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allik war 01-06-06 12:04 PM

funny must peep
 
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sacdeezil (1/3/2006 4:12:13 PM): The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you're born you're pink, " "When you grow up you're white, " "When you're sick, you're green, " "When you go in the sun you turn red, " "When you're cold you turn blue, " "And when you die you turn purple." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Pass it on if you HATE racism
-one of my homies on yahoo who i rhyme with in the yahoo chtarooms....we and and a bunch of other's also do prank calls and shit be funny as fuck n e ways tell wut u think of this joke...

distilled 01-06-06 12:10 PM

I wouldnt say it was a joke.

I'd say it was pretty racist.

allik war 01-06-06 12:31 PM

well thats the whole thing...read what its saying...its based in the past obviously since the white man was saying colored werent allowed where ever they were in this piece... but is funny cuz the black man says wut he said...shit's hilarious cuz if u think about it its true...im white i kno i get redder than a muthafucka when im in the sun 2 long and when im sick dunno if im green or not but when im cold my lips turn blue and all n well jus about every corpse ive seen is black,blue n purple like a bruise rite?...n e ways shit was funny 2 me cuz i like when sum 1 stands up 2 racism cuz i cant stand my racist counter-parts feel me bro?

Speats 01-06-06 12:48 PM

youve git the uglyes sig ever alike

allik war 01-06-06 01:05 PM

speats....that aviator is priceless...shit hilarious...and im sry im no computer wiz who kno how 2 use paint shop 2 its fullest artistic abilities and everyone 2 busy talking shit 2 me 2 help me get a bigger sig 4 on here so until sum1 man's up 2 help me out wit a betta sig hit me up

Speats 01-06-06 01:06 PM

do you want a fucking sig?

allik war 01-06-06 01:14 PM

can u help me out with one and b real wit me dawg? cuz i aint got no beef wit u or n e 1 as long as they dont talk shit feel me im alergic 2 hataz

Speats 01-06-06 01:18 PM

got msn, i dont do sig but could found a way

.Ike. 01-06-06 01:59 PM

that wasnt funny

allik war 01-06-06 02:02 PM

i have a s/n 4 msn but i havent used it in 4eva but my girl does but i also have yahoo n aim@speats

trakk*star 01-06-06 02:04 PM

your a fuckin tool.............................................. ................fuck a herb

trakk*star 01-06-06 02:07 PM

ps your a racist fukk that callz yerself a ni%$@ u goof.............................

Incineratedrose 01-06-06 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by distilled
I wouldnt say it was a joke.

I'd say it was pretty racist.

Yep.. but of course, its tolerated when its against white people. But if we disagree with ANYthing the black man has to say. Wellll fuckkkk, we're racists.

But wtf, Im white, and thats a stupid joke, we dont turn green you idiot, stop watching cartoons. Nor do we turn blue, we just shiver a lot, which im sure you do also.

ksr 01-06-06 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Hopesfall
But wtf, Im white, and thats a stupid joke, we dont turn green you idiot, stop watching cartoons. Nor do we turn blue, we just shiver a lot, which im sure you do also.

he's not black, he just thinks he is
n yea, the joke isnt racist OR funny
n speats, ur avatar is great :)

Incineratedrose 01-06-06 04:37 PM

Hes not black? and he used the word nigga all the time? lol, wtf. Ban him. Hes gay anyway.

Crazy Hades 01-06-06 04:45 PM

I've seen that picture in Speat's avatar about...a hundred times. It wasn't really funny the first time, but it's okay.

Anyway, the joke was decent. Not a joke really, and it's not racist either...

ksr 01-06-06 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Hopesfall
Hes not black? and he used the word nigga all the time? lol, wtf. Ban him. Hes gay anyway.

he wants to be black so much that he insists on callin himself "nigga"
he acutally has referred to himself as "a black mafucka inside of a white mafucka" and as a "white nigga"
dont ask me, he's just fucked up like that

Germ 01-06-06 04:53 PM

wasn't that funny, i don't turn purple, green, blue, i'm pretty tann my whole life...word, thats more racist than preventing racism

Kirk 01-06-06 05:52 PM

When its cold out, my scars turn red. Thats about it.

Crazy Hades 01-06-06 06:01 PM

When it is cold out my skin pulls tight and forms goosebumps along my arms. Then I retain my tan and shit there shivering and asking if I could sell my soul for a cup of hot cocoa. It's not even cold in the winter at South Carolina. I must just be a bitch.

allik war 01-06-06 06:39 PM

non-fixion fuck you,xplosive fuck you,and hopesfall fcuk you....last i heard distilled said sum1 else on here say nigga 2 and is white and there's otha's wo do so why the fuck u singlin me out cuz im betta than u? obviously ya'll can't even accept a real joke.
and for all the reatarded white peeps on here think about it when your like super cold ur lips turn blue i said b4 i dunno about turnin green when im sick but i gurentee every white person lips have turned blue at least 1 time in they life n i know n e one who's eva seen a real corpse can vouch the bodies turn purple...hopesfall wut u think u kool cuz u take all those pills in ya sig?u aint kool ur either a fucking obvious druggy or psychotic freak of nature....probaly both

trakk*star 01-06-06 06:46 PM

your a tool.............................................. .and id rip u in audio text life anything bitch with yer wack ass threadz

Germ 01-06-06 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by allik war
non-fixion fuck you,xplosive fuck you,and hopesfall fcuk you....last i heard distilled said sum1 else on here say nigga 2 and is white and there's otha's wo do so why the fuck u singlin me out cuz im betta than u? obviously ya'll can't even accept a real joke.
and for all the reatarded white peeps on here think about it when your like super cold ur lips turn blue i said b4 i dunno about turnin green when im sick but i gurentee every white person lips have turned blue at least 1 time in they life n i know n e one who's eva seen a real corpse can vouch the bodies turn purple...hopesfall wut u think u kool cuz u take all those pills in ya sig?u aint kool ur either a fucking obvious druggy or psychotic freak of nature....probaly both


i can vouch for myself my lips have never been blue, and i've never turned purple looking at a dead body....and you're trying to argue that african americans don't change any color at all? not their lips or ears or anything? you're just ignorant

Incineratedrose 01-06-06 06:52 PM

Yes, we're singling you out because you're better than us...

trakk*star 01-06-06 06:57 PM

lmfao............................................. ..............

ksr 01-06-06 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by allik war
non-fixion fuck you,xplosive fuck you,and hopesfall fcuk you....last i heard distilled said sum1 else on here say nigga 2 and is white and there's otha's wo do so why the fuck u singlin me out cuz im betta than u? obviously ya'll can't even accept a real joke.
and for all the reatarded white peeps on here think about it when your like super cold ur lips turn blue i said b4 i dunno about turnin green when im sick but i gurentee every white person lips have turned blue at least 1 time in they life n i know n e one who's eva seen a real corpse can vouch the bodies turn purple...hopesfall wut u think u kool cuz u take all those pills in ya sig?u aint kool ur either a fucking obvious druggy or psychotic freak of nature....probaly both


we aint singlin u out, im sure if there ever was another whit member who thought he was black and called himself "nigga", we'd do the same thing to him
ur white, and that aint gonna change, get used to it

Ysdat 01-06-06 07:59 PM

This is great :bored:

Mentor 01-06-06 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by allik war
non-fixion fuck you,xplosive fuck you,and hopesfall fcuk you....last i heard distilled said sum1 else on here say nigga 2 and is white and there's otha's wo do so why the fuck u singlin me out cuz im betta than u? obviously ya'll can't even accept a real joke.
and for all the reatarded white peeps on here think about it when your like super cold ur lips turn blue i said b4 i dunno about turnin green when im sick but i gurentee every white person lips have turned blue at least 1 time in they life n i know n e one who's eva seen a real corpse can vouch the bodies turn purple...hopesfall wut u think u kool cuz u take all those pills in ya sig?u aint kool ur either a fucking obvious druggy or psychotic freak of nature....probaly both



LMFAO u just called urself retarded..ur not only ignorant enough ta think this joke is funny but ur ignorant enough ta not even notice that u yourslef is white

Crazy Hades 01-06-06 08:13 PM

Err...Alpha, he didn't say 'for everyone in here, all of them being white retards'. He said 'for all the white retards'. He's not talking about all whites including himself, he's talking about the white people that are retarded.

Indeph 01-06-06 08:48 PM

I'm black and I turn purple when people look at me.

BIG NASH 01-06-06 08:58 PM

...................Just wow

Valerie 01-07-06 12:20 AM

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Originally Posted by NON-FIXION
your a fuckin tool.............................................. ................fuck a herb


word to that fixion.

Magic5 01-07-06 01:06 AM

If there is one more "beef" type post in this thread, I'm moving it to the Beef Threads forum.

Hate chew 01-07-06 01:10 AM

fuck you mimesis :) can you move it now?

Valerie 01-07-06 01:18 AM

fucka allik war.

can be moved now. ;)

Magic5 01-07-06 01:21 AM

Moved to the Beef Threads forum.

L.E 01-07-06 04:05 AM

My grade seven school bus driver who was 57 years old told me that joke.

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Valerie 01-07-06 04:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Limited Edition
My grade seven school bus driver who was 57 years old told me that joke.

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:wtf: what joke?

Crazy Hades 01-07-06 11:58 AM

Well, Reign, I'd assume the joke of the goddamn thread.


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