I fight like a bitch.
 

Its true. But nobody can defeat me.

My flatmate attempted to eat the very last microwave lasagna, and I hit him with two fingers in the side of the neck, between two muscles.. he was unable to fight, and I got the lasagna.

Yo when I move down to sydney.

I totally wanna have a fight with you.. Jus for shits and giggles.

lmfao....go One Man Band!.

well i'll poke ya eyes and scratch ya ears then flat hand ya nose and watch you cry in a puddle of nose blood :thumbup:

then i'll piss on ya...or get my kitten to do that most of the time i let the kitten do it...more humiliating IMO

OMB said he could out-drink you, Nos. [/instigation]

lasaga: that sounds like its worth it

I've always believed fighting was stupid unless you absolutely have to...

Believe it or not, I've never been in a physical altercation...I've always managed to finess my way out of them with words...yerp

POLITICIAN in the makin!


Besides, I'm too damn pretty to get MUFFED up.


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Yeah, but then there's all that "oh, he can't fight!" talk from other people.

it's okay if you can't fight.

That's because you actually are a bitch.

Lmao @ saraan posting that like an hour ago.

shit, i'd just shoot him :cool:


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You never would. I would own you with the new martial art a japanese girl is teaching me. I met her at this gym(gymnastics, not weights) that I go to on teusdays. I sparred with her that day and she beat the shit out of me so easily... If she got a hit in I was fucked for the rest of the fight. Apparently she uses taijutsu which targets pressure points on the body to own the shit out of opponents.. so im getting her to teach me it, because its the best thing ive ever seen.

Nos: sure. *smokes weed with a pipe*

drakel: you bet your ass it was worth it.

I'd handle any martial arts nigga comin at my, if I get my ass dropped then I'ma fuck at em with a pistol or somethin just shoot like three times then when they drop beat the shit outta them, or pretend to be scared n shit then get a low blow and beat the fuck outta them from there, lol nigga think cus he can hit some nigga in the neck with his fingers when they off gaurd that make it somethin, you do fight like a bitch...

Problem is if you hit someone in the right pressure point with enough force, you can be paralyzed. Therefore getting your gun is impossible. Also, if you can't beat someone up without help (gun), then you are the one who fights like a bitch.

lol like I'd be stupid enough to go up to a nigga who with one hit in the right place could paralyze me, that's retarded, it's like tryin to act all hard and gettin ya ass dropped by a midget, retarded logic, and I would keep at them distance, like 20 feet away....

lmlo...OMB is the freshest man ALIVE

bout to have some pizza, thats pretty close to lasagna

Eh, my job is done in this thread.

haha - jus yestraday I had to drop my boy for the last ice cream sandwich.... funny how fightin for food is like a rule when it comes to the last whatever...

Fuckin call me whatever you want nigga I know I can fight and I don't gotta prove it to a bunch of wiggers on the internet, ya'll niggas can have ya own beliefs about me, none of you know me....

bruv...i'm so kung fu'd up & drunk now that your hits wouldn't effect me...i'm like Neo after he got all them programs uploaded into his memory...lol...*i don't care*

I could hit you with one finger and you wouldnt be able to fight anymore... Dont understimate martial arts man... If you threw a punch or kick at all, I could get you to the ground with a simple throw. From one hit you probably would be able to pull a gun though, but by that time I would either have landed another hit, or run away.

Lol but that's taught as being "the greatest defense ever", how could you choose otherwise?

bushido :thumbup: ...

But of course.

I always wanted to learn martial arts shit.

i was thinking of taking some capoeira, or whatever....saw some classes for it at U of M....but i don't know how intense it is

OMB is my boy an shit but provoked I would seriosuly fuck him up...we talking critical condition but back to my quote did anyone else notice Nos said "shits an giggles?"....who the fuck shits an giggles?...rolmfao....either austrailia got sum seriously fucked up slang or Nos has serious mental probs...rolmfao....WOW :laugh:

I say shits and giggles all the time.

Lmao @ myself.

double posting :shoot:

just for shits and giggles

Its off some alien movie... *shrugs*

Drakel: I do capoeira.. Shit is dope. I can imagine it would be pretty hard to start from scratch, but breaking more or less IS capoeira, so I figured I might as well learn it... Its cool though. You should definitely get into it.

Triple: no way man.

I think capoeira is dope, as a form of dance, but as a martial arts it's weak, they're are a lot more effective combat martial arts, but wt/v. I do judo, provincial champ and shit, wooot

well it depends what its up against... I remember in a martial arts competition a guy used a bit of capoeira and won.

Its good because of its unpredictability. Againt something like ninjutsu or taijutsu, the constant movement could stop grapples and pressure point strikes. But against aikido, any thai art, juijitsu, karate etc it would probably not be a good idea...

yeah, i might look into something like that next year...just to be active and shit, increase flexibility, reflexes, expanding horizons....you know

and of course because tekken is dope

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well its good to know someone around here is honest.......oh and i LOVE Lasagna!!

And what that means in English, children, is that OMB can defy gravity.

not yet. Once I can hold a planche for 10 seconds, or do an aerial without a wind up... THEN I can defy gravity.

I always thought I had the upper hand...I felt smart. In fact, this is a true story. Someone in highschool did start that rumor of "OH, MIKE IS SOFT HE CAN'T FIGHT" and was sayin all kinds of shit against me. But, I was a serious student and didn't care. I had ALL As and was focused on learning as much as I cud before college. I made it quite clear that my goals in school where to make ALL As, get s scholarship(s), graduated top of my class, and go to college. (Incidentally, I achieved all those goals) Anyway, one night, the guy who was sayin all that shit came into WENDY's where I worked at the time and apologized cuz he realized that shit was makin him look stupider than me. Point is, I'd rather be more respected for temperance than a TEMPER...so to speak


fighting remains STUPID unless you absolutely have to...And, someone calling you a name isn't grounds to beat their face in...IMO


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*is surprised Luke Cummo ain't walked in here*