whats the worst thing.....
 

thats happened to you or something you did while you were drunk or high?

me I was so fuckin trashed I was hittin on a 38 year old woman that was married

^ Thats not that bad...

I prank phone called my own dad when i was stoned by accident... and said I was fucking his one...

Yeah, I was completely toasted..

Ah man...I had sex with a pile of snow while under the influence of alchoholic beverages, and got in a fight with the leprechaun on the lucky charms box while high.

ROFLLMFAO @ fight the Lucky Charms leprechaun. ahahahahaha

LMFAO nice.......

LIAR! You were completely sober when you did the snow.

Well, not completely. I had been drinking a little, I just wasn't drunk.

I do crazier things sober.

I had a fight with a lamp post once.

...How the fuck??

I got in a fight with a freezer, smoke alarm, the roof of my car and a wall in my friends house.... I was sober the whole time.

Did you win? :shoot:

Are you joking?

Do you know how many arms those things have?

Killed me man.

rofl @ that qoute. :laugh:

Understandable.

Completely.

I did last night, ish.

I got layed out, split my head lol.

Fuck alcohol.

there's a difference between hitting ON a 38 yr old woman whose married, and HITTIN n DIPPIN a 38 yr old woman whose married. :(

I love you Phenom.

Last year at grad bash I passed out in a pond.

Thank God my head was above the water.

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damn in a pond. :shocked:

How can something bad happen when being intoxicated makes everything so much better?

broke into a pharmacy.....n forgot to steal the speed tablets
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got side tracked by the safe..(that was incidently bolted to the ground)

Got drunk in England and picked a fight in a bar full of a rugby team, just my friend and I...

Got drunk as fuck in Greece and was throwing bottles down the street at the local kids... if no ones been to greece before these little 8-10 year old kids bug the living shit out of you ffor money until you make them go away.

lol at mentalz man did u atleast get some good hits in?

Lmfao at passing out into a pond...

Being high and drunk an askin my peoples to shoot me in the foot with a 2.2 air rifle....and the fuckers did, yo.

Hahahahaha you're an idiot bro.