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You KNOW YOUR GHETTO...WHEN...........
....You smoke newports....or when you put wwater on ya cereal....lol...
y'all carry it on.... sooo... you know your ghetto when:- ........... |
ill do this like the redneck jokes
if ur shoes cost more than ur car........ u might be ghetto |
you only got one lightbulb left and u carry it around from room to room
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When you take the batteries from your fire alarm and put them in your cd player.
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heh..... dane cook |
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:cool:... worrd Dane Cook = gangsta |
you know your ghetto...when your...dane cook? lol...somthin like that, yo.
but you really do know your ghetto when you got some aluminum rims :bling: |
eat cereal with a fork to save the milk..........
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clip your cigarettes in half for later...
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catch a flat, put the donut on and proceed to ride on that donut for weeks before you buy a tire......
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break up all ya roaches to make a blunt when you broke
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you only buy 2 rims cause u cant afford 4.....then u park your hoop d on the side of the road where your rims are showing to those who pass by....
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u know ur ghetto when u use dish soap too wack off
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LMAO BUWAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAA |
you still play playstation one with NBA Live 2000 in it
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Your spinners spin counter clockwise.
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lmao ya'll craZy when you got madd Jordans but no electricity in ya house or when you got a car with 20 inch rims, but no hot water in ya house |
^lol thats not ghetto, its stupid.
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when you got a ''silver'' necklace with no pendant on it.
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Nah, for real...it's ghetto... a black man will be happy to lose his life once he rocks some ice. |
lol..........
i was at work today...reading meters in the projects....and this bitch comes out at 10 in the morning.....screaming at the top of her lungs...singing christmas song......she was drunk as shit...and had a beer in hand... just thought id share....... |
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GHETTO!... A Bitch drinkin and singin at 10 in the morn'. YOU KNOW YOUR GHETTO WHEN.......You see drunk bitches actin a fool like that. |
wait...i seen the drunk bitch actin a fool like that...
but im not ghetto....lol but actually....she was white trash as hell.....came outside with some high water tight ass sweat pants....this raddy ass sweatshirt.......socks.....NAPPY asss hair...looked like it hadnt been combed in ages.....but she was drinking the shit out of that beer lol |
When your keyboard's spacebar is a tic tac and a popsicle stick.
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haha...
I should of guessed it, yo. white folk always trynna steal our thunder, and now ....shit! they even more ghetto than we is too, DAMN |
you gotta shower in the YMCA cuz they cut ya gas again
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Ya smokin' on your grandfathers bud..
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you eating roman noodles for dinner.........AGAIN
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when you're spul
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when you got a nail as an antenae in your car
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when your name rhymes wit jizz
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Your shootin crapps with younger kids using a dice that always rolls a snake eyes.
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when your name can be picked right off the alphabet (Dee, Jay)
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when your older sister practice her weaving skills on you.
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your bumpin big daddy kane on the tape player in ya hoop dee
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When wear the same clothes every week, just on different days.
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people recognize ya gear like " oh u got your thursday jeans with ur monday sweater?"
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when you have over 4,000 post on RV and dont even own a computer
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share a pair of '95 jordan air max with ya cousin and you gotta walk bear footed down the block just to go get them sneekers from your cousin.
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you listen to brian mcknightwith ya girl just to get her between the sheets.
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