The Worst Dumps
 

My least favorite would have to be the kind where like, you're dumping all smoothly and stuff but then all of a sudden you just feel a lot of it get stuck in your ass hairs so you have to grab some toilet paper and try to grab hold of the dump, but if you pull too hard it hurts like shit because you end up just tugging on ass hairs and stuff. Those ones really piss me off.

Discuss what kind of dumps you would classify as bad.

I was wondering if anyone else has experience this before, once, they got stuck and hardened cuz i was unaware of their pressence, and i eventually had to cut the ass hairs to free the turd menace.

Yeah, when they harden usually I'll try to move them around with toilet paper and hope that they free themselves, but if that doesn't work, I just grip them with some toilet paper, embrace myself, and pull down as they'll come out easier then the fresh ones. But, doing that still sucks instead of just a normal dump.

man, i dumped my gf, it was sweet, she bit my dick

Yeah, but these had been there for like 2 days, and like my fresh dumps kept getting caught in them so it just kept building up.

Shut the fuck up.

Didn't you notice the build up before it was too late? But yeah, that happened to me once before too. Like, all my ass hairs were tangled and I couldn't fix them so I just unleashed a razor on that shit.

dude, I have absolutley no problems with my dumpages.

i thought this was about chicks... hahahaha

Nibbles!

Lmao.

Yeah, but then you feel gay as shit spreading your legs, looking in the mirror at your butthole.

Are you sure? I know you have to have preferences with some dumps over others. I mean, I must say that I prefer a normal dump in comparison too diarhea, but I'd rather have diarhea then one that gets caught in my ass hairs. Know what I mean?

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Lmao. Yeah, man. I must say my pride wasn't at its highest peak that day, but I did what I had to do to get the smooth dump going again. How much did you take down? The nothing steez, or some stubble?

I agree. The art of the diarhea is that it comes out fast. But then like, you have to go back 2 minutes later

Nah, this is about man shit.. literally.

Well, not only that, but it's more of like a shot gun blast in comparison to like.. a rifle. Diarhea has also caused me many sharts in my day as well, so I can't say that I'm too fond of it, but I just hate having my ass hairs all tangled up with dump.

This is seriously the gayest conversation ive ever held.

Look he's man dumps... LITERALLY!

Uhh.. Can you try to stay on topic?

Have you tried to wiggle it out while you're dumping?

Dude, I'm just discussing the worst dumps to have. I'm sorry if you're not mature enough to hold an adult conversation with me.

This should be moved to The Cerebral Approach

Yeah, or like, pinch it off with your finger.

A few times I've been at a point where the dump tied up in my ass hairs was so large that I couldn't bring myself to try and catch hold of it with toilet paper. So, I've had to try. Usually it works, but every once in a while it'll just swing and hit my ass so then I'm like.. what the fuck and have to move in with toilet paper to de dump my ass hairs (for the most part).

Didn't you do that at a park or something?

man, i love the dumps, where you havn't dumped for like a day, and its ALLL solid crap, and it hurts at first, but then slides out soooo easily and it fucking is next the best thing to an orgasmic thing with a woman, shiiit

Lmao. I think I would catch some complaints if I did that.

Yeah, in a water canal. Nowhere to wipe.

This thread is so wierd... but yo...

I hate the ones where you havent done a shit for like 3 days, so the air gets into your asshole sometimes, must be during farts or something, and hardens the bottom of the shit into a rock-hard, stone-like mass. So when you do eventually shit, that tears the asshole, causing much pain. Then straight after that, a whole lot of moist shit rushes out and burns your asshole... fuck those ones.

Nah, If I don't take a dump in a day or two it's just built up and hurts the whole way out.

Yeah, that is pretty much the worst time possible for a caught up dump.

Dude..

You have a crazy asshole.

Yeah, and tends to tear the walls of your anus.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about. You're all glad that it's over after that rush of dumpage pain, but then the fluid shit just follows up and all the slight tears and stuff in your ass is just covered and you're like, "What the fuck?!" Those ones suck pretty bad, I must say.

yeah, it was funny :rolleyes:

no man, it hurts for like the first 10 seconds, then slides out cause your anus i pertruded with a massive log of shit

You wanna post an experience? if not, then shut up and leave.

You must be an amateur dumper or something, then. Every man faces the tear of the dump.

Yes, i saw a little red on my turd once..

I think I've only experienced that once or twice. For me it either hurts like no other the whole way out or it's just a smooth ride.