Birds Are The Devil.
 

Discuss. Now!!!!!

stfuyouinsanejokeryou

dontcatcharoundhousetothejugularyouflaminghomosexu alwhoIlovebecauseheissexy.

I've seen this topic discussed on the history channel. My views will never change. I believe... when sacraficed (at a bonfire), birds munch on the souls of crutons in a very 'i'll eat your soul' manner.

I believe the cruton became extinct a number of years ago, you old baboon!

I fuckin knew it. *does drive by on seseme street* This my block.

I got lost on Sesame street once.

The crutons were destroyed in a genocide sort of manner, but the scientists at HJA bred lab crutons. And they are now largely populating the South East Mississsippi area.

No.....

the only birds that are the devil.........are extinct......theyre called teradactuls

Did that fuckin bum in the garbage mislead you?

Ah, yes, but the birds cannot survive off of man-made crutons alone.

Listen, I know what I'm talking about. I am a Kagtorologist. I got my degree at Stanford in California. I had sex with the gym teacher. But anyway, the Crutons are denying the birds of their rice, which is forcing them to attack.

Nah...Well...kinda...I asked him how to get home and he kept asking where the fuck he was. It was all a mess. Finally I walked into this giant elephant doing cocaine. Sesame street doesnt look safe for the likes of me.

are you stupid? the birds obviously shit out the crutons...which land on street corners....which of course infects the population as a whole by making americans resort to violence......its those damn mexicans

i hate mexican birds

I don't care what fancy school you went to, or how many gym teachers you fucked. Theres nothing like fucking park rangers, and that's that. However, I believe that the only way to put an end to this madness is a mass killing of the birds, or eliminating the crutons altogether.

What gun makes the noise "BLAT BLAT BLAT"?

Did that crackhead eating cookies help you?

water guns of course....super soakers are my shit...


but anyways....gym teachers are way overrated....i usually went with having wild sex with catholic priests when i was younger

Truer words were never spoken, crusader.

That sonofabitch bit me and asked me for booze. I kicked his ass and stole his cookies.

But on a serious note, I fucked a park ranger.

Indeed he did. And I almost got eaten by a shark.

yea and i seriously fucked a catholic priest

I seriously fucked a pile of snow.

LMAO indeed....


but no i seriously fucked your little brother....

I seriously am disgusted.

Who the fuck hasnt??

Sean seriously farted and it killed a bug.

probably some of those mexican birds

I hope you catch a knife with your throat.

Don't forget the bagels.

I'll fucking jump down your throat and stomp on your liver.

listen here fucktards.....

if anyone farts and kills a bug around here....its me

I'll slap your spinal cord with a steak.

Oh yeah, I tried to fuck a bagel, but it was too hot. So I gave it to my friend for breakfast.

so wait.......did it burn your penis?


penis burn is a bitch

You fucking pile of pyloplasm

Yeah...I put it on my dick right after it came out the microwave.

ouch.....i put pop tarts in my corn hole

So Tiffany said "Shut the fuck up coon." And you can quote me on that quote.