Roflmao @ Me!
 

I went to sleep on this girl on the phone
all I remember was her sayin "you want me to call you back?"
and me goin "nah, I aint sleepy"
lmfao, I woke up like 5 - 10 minutes ago and the voice was just silent
so Im thinkin I was sleep for maybe 5 seconds, ROFLMAO, I was sleep for like 30 minutes on her ass
lol, Imma have to kiss a lot of ass to get back on her good side. lmao
any of you people that like women ever fal asleep on a hoe?

Lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo I Did That Like A Weeek Ago!!! Buawhahahahahahahahahha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol, shit is crazy man.
I woke up with the imprint of my phone on the side of my face
cos I was layin on it
LMFAOOO

lmao thats happend too me so many times...lmao damn..i hate it...cuz you'll be sayin somthing like "Soooo you wanna come over...." and they'll be like " uhh sure" and u'll be snoring and she'll be like "uhhh hello????" and then hang up on you?? man thats gay...happedn with a chick i knew named Kyleigh :(

ive hung up on chicks sayin i got another call......... (obviously wen i dont and their gettin annoyin as fuck)

and i told another one i had to call her back later cuz i was on a cord fone with her in a room with no tv.... and it was the middle of chappelles show..... lmao she go angry "U cant talk to me cuz of a show?"

lol its almost so funy how serious she was......

but fall asleep??? nah..... mad funny tho

^^that was the worst lie i ever heard

lmao, hell yeah every guys done that shit before
so, she wasnt on the phone right? u call her back???

how the fuck do u fall asleep????? i just start doin other shit......... just goin "mhmmm.... rreally?" ....... half listenin while playin some NBA Live or sum shit....

lmao i do that too...but most of the time its cuz i'm writing or i dont wanna talk too um

lol, nah, Her grandma would've tripped if I would've called her back this late.,
she call me after 12:00, cos she cant get calls after then.
and since i got my own line, I can get call at whatever time

nah, cos I was layin in the bed talkin on the phone
and I had some music playin..

I never go to sleep without first knowing thats what I'm doing........

o word, i was thinkin cell phone shit :cool:

lol, nah son
my room phone

i aint used a house phone in like a year....
i dont even know how to use mine :(

i wuz talkin 2 this girl on msn n we wuz talkin bout chillin tha next day. but she wanted 2 do it really erly, so i knew if i went 2 sleep that id b asleep wen she called n i wouldnt b able 2 go wif her. so i fuckin stayd up all night, it wuz like 11 sumthin am, n i wuz listenin 2 this old skool Too $hort, n i laid down n i fuckin fell asleep fo like a half an hour, n wen i looked at my clock i wuz like "FUCK!!!" n i looked on my msn n she left like 40 messeges tryna wake me up, n she called a bunch of times. i wuz so fucking pissed :(

n i didnt sleep tha night b4 that either, so if it wuzznt fo that i prolly woulda bin able 2 not fall asleep. n everytime i listen 2 that too $short song now i git pissed cuz i remember that. BLAH, werd

damn, lol (u thought i was jokin :cool: )

LMAO @ BLAY, werd

damn that'd suck kool lol nooo that'd reallly suck...hahahha next time u meet up wit a chick goo too slee

Tonight I was doin that "uh huh.... yea.... ok.... oh yea...." while she was talkin, and then out of no where she yells "ARE YOU TYPING?!?!" Busted on msn :(

hahha, just tell her she's real special, and then she'll be lie "oh, you're otoo cute" or something, and then, bang, worde

^^^ go sign up for that Canadian crew... bang, worde. lol

Funniest Thing Is When You Fall ASleep For Like 30 minutes, And they'r still there when you wake up.

I usually stop listening and they go anyway.

ROOOOOOOOOOOOFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

rofl I did that before too. I woke up that uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eh eh eh eh noise.

yea ive done that quite a few times......they get a lil pissed.....o well

lol, ok. its good to see that its not just me.

and its my ex girlfriend, all she talk about is..
"i got some new shoes today, I got some new clothes today, i cant stand my sisters, you fake, you so mean blah blah blah" all damn day

yea i understand.....its how most women are man lol

man hell yeah, lol bitches be repeatin mad shit

I Def done that beofe i was dead asleep until homegirl started pressin numbers in my ear lol

lol @ pressing numbers...thats happened before too...u wake up like WTF

Wordillio.. I might've been asleep on her for like 1-10 minutes and when I woke up.. she was still up on the shit.