I love being me...
 

So last night I get off work about 1130...get home...get a shower...

and im like "its about midnight on a tuesday...i should probably be getting to sl...nah fuck that im going out"...

so I make a few calls...this one girls like "come pick me up and take me to my friends house and ill fill your tank up..."

so i was like alright because it was like a five mile drive all together and she was gonna fill my tank up...

so when I go to get her shes got two fine ass girls with her that I know...and were all ridin up there or whatever...

so the girl fills up my tank and we get to this dudes house and the girl gets out and goes inside and comes back out with a blunt for one of the other girls...

yeah...i bought one too...

so Ive got two blunts and two girls and were looking for a place to chill at...

i told the girl that bought the blunt to call some hoes because i didnt feel like smoking out a bunch of dudes...

so shes making a few calls and she finds someone and we ride out there...

I walk inside and there are three FINE ass white girls in there...like model hot...all doing shots of bacardi...

so pretty much I just ended up smoking two blunts with five fine ass drunk girls...at 2 in the morning...on a tuesday...

not a bad night...

:) Now I just have to figure out where you live, and I'll hide in your trunk to experience your greatness.

*Enjoys college life just as much*

Exciting Stuff.

You're lying.. you got off work at 11:32.

Typical response from someone ashamed of attending boarding school. :)

If you had some lines, you woulda prolly got laid. And I don't mean rap skills...

Damnit. :(

haha. That just means you wouldn't have got laid either way. oooooooooooooooooohhhhh, SON! lmao

Must've been dark...

Blunts....that's all, what happened to raw fuckin?

Pussy is so last week..

man ur prolly sayin that cuz you aint had pussy since pussy had u

Christians can't have pussy until they're married, so unless you're faking the whole "Christian Rap" thing, stfu.

Man thats a good story and all, but if yah didnt hit the Hot Bitches.. why bother trying brag about hanging out wit them....

whos bragging? i hang out with all kinds of hot bitches...

it was just such a random turn of events i thought it needed a post...

and apexx...probably...these girls were definitely down...

but i work with one of them so mehhh...dont need that shit getting out...

Exactly what I was thinking. At least 2 of em. You know how use-less I'd feel if that happened to me, and I didn't beat? But, technically if you think about, you didn't gain any gas from this, because she filled up your tank. You stated in your story that you filled gas up before you dropped her off. Then you went somewhere to pick up some other girls and smoke with them. But you had to have at least a quarter of a tank in the gallon. You prolly only gained a quarter of gas that night. If you were a mack like me, you could've pinned at least 2 fine girls, and had a full tank of gas. Now thats something to brag about!









Maybe to you. It's last week, this week and next week for me. And tha week after that.

I'm still disappointed in you.

:cussing:

nah...i left the house on E...i went and picked them up and we went to the gas station and she filled my tank up...

after driving around bullshitting with those girls i had 3/4 of a tank left...

and he means lines lines...not like spitting game lines...just so were all on the same page...

word to that. And that's the moral of the story kids, lol.


Oh yeah, I think tex is talking about the same thing.

wheres the part where u fuck them?????? this story sucks