Okay...here's one way to tell if you're ugly or not...
 

funny how Potato head lookin mofos are talkin bout how other people look

check this

If a chick has ever said to you, "You have pretty eyes" you can BET YOUR BOTTOM DOLLAR YO ASS IS UGLY.

Chicks say that when they can't find anything else to compliment your BUTT FUGLY ASS on


So...if you've ever heard the words, "You have pretty eyes," you are UGLY.


PERIOD.


case closed


moving on

im ugly as hell, but still pull fine girls.... :thumbup:

no doubt...this one chick taught me something a long time ago that I'll never forget...I was a freshman in college and she was from New York, fly chick named Capri. Anyway, she said, "If you don't have looks, yoiu need to have height or body, or a nice personality. You just have to have SOMETHING working for you." From that point on, I never felt intimidated by anybody when it came to me having or not having something. You just accentuate your positive attributes and you CAN NOT go wrong.



UGLY or not.

yup, i know i aint no fine boy, but that dont stop me gettin pussy, jus be yourself, nice, polite, crack a few jokes make them laugh n ur 70% of the way there... but the funny thing is, i do have nice eyes lol my eyes are extremely bright blue

LMAO, what if you really do have nice eyes?

are you for or against lying?

lol

seriously...like, tell chicks you're working with scientists to develop a cure for cancer in kids


lol

if im just looking for a quick fuck, the yeh im gonna lie just to do what i need to get them pants on the floor, but i see a girl n she get me feeling like... daaaaaaaaamn u nice, i wanna get to know u n all that shit, ima just approach, n chat general, not talking too much about myself, n if i think, this is definately a girl for more than a quick fuck, ill be real with her... but if she just got me like, meh maybe first impression was wrong, then ill maybe tell a few lies to get them pants off, but it all depends on the situation really

^word I was gonna say same thing. =/

where I'm from, girls ain't into if you look like a magazine dude or not. It's 1) If you take care of yourself (like clean shaved and keep your fit fresh) 2) If you a nice guy, and can actually entertain a girl (meaning convo's, or actually talking to her and her friends) 3) $$$ (you wouldn't believe how many cats live with their parents still and don't have a whip). 3 outta 3, I guess I'm straight.

haha, word to that. This is the type of shit that happens when you don't think before talkin' lol. life is good.

^^^^well...if I was into chicks, I think I'd do well up there...Chicks like my mannerisms...I'm real particular about how I keep myself up...nah mean...so yea...and as for convo?...yea...I can do that...but, I learned from experience that chicks really do prefer u to be yourself unless they are high maintenance or stuck up


I can't stand stuck up chicks...esp. if they don't have their shit together (i.e., job/education/dreams/REAL HAIR)

Lol @ dudes saying they lie to get pussy...

How un-interesting must you be if your a rapper and you still need to lie to get poon..leady..

Btw.. Guys do that type of 'nice eyes' shit too.. Its just being polite to chicks who obviously would never have a chance at getting with you............

man are you retarded.... first off, not every girl likes rap, seconly being a rapper will not impress every girl you meet, thats a fact of life, also there are girls who look for stuff you might not have, really good education for example, or somebody who does stuff for others e.g charity work, if a girl makes an indication they like that kinda shit, that says if u dont show ur "into that" aswell, chances are u wont get nothing.

girls in diff countries are different though, most here are gold diggers or look for "bad boys"........ but no matter what you say, theres ALLWAYS times you need to lie, ive never once said that i lie everytime, like i said, it depends on the girl and the situation.

if your in a bar selling drugs, n she asks what your doing there on your own, you aint gonna say.. im selling coke are you??? no are you fuck.... thats just an example by the way

god damn............... ive been told i have nice eyes..... i guess i should just stop my life right now

I have sweet eyes. They change colours and shit, like one day they're brown, then green, then hazel. Always different, I don't give a fuck if a girl tells me I have nice eyes, when they're saying nice cock 5 minutes later, it makes no difference.

just imagine...

"you have pretty eyes"

"FUCK YOU BITCH, you're ugly as they get..."

and ugly dudes always pull fine chicks around here...your popular....your getting something....

^ Is that Necro in your sig? [/knowsNecrolookskindalikethat]

^you're ugly :shoot:

I hate you. *cries*

*pops pills*

*slits wrist*

*realizes he's immortal*

*drinks beer*

you ain't my god!!!! :mad:

wooow, Im sure you have TONS of experience with females, leady. But in all honesty, you never know.
Some niggas thats lame as hell, you know them funny lookin niggas, they be hangin around mass hoes, and gettin on too.
But niggas like me, I dont hang around hoes, cos they know, I want to fuck. I got maybe 4 or 5 female friends, but toherwise that, I fuck them, keep they number, and call them, and fuck them again.
Im not a player, I just crush alot.

and bitches dont tell me I have pretty eyes, because they are black. They say Im cute, flat out.
fuck yall ugly niggas.

LMAOOOOO sigged... (and yes I know it was Pun first... just aint heard anyone use this in like 3 years... I used to say that shit all the time. LMAO)

Word up, son.
:thumbup:

Sheeeeit man, you made me laugh in like 3 straight posts.... That calls for a colab.... And from the sounds of your comments - it should be somethin a little old school feel. Like remix Deja-Vu by Lord Tariq and Peter Gunz :thumbup: LMAO

aiigh, nigga you should hop on that one thing I keep askin you to hop on. no homo.

That (fill in the blank) diss? booo... I went on a drunken rampage last week, and think I made a free agent thread tho.... LOL... it was funny as hell... I'ma go see if I've had any recent replies.

*buawhahaha*

ive never bin told i have pretty eyes, cuz my eyes r wack az fuck blind cocksuckers :cool:

n nobody can usually see my eyes anywayz, cuz my bandana iz usually ova them.

n i dont lie 2 girls, i act tha same round them az wen im round my homies. once girls git 2 know me they know im koo n shit. this 1 girl who im good frends wif sed at 1st she wuz only nice 2 me cuz she wuz afraid that i would kill her, LOL, werd

no i dont have a majour education, i didnt spend much time in school, ill be the first to admit it, witty?? lmfao im wittier than you will ever be, ive come across plenty of girls that are like, if u dont do shit for other people or even animals or whatever out of the kindness of your heart, they aint even gonna look at you.... i remember this one girl, fine as fuck, i mean eeeeeeeeeeeverybody wanted her, but noooooooooooooooooooobody could get a look in, n then i seen her doing some volunteer work, so i joined up, n got talkin to her, got the digits, hung out a few times, we aint fuck or nuthin but yeah, it just goes to show, some girls know what they want in a man, and there will be times that you need to do what it takes to get somewhere...... and if she asked u why your there(in the club) and you deny telling her your there to sell coke to rich dumb college kids, thats concidered a lie, because you need to answer the question n if u dnt tell the truth, u obviously tell a lie.

LMAO at this thread...guys talkin bout if they got nice eyes...dayumm..anyways im out..wasup Q..

:laugh:
Leady ..... Man seriously...Lets be real for a minute...

You dont get much action do you.... I mean...

You joined up to do volenteer work just so you could have a plutonic relationship with a girl...... whats with your logic dude....

wow @ you.... first off, im in a relationship, second of all, im a father, so nice try on that one... and i wanted to know what this girl was like, i know its super cool for you netcee's to look cool and a playa for your net buddies, but id rather be real, point of that was, you will find girls where you will need to be out of character to get anywhere... anybody who has lived a REAL life rather than a FANTASY life they wish they lived, will tell you that.

*awaits nos and other wannabe playas to come in here talking the usuall bullshit they talk in a pathetic attempt to look cool for some kids they will never meet*

I'm so fake... I apoligize to any of you who actually thought I had a life. I'm sorry.

*asks strobe to take link to my website for me with my label down*

*takes down pic of girl from member mugshots*

*goes and digs out old Sony playstation 1, quits record label, and dumps girl, cause obviously all I can be is a e-nerd if I post online...*

Listen leady...
If you were gonna say I aint lived a real life..... Your real lucky to be behind a computer screen... Fucken schmuck...

And your trynna give me advice on women? I think we already established you aint a very good source of information B...........

lol @ you thinking every girl will be interested in you, its common knowledge every girl has different interests, is impressed by different things, and look for different things from guys... its impossible to be able to have it to please every girl without having to twist the truth or lie about something... im lucky im behind a computer screen?? LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO i KNOW you wouldnt do shit even if i wasnt, so please, hush ya mouth

Ugly contest? lol...

if you wanna find out if your ugly or not...simply compare yourself to Leady, if you look better than him, you aint ugly.

not really... its not hard to better looking than me, so you could still be ugly even if u look better than me, but nice attempt on a little insult on me there, didnt quite work though

Leadys on that real 'ignorance of thy own stupidity' tip...

One of them loudmouth dumb cats that nobody pays much attention to in intelligent discussions..

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whats funny is, if youve not seen me in an intelligent discussion, ive schooled so many people its un-real, and whats even better is, that i allways back my arguments with facts and proof of the facts i claim... and ignored???? lmfao thats funny, concidering i know EVERYBODY from my area and other areas ive lived in, why people on a forum act like they know you in person i dont know, the ones that act like that are the ones that are usually more predictable than anybody else.

if you want an intelligent discussion, actually come with something intelligent to say first and then you will see whats up.

Leady you couldnt school a retard.........

What the hell are you talking about?