Passing A Drug Test..
 

okay.. i need to pass a Urine Dip Stick... or else no drivers license.. i just smoked weed 2 days ago. and am about to get tested.. anybody know any quick way to flush my system.. besides niacin.. cause i dont have the money..

well since you aint got the cash....then just drink water like crazy, hopefully that will flush your system

yea
ive heard a ton of rumors that supposedly help get shit out ya system
but then i always read something in school that proves em wrong.

but then again, it aint like school gon tell you how to pass a drug test so i unno..

google it.

My brother was taking a drug test and wouldn't pass at all, so he wanted me to piss in a condom so he could attach it to his leg and sneak it in...I was like wtf...

'Sir, your test results are in. You are thirteen.'

first rumor: Put bleach on your finger tips, and piss on your finger tips into the urine cup

Second Rumor: Piss then put a scoop of bleach in it..wait 10 minutes

Third Rumor: Bottle somone elses piss, and heat it up before you get tested

^What i did

IDK about that, but that MIDNIGHT Gum has been taken off the market cause it could be a breathlizer.. That shit was fucken strong as hell

they do check to make sure that your urine is within 95-100 degrees F...

^yea thats why you warm it up in the microwave for like aminute before you actually put it into the urine cup

^What a dope site ..:D

how about dont smoke weed
or rather you should'nt have smoked any.
fuckin genious, thats why I ripped you

^Smoking stimulates the mind , so shyts good for you :)

umm.. i didnt look @ that site yet.. but.. its a home test.. like one the ones you buy @ rite aid.. or eckerd etc.. so.. i dont think its gonna be all that hi-tech.. because its my mother testing me..

^o0 i got tested by one of those shyts ..if you passed it has lines all over it ..if not you failed...Basically your ownly two chooses are Bottle someone elses piss..and microwave it for a minute before you take the test..or Put bleach on your finger tips..and piss on them

Wouldn't it just make more sense to put BLEACH in a container and put the bleach in the piss...rather than put BLEACH on your hands, OR piss??


Nah, that's way too easy and definitely not toxic enough...

^naw its proven to work ive done it and so have many of my friends but i mean if your going to get padded down when you go take a piss its pretty impossiable to have bleach in your pocket feel me ? so you put little dabs on your finger tips..and you piss on them (all ten fingers).

no.. i smoked saturday nite.. its now tuesday.. by what that site says.. i could be clean anyday now.. i dont know when im getting tested.. but... hopefully i can drink water and help the process.. then i think im'a test myself.. and if i pass.. im good to go

^Drink lots of water and mix it with alittle bit of vinegar.

he don't gota microwave it..the thurmastat is in the cups they give u at a doctors office..drink a LOTA water..IE a half gallon or more..take vitamins to make ur piss look normal [not clear] then you'll b ONLy pissing out water..THC is stored in your fat cells and leaks into ur piss...so...wait 2 hours after ur piss is clear [while still drinkin] then take the test [beer works to but..since it's to prove u are mature enough to drive,i don't suggest that]

yah... yesterday..i drank 9, 16 oz bottles of water...

buy a test kit and test yourself to see if you will pass...

and lmao at your mom testing you

should i only drink water the day of the test.. or all the days leading up to the test??

yea,but make sure ur doing it the day of the test..it's easier the skinnier u are

yah rofl.. i got caught like 2 months ago.. and my moms like.... if you cant pass a drug test.. you cant drive.. then stupid me.. smokes a week before im eligible to get my drivers license.. and of course i have to test for the license.. or else my mom will know im obviously not clean..

upping this for more idea's....................

hehe piss on your fingers. lmao fuck that

^I'd do it if the shyt works, which it does. :thumbup:

This Is What You Do

Have Someone Pee In A Ziploc Bag Or A Small Leg. Tape It To Your Leg, Right By Your Nuts. When You Go In, Then You Put That In The Cup.

Have A Nice Day.

nah, fuck that. You gotta have someone pee on your shirt, then when you get there, bust a bleach packet on your neck, then squeeze and syphon the mix outta your shirt...and into the cup. Bingo.

you forgot the mouthwash...

after you do that you put the whole thing in your mouth and swish it with mouthwash...

then you spit it back in the cup...and mix it with yellow dye to hide the mouthwash color...

"the whizzinator"

^^^ 150bones plus shippin and you'll be fine..........

if you dont got cash....... put bleach on your finger and when you pee into the cup... pee on the finger wit bleach on it....... i mean... you gotta soak your finger in bleach... but... shuld do the trick... i mean... at least give you a inconclusive result... buy yourself a lil more time.. you know???

Umm, to pass a drug test your suppost to drink. vinigar. Not the whole thing. just a cup full. it cleans out your system. keep in mind that shit tastes horrible so plug your nose and think of it as a shot of crown royal or something.

vinigar will only make you urinate........ it wont purge the toxins .... what you should do... is take some golden seal and charcol.... to absorb the toxins... get the golden seal powder, and the activated charcol powder... drink up... regularly in conjuction with the vinigar shots.... maybe that'll help ya out... i juss remebered bout the golden seal and activated charcol... dont mix the two... drink the golden seal mixed in water , then the charcol... seperatlely... in water... be sure to drink plently of water as the activated charcol and golden seal will dehydrate you... and the vinigar will have you peein... so.....

thats all i got mayn.... hope that helps :)

Drivers Liceanse? son they aint test you for that...

Drink Cranberry Juice...don't know if it'll work, just my theory. Cranberry juice makes you shit, before you shit, you HAFTO take a piss. Keep doing that, eventually it will run out of your system.


Or you could use tha water method...Use mine first tho.


:)

exactly my thoughts.

how bout... smoke weed and be smart about it????

use it... dont abuse it


werd

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OH, PICK THIS, PICK THIS

You smoke weed and they know it. You've passed the honesty test!