And our government isnt all secretive and gay, its all just honest and out in the open (mostly)...

And we got a pretty cool laid back culture full of heavy beer drinking party mother fuckers...

Wtf @ spiders and snakes.. What, do you think your steve erwin or something?

meh i watched this program on FTN and someone found a kangaroo dead on the road (road kill) cooked it put it into a sandwich done a freefall and ate the kangaroo road kill sandwich whilst freefalling...

NOW THATS GANGSTA :thumbup:

^I live in Sydney. The biggest spider ive ever seen was just a huntsman... It cant hurt anyone... Come to think of it, I put it on a friend of mine and he almost pissed himself.

But yeah kangaroos are dope... You ever see kangaroo fights? Some of the dopest shit ive ever seen.. they jump into the air, stand on their tails, and use both legs to kick while hitting the other guy in the head with their hands.

I love australia... sydney city is like a paradise when the weathers good. Scenery is as good if not better than it was back in diego.

Fuck moving to the city man.

It just ain't for me, I like the peace and quiet.

Country ass bumpkin. Go sheer a sheep.

Fuck the country....

I hate peace and quiet....

And especially everything being so spread out. I find it hard to even live in the suburbs......

Lmao!!

It ain't just the peace and quiet though. I just fucking spent 12 years living in some shitty UK city, so where I'm at now was a HUGE step up.

Go drink some tea, english ass bumpkin.

I fucking hate tea. And those fucking gay ass cups they drink it in that are like the size of a golf ball. And they hold them like fucking idiots and sit their sipping it for hours and there is like a mouthful in the whole god damn fucking cup. :cussing:

Man you told me the other day that you love that..

*goes to sleep*

Lol, but if people knew that then they would think I'm English.

Then people would be like "HA, you fucking English "ARSE"....

Hey look man, I found your picture...



Country bumpkin...

If things like this weren't done all the time on RV I would find it insulting. :thumbup:

Also, most kids would start beef after a pop like that.

But I'm smart, and I know that your superior intellectual responses would own me in five minutes. :(