RV Street Fight
 

If everyone on RV went nuts and started fighting, every man for himself.. who do you think would win?

I would hide in trash cans and come out every minute or so, slit someones throat then run back, since I'm not very big and would probably get my face smashed in the first 3 seconds.

what would be your strategy?

i'd go to a discrete spot, with my PSP and smoke blunts til i see everybodys killed themselves then come out and kill the last survivor

Me and Kirk would kill the fucking Jesus out of everybody in the first 93 seconds.

Carry a chainsaw.

and also, no guns or any explosives. just knives, bottles ect.

I'd use twine, then catch them in a web of it. I'd pour acid(which is not an explosive or gun) onto the battlefield, seal the area off with lead, and fill the insides with gamma rays.

I'd just stand on a building and death jizz on everyone. simple enough.

seriously
no one would want to see me
regardless of how big you are or what you practice.

I practice jizzism. :cool: word

I'd knock out Kryo with one punch.. then mount a 50 cal or something.

I'd just hide.
Not really hardcore on knive fighting.

what about pancake slapping everyone else?

i'd grab a brick n sneak up behind people n smash open theyre heds

1st victim = spul :cool: werd

my jizz has a longer reach then your brick smashing :shoot:

I'd simply hurt you on the inside. By calling you fat or stupid. And while your self esteem is low I'll laugh at you. Then you'll cry and kill yourself. Works everytime.

I wouldn't even bother hurting mimesis.. he's weak to begin with.. pfft

I could bring you to the concrete easy :cool:

Of course i'd win. I'd just beat everyone's ass at first because nobody hear can see me in a real fight, then when I get tired i'd pull out a gun and tell you all to kill yourselves before I do.

I faught soc before. I was stranglin this dude and he was swinging me around and shit right. So I started biting his neck like a vamper and he got freaked out so he ran into a wall and busted his temple. True story.

No, that was you and the fat guy from Kenan and Kel.

Lmao :( Kenan is dope.

Carson Jet...

wtf

Isn't Carson Jet that wuss-lookin fagboy?

I don't think anybody who said they win would win. It would be broken up by the police, even if it was a sanctioned fight. Yes, I can damn near guarantee that some of the little bitches here would call the cops.

And then the video would end up on www.mentalfunk.com and everyone would see it in the banner then make tons of threads about it like "OMG! RV got on da internet yo *busts a nut*".

But nonetheless, it'd probably be fun to just duke it out with a few hundred people.

<< Would still win.

Because you love me.

if the cops came, everyone at RV would beat them and continue with the fight. duhh

Nah, most people would probably scatter. Then the few groups of e-friends that broke off would have to find their ways back to their own turf, while traveling through enemy territory. It would be just like The Warriors!

of course nobody could see you, we would be blinded by your huge body mass. ~_~


lol j/p :D: :cool: :love:

*plays warriors*

Most here would probably be all bark and no bite.









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all fart and no shit ~_~

all burp and no barf =/

all ejaculation and no jizz =/

That was wack son :shoot:

How about ALL YALL shut da fuck up.







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^well how bout you fuck the shut up? He male, not female :thumbup:

Well, at least you know your genders...now, take that 1 bit of info and build upon it.



Dumb ass

^well, you should talk to the face, cuz the hand is beating off. :hump:

no, YOU shut up.

or I will slap you with my weiner...

oh wait, I mean, I'll IM you a pic of a chicks pussy. UH OH

Shut up gump...I can go to www.hotchicks.com and see some pussy

Send me a pic of ur face though...now that's some PUSSY!