Have you ever eaten bacon?
 

Simple question..........................

[Discuss which is better: Burnt or floppy.. and what the best time to eat bacon and if you've ever wanted to slap somebody in the forehead with the God like bacon strips.]

Well of course ive wanted to slap someone with bacon strips... wtf kind of question is that?

Burnt.. eww @ floppy.

Burnt Bacon.

Floppy bacon is usually too greasy. but the good thing about the grease is that you can rub it on someone's face. And I usually think of poking somebody in the eye with my bacon. But slapping them with it is pretty good too.

Chea Chea Boyyaaahhh

Yeah, I must say I prefer the burnt bacon. Also, I'm a seasoned veteran at the art of bacon forehead slaps.

Fuckin word. I love shit when its seasoned with all sorts of herbs and salts. Just the right blend makes any food the dopest.

Fuck yeah, i love when you crush up the bacon and blend it in with the eggs.

I'm more of a bacon artist. I like bacon bits, burnt bacon, bacon with cheese, bacon with omelette etc. I make bacon art.

sausages own bacon's life.

wtf, no they dont. you like sausages tho (omg gay joke)

gay gay gay GAY

its all about the waffles........

like sausages nah mean? :shoot:

bacon > sausages

and DEFO Burnt.

i got da art of frying bacon down to a biblical art-form...

word i really hate sausages to tell you the truth. lmao.... shit's fucked up. same wit pancakes tho. sausages >pancakes. But word, bacon is illyest

wtf @ this thread actualy bein open.

If you werent mod it'd be gone.

Mehh somtimes its kinda gross

i ate bacon yesterday, werd

Sausages that aren't links are ill as fuck.

those>bacon

boo fucking hoo.

Eat my bacon.

crispy bacon...uh huh, with pancakes, or eggs...or toast...HOLY SHIT, bacon lettuce tomato sandwhiches

I don't see how. I left it opened ended, even putting up extra questions to lead people in the right direction. It's a little different then to be like, "YO, CHECK THIS AIM CONVO OUT" like some people do, as there's nothing for anybody else to reply to except like, "lmao, u'z fuunie dawwwg." That's the reason why this thread isn't closed. It'll probably just die in a day or two, making it an even less big of ad eal.

dead meat placed on the shelves, we eat cold cuts
fast from the hog ya and grow up
-ghostface

Yeah, but he is a mod, so it doenst matter. Lol.

I wanna slap you right now with some pork, you retard.........

fuck that..........cheesecake owns it all

you coulda just said bacon, being from the same animal and all....make your post seem a little less stupid

Yep. Let him know it comes from pigs.

burntbacon...but sausages ARE better........FUCK im hungry now

Eat my sausage.

Swallow My Waffle With Thick Syrup.

Uhh, wouldnt that mean its like, circular?

Only When You Stare Directly At It.

chewy bacon > crispy bacon and/or burnt bacon.

fucka shrinking in the pan.

Eww, chewy? wtf nug.

burnt is better for eatin........ but floppy is def. better for slappin.... especially with the grease ull implant on the forhead...... werd

So...You Like Hiitn People In The Head With Floppy, Greasy Meat Huh?.....right...... :bored:

Lmfao ! !!!

Who doesnt? Pff. Pastime.