Can anyone else here cook?
 

I mean cook. not toast, not a microwave, not a phone, etc. Cook. I woke up this morning and made my trademark "Breakfast Burger" which is a ground beef patty I already portioned from ground beef eariler, cooked how ever you like it, then ground beef with pasta sauce cooked and sauteed in a small amount to pour on top of the lettuce that youre gonna shred - add green peppers, garlic and onion in it. Then the "breakfast" part comes in after the fried egg that's divided in two so it covers the top and bottom ends of the burger. Season to suit, and lay broccoli and cheese on the side instead of french friend and MMMMMM - MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM BITCH! So damn satisfying, takes about 10-15 minutes (I like mine well, not burned), is mega balanced, and has all the major vitamins and protiens needed to be jumpkicking mofos all day long.

Wash it down with some OJ and man you're in heaven. aaaahhhhhhhhhh..........


So can anyone else cook?

Eggs and toast
Cereal
Hotdogs
French Fries (as long as their already made in the frozen bag shit and i just have to heat them up)
Spaghetti (from the can)

I think thats it =/ and yes most of them aint real cookin but oh well...

I can boil rice...I make this signature salad of mine...lol...secret recipe tho ;)..and sounds nice what u cooked apex

i really love cooking. im vegetarian but i think u can get most creative wit meat so i cook everything lol i think its theraputic, cooking for other ppl that is.

Maybe you missed the point of this thread. "Cereal" and a microwave isn't "cooking".

Hmm.. a rice and lettuce salad, lol. Sounds interesting, lol. But yeah, that burger IS good. Damn, I almost want another one... damn.....




I knew you'd see the light LMAO.

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I love cooking. Not only do I love cooking, those that eat my food love it too... I got the skills from my ma and Big Mama (my great grandma). I like makin jumbilia and shrimp cuisines woo... and greens, cornbread, dressing (not STUFFING!) it's dressing lol, uhm cabbage, turkey, ham, tacos, sloppy joe, porkchops (baked), pot roast, roast beef, italian beef woo... all types of steak and make my own sauce to marinate and mashed potatoes from scratch wit' light brown gravy made from scratch..

Y'all makin me hungry!

*Gets up to go in the kitchen and get a bowl of cabbage and a fried pork chop I cooked last night*

I can't cook for shit...I don't even know how to light the stove.

lol take it how ever u want to Apexx :D

Oh and by the way I hate cooking cuz you could spend an hour or 2 making all this fancy shit and I eat it in like 10 minutes...bullshit

Then why'd you even post???!!





Damn, that shit all soudns so GOOD!! lol. Well, cept for the Pork part >: \

i make the best spaghetti bolognese EVER n i can make more or less any type of indian food... very little i am un-able to cook to be honest

Cuz I can...........

Oh yeah, now it makes perfect sense. Do you also swallow your own jizz? Because you can...

lol That makes no sense...

I posted here because I can and I choose to...just because you could swallow your own "jizz" dont mean you're gonna do it...

ah nevermind. You'll realize next week why you're an idiot.

lol, exactly...

i can cook like fuckin anything... tacos, burgers, pizza.... turkey, baked, fried, boiled chicken... homemade mashed potatoes, rice, baked macaroni... anything, u name it... im a good ass cook if i do say so myself

nah, my mom cooks for me. :cool:

and when i'm on my own, I gues si'll jus learn how to make fries and live off fast food basically. lol ~_~

All apexx know how to cook is crack.

I'm TRYING to go vegetarian because of the energy and shit, but I can cook anything.
I'm creative and can make you go MMM MMM bitch.

french fries??? wat the fuck are french fries?

Lmao word they can't possibly be better then freedom fries. *toothpick in teeth*

lmao @ u knowin exactly wat i was talkin about

I could beat Apexx in a cook off.

:shoot:

Lmfao...

Yeah I can cook...anything from pizza to steak, caserole to wraps. Shit, I even know how to make wine and beer.

of course I know how to cook.

Im human crack in the -crack in -crack in -crack in -crack in -crack in-
human crack in the -crack in -crack in -crack in -crack in -crack in-
Im human crack in the flesh!

i can cook a mean bowl of cereal

I swear man... Cooking is my shit...

I can make anything given the right ingrediants... At the moment I'm learning how to make heaps of asian food.. Gettin my chinese on...

I also make a large range of sandwiches and combination omlet's, meat pies, fried rice..

Hell, even when I'm cooking 2 minute noodles I cook and chop up bacon, echallots.. And add some oyster sauce and a bit of herbs and spices to go with it...

<<is a fucken master in the kitchen.

I tell him that all the time...

He never figures it out...

L.E and Nos, we should have a cooking battle :cussing:



ooohhhhhhhhh. Now it all makes sense, lol.

How..?

Record it sizzling on the microphone..? :huh:

ugh
Apexx, DONT respond.
lol

I was kiddin man...

*Works in a restaurant*

JEA.......................................

*Challenges Apexx to a cook-off*

I've lived on my own for like 6 years, and the fast food and stuff gets old. I can cook steaks, lasagna, and a few other things, but I find it's easier to find the healthier fast stuff at Safeway and cook it that way. Like Delissio pizza's, or quick side dishes, and then I just have to worry about my main dish. We cook GOOD when we're out hunting too, so I've been learnin how to cook out of a pan under the stars type shiz for a looong time. Most other stuff I jus jacked the dope recipes from my mom, and added or took out stuff I like/hate. Her lasagna recipe is the shiz tho. I didn't change a thing:thumbup:. Oh yea - and anything having to do with potatoes I'm pretty good with. LMAO @ record it sizzlin on the mic... word.

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Im a pretty sick cook. I can whip up a vast range of baked goods from scratch.

As for lunch and dinner meals, I make chicken of all sorts (fried, marinated, crumbed), and meats. The thing I make most is probably a grilled sandwich made of turkish bread, with whatever ingredients and seasoning I feel like at the time. I can also make some real nice baked potatoes.

I learnt to make the potatoes off my girls grandma. She is the best cook i've ever known, besides my nonna. Ima learn to make her pasta sauce, meatballs, and lasagna.

yeah i can cook..depends on if i'm hungry too where i'd wanna waste my time dong it..most tha time i just get somthin i made before out tha fridge and gobblit down..but yaah that sounds like somthin i made before..sept i use a biscuit warm it up with some butter on the fryer(trust me it tastes better) then you put some bacon there cook the egg..and then u make a sausage patty on the fryer and then you but some spices on it and then top it with some johnnys and then u put the egg on top then put some sliced cheese on it....and then top it wit bacon...now thats good eatin

Wht are Johnnys? Oh wait..I'm not sure I wanna know. You're a sick bastard...lol.




what?! and she stands still the whole time?