Novel Writing. Looking for submissions.
 

^What i have so far. Me and Mimesis just started the idea this morning. A novel about basically anything. But its nothing serious. Looking for humor.

We will have sections to split up what will be written.

First section:
Of Sexy

Other sections to be used:
Of Sacrifice, Of Power.

And we'll get to the rest later.

What i have so far...

"How The Fat Chicks Passed.
By: Jeremy Fields
A modern tale that will question your very faith.

It had always been a question that boggled my mind, and would wake me up in pools of sweat ever since the enigma had haunted my chamber of thinking. Why do fat chicks deserve, and actually want to pursue the task of living? Let us together explore the depths of the fatty thought process and see where such obscure and disgusting ideas are forged. And why.

Ever since I was a young fellow, and was out running with my brethren discovering the joy of being outside and not inside, I had always been smothered with the problem of why fat chicks even exist. I know this sounds amazingly mean, rude, and just flat out like I’m being… well, mean and rude."

Submissions needed. We want to have as many entries as possible.

AHahaha dope story.. make him kidnap a fat chick and put her under scrutanising interrogation and ask her real asshole questions....

rofl

Rofl.

Want to write something for it?

if your gonna write a novel ya need to stop wit them run-on sentences...but its all good i have written something like this before....easy....i look foward to reading

Yeah maybe.. I'll write a few paragraphs sometime today maybe with that idea I just said...

Alright. Just slap a title on it and ill be sure to include it.

Are you asking for a new story or an addition to the one about the fat women....

But, their purpous on earth is based soley upon their will to disgust me. They continue to eat knowing it only adds on to their love handles which ironically everyone hates. I believe they use the term "thick" too loosely. Since the term "thick" only referes to an attractive ass and breasts, I pity their attempt to place themselves in that catogory. Fat people in general usually blaim others on the obesity of themselves. For example, the Mcdonalds case. They sued the popular franchise, basically, for being so good. Prayers have been sent by me to, painfully I might add, kill them with heartattacks.


not so good :( Just randomly said asshole/hopesfall like things.

If you want to make an addition, im going to put it on a different page and state that its a continuation of the one i started. So either / or.

You gotta make a random point and say "for example, the theory of indeph" and then show it in italics.

Will do will do.

Thanks for the add.

I started writing a bit, but I got bored -_-... I might finish it later...

I peered through the metalic bars, and to my amazement. I had just discovered their breeding grounds, a jenny craig head office! I decided if I was going to kidnap a fatty I would have to be quick and discreet, strike them while they least expect it, yes.. While they are stuffing their morbidly obese greasy oversized cave is technically considered a mouth. The jenny craig building was almost like a modern day nazi fortress, machine gun turrets, trenches and barb wire fences..... would not look out of place in this somewhat of a correctional facility for these lard-filled less than human creatures of the devil. I chuckled to myself wondering if inside there were cell blocks and excersise yards. "What they really need is a gas chamber"..... I accidently said out loud as a livestock-like obese woman was walking past. She overheard me and turned her nose up in disgust. It did not matter, she was leaving and would have no energy left to waddle her gigantic buttox back inside to alert the other fatties of my arrival. I walked inside.

Famous renowned philosopher Indeph once said it:


^i put that.

And nos, i got your part too. I think im just gonna make this section called "Of Fat"

This shit is gonna be great.

Add to it you cheeseface.

I got something planned for "Of Power." I told you about it in English class.

Can I write about sausages?

Yeah, ill just put it in the "Of Nutrition" section.

^word yo. i'll make it illy like sausages nah mean?

Sure do. Sure do!

i'll make a reference to your song about "Where's my coke nigga?!?!" ~_~

Lol, gotcha. You do that.

I dont want this to fall to much. Up.

uuping, im gonna need a good amount.

Up again. It would be nice to get more.

LMAO omg i would so buy this...u should try to get this shit published

Add to it and stuff.

dude i highly doubt u want my writing in this lol........but i could possibly try...

I've got some pretty good fat chick stories I could adapt into this.

A few of you already know the "cell phone" story, lol.

I could be down for this...

<--- Has a novel.

I highly doubt i wouldnt want your writing in this.

Everyone can add. And it doesnt have to be about fat chicks, it can be about anything, and i will just incorporate it into the appropriate section.

Yeah, I'll write something for this.

I'll aim it at more of audience who likes humour.

2500 words sound good..?

Whatever you feel like adding sounds good!

2500 would be amazing.

thanks much!