Adam Sandler Is Dope Yo
 

Word...

His music is funny is funny as fuck.

If you dont like his shit, suck a dick. :shoot:

You didnt know he mae music??? :shocked:

ive heard it lol, efecx ur sooo far out of the loop its looks like a cheerio to u!! *tut tut*

Yeah it's like reggae lmfao.

I know he makes music but I never listened to it, hes funny as hell though...Anger Management is hilarious.

internet dude! theyre actually sooo fuckin funny. i remember hearing one about a car and actually laughing so hard my sides hurt (but that was nuthing to do with any sort of intoxicating substances we may have inhaled prior to the song listening)

Lyrics to Adam Sandler's "Ode to my Car":

Here we go

Piece of shit car
I got a piece of shit car
That fuckin’ pile of shit
Never gets me very far

My car’s a big piece of shit
’cause the shocks are fucking shot
And my seatbelt’s fucking broken
I got to tie it in a knot
(it’s a piece of shit)

I can’t see through the windshield
’cause it’s got a big fucking’ crack
And the interior smells real bad
’cause my friend puked in the back
(it’s a piece of shit)

(piece of shit car)
Piece of shit car
(he’s got a piece of shit car)
It sucks royal dick
(that fuckin’ pile of shit)
100% crap
(never gets him very far)
Oh fuck you car

It’s got no cd player, it only got the 8-track
Whoever designed my car can lick my sweaty nut sack
(they can bite his ass too)
And I got no fuckin’ brakes
I’m always way out of control
Eleven times a day I hear hey, watch it asshole
(you fuckin’ piece of shit)

(piece of shit car)
I got piece of shit car
(he got a piece of shit car)
Diesel gas sucks my ass
(that fuckin’ pile of shit)
That pile of metal shit
(never gets him very far)

Oh what the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
What the fuck did I do
To get stuck with you
You’re too wide for drive-thru
And you smell like the shoe
But I’m too broke to buy something new
Oh fuck me

Well the engine likes to flood
The car always fuckin’ stalls
And the seat cushion’s got a big rip
So a spring always pokes the balls
(ouch, ouch, ouch)
Plus the door locks are busted
I gotta use a fucking coat hanger
(what a pain in his ass)
And if a girlie sees my car
There’s no chance I’ll ever bang her
(he never ever gets da pussy)
Hey shut up
(piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car

(you got a piece of shit car)
You piece of shit car
(piece of shit car)
Bald fuckin’ tires
(you got a piece of shit car)
No rearview fucking mirror
(piece of shit car)
Seven different colors
(you got a piece of shit car)
Fucking rag for a gas cap
(piece of shit car)
Tailpipe makes the sparks fly everywhere
(you got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
(you got a piece of shit car)
(piece of shit car)
Oh the whole town thinks I’m a loser
(you got a piece of shit car)
Cabby give me a push

Links Nigga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ben Stiller > Adam Sandler

^Definately..........

Nah, Adam Sandler Is Funny As Fuck.

Ben Stiller's Gettin there tho.

damn thats a proper tough call.

Adam Sandler or Ben Stiller..??

Im gonna say Adam Sandler is funnier but Ben Stiller has a bigger multitude of funny films

Now why the hell would you post the lyrics to "Ode to my Car"? Separating the meaningful message from it's pseudo-reagge background just makes it incredibly...wack. And yes, I'm serious.

Adam Sandler and Ben Stiller aren't even comparable. I'm not saying one's funnier than the other, but that they're completely different. Sandler does the sort of "sitcom" comedy in his movies, while Stiller is a firm advocate of slapstick. I mean, didn't anybody ever see his short-lived sketch comedy show?

you have to be kidding,

the turkey song!!! haha lol ibaught his cd not long ago, funny as fuck

how do you know ben stiller couldn't do stand up?

his dad owned a club, or something like that....and is one of the funniest guys out there as well

the ben stiller show was pretty coo