So I went to this party last night...
 

and I saw one of the finest females I have ever seen in my life. It was like, not only was she cute as fuck, but she had a BANGIN body and the fattest booty you ever did see.

When I first saw her I thought she was like 16, but after a while I came to the conclusion that she was like early-20's. So I asked her cousin how old she was, and he fuckin says THIRTEEN.

Of course, being me, I didn't believe him or want to believe him. So I asked her OTHER cousin and HE said she was 13. So now i'm really trippin cuz I really don't wanna let her go anywhere without me getting a number or something, so I asked her and she told me she was 13. I was like whatever and we just chilled together for the rest of the party cuz neither of us was really dancing and I left without a number or any sort of contact. :'(

Someone comfort me with a similar story, or try.

u betta delete this thred b4 majid see's this :cool: werd

dude, if she looks 20, whats the matter?

yeah, age dont mean shit, werd

Well basically because my homie is her cousin so he would kinda know the age difference and fucking hate me =/

And your piss burned
I hate it when that happends

u should just aks him bout it. if u wanted 2 fuck my cuzzin id let u do w/e, lol, everyday i hear 438579734 guys talkin bout how hot my cuzzin iz, n i dont mind, maybe yo frend wont either, werd

Man you should have got at that

Well when I asked he was kinda like "She's 13! How old are you!?!"

Nah leans?

thats why you use a secret alias

lmao, i dunno y ppl care so much about age. it'd only b like 4 years anyway. that aint shit. u could just lie n say ur 15 or sumthin, werd

lmao............

Lucky You...:bored:
How old are you anyways Soc?
I'm just 3 years older... but if she hot i'd hit it.

Lmao damn poor soc. On the real I would of just channeled my sexual energy on the 1st girl my age that I came in contact with.

It does when you're > 18 and your penis still likes the underage shit until it goes in hibernation behind bars you nasty fucks.

Age doesnt matter at all. if she was fine as fuck id hit that shit at least once

Lmfao

Nos can you please ban allik war. I know its the wrong thread, but please. You can pick him up on something. Please.

Well whats he doing......

And who the fuck is he rofl...

He's some fag. And he's just being fuckin' annoying. And he's white and constantly says nigga, just if you need a loophole to ban him.

Yeah why not..

I'll do it later or something...

use the ignore option like I do for all of maddrapper's alias's.

I do, I just hate seeing that big ass gray strip on my screen. I'm way too real for that g.

id fuck her...and hey colby, your cousin is hot...mmmm..rhondalyn

U should of hit it..............---___---

Here's a similair story

I went to this party once, and there was this BANGIN chick, not only was she CUTE AS FUCK, but she had one of the nicest asses, phat but no big, one of those compact asses that are kinda small but still got the shape and roundness, chea! Anyways, I hit it. OOOOHHHH, also, apply this story x 30

Fuck you hoe. :(

one time....... I was in my girlfriend's room all by ourselves and like...... yeah that's it.

Ok fine I was lying, apply it x 238

:)

Do you have aim fagman?

I added you to my aim list, but then my computer got all reinstalled and shit, and I haven't installed aim back yet, meh, I guess I can do it now =/

mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
so me and my boy were out behind my house shootin some ball last year right, and we hear this girl talkin and shit in her hard a street over... so we hop over the creek (lol) and go over there to chill/talk to her.... and we're chillin and shit, girl is FINE AS FUCK... just like you said, cute ass face, bangin body, and an ass like you wouldnt believe... and she's mature and everything... this girl was OFFICIAL.... looked like she'd been thru puberty for like 5 years minimum, huge nice tits and huge ass.......so we were chillen and i was like so what grade you in, i havent seen u around a school (i was a Senior last year)... and she's like 6th.......... booooooooooooooyyyyyyy i bout just turned around and ran back to my house... i couldnt believe it, i was pissed........... 6 years younger than me, which would have made her like 12-13.... there is NO WAAAAYYY (my thoughts exactly)... but appearently she is, cuz my little bro and my boy say they see her in school n shit :(


so yeah, anyways.... i feel u
and its NO WAY that my thoughts were "disgusting" or anything as far as her "maturity" goes, b/c it wasnt like she was real skinny and had little tits or anything, she was DEVELOPED... lol

damnit soc i hate you, shoulda bagged that

I went out 4 times with a 14 yr old girl when I was 18. I was aware but I pretended not to be.....cus she looked like 20.

I'm just glad we never fucked. I woulda regret'd that.
Bad enough I feel bad about lickin her tits an a lil dry hump.

if a girl tells you that she's 17 and she looks 17 she's 12
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if she tell you she's 26 and looks 26 she's damn near 40
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a lill something i learned from chris rock