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Lol
I started narrorating my life cause I saw it on family guy. I dunno why, but it's entertaining. Do it..
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that would be the biggest waste of 2 minutes listning to that. :)
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And then I told toby to shut the fuck up. It satisfied me.
Shut the fuck up toby. |
*sings*
melviiiiiiiiiin ohhhhhhhh melviiiiiiiiiiin when willll yoooouuu seee me cleeearr melviiiiiiiiiin ohhhhhhhh melviiiiiiiiiiin when willll yoooouuu seee me cleeearr pleeeaassee dont deny, youuu looovee me deeeeeaaarrr!! |
... this is pretty entertaining watching u two post. u are funny. lol
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az i looked at my reflection in tha mirror i grew tha largest erection ive ever had
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then my mom walked in tha room and i lost all 2 inches of my hard rod
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I often wondered if the feelings i had were normal.. so I disguised my true feelings for him as a joke
OMG kolb you sexy for real Hahahahah lol I don't know how much longer I could take this. |
lmfao, u all are crazy.
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and then i left a sackload of my children inside colby's mother
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*dead* i had a suspition that he had feelings fo me, tha same kind of feelings i had fo him, but, i wuz too scared 2 confrunt him wif these feelings in fear of being rejected... so i wuz stuck wif just licking his name on my monitor, oh how i felt so alone werd |
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i had a feeling my usual bowl of lucky charms had a hint of children in it... WTF werd |
Rofllmfao
Damn when is nejji getting on? Little did he know nejji was just a tool to prove to myself that I am, in fact, a strait man. I was so confused and I didn't know what to do. |
not sho loc, she in that whole utha time zone, all India time n shit, blah
i quickly yelled at Nejla 2 put her pants back on n git back 2 her house, az i feared Indeph wuz begining 2 suspect things. az much az i wanted her 2 stay, i knew it wuz wrong of me 2 close me eyes during sex and invision Indeph's steaming hot bod. az i watched her pull out of tha drive way and drive back 2 India a single tear rolled down my cheek az i look off into tha distance that star filled night werd |
ROFLLLLL
ok checkmate. |
LMFAO, this shit iz ill.
ima start doin this right out loud everywhere i go. it'll b dope. 1st day back 2 skool wif tha new semesters i'll just walk in n start talkin out loud n everybody will git quiet like "wtf?" n lookin at me. i'll b like az i walked into tha classroom, i saw tha group of little kids id b spending tha rest of tha year wif. oh how i wished i hadnt gotten pushed back a year wif these faggots. that night at home, alone, i sat in tha dark running broken glass along my jugular lmfao, werd |
Lmao yeah shit's ill.
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LMAO what the fuckin shit?...u ghey bastards stop talkin bout me :mad:
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i read wut she wrote. and i felt a strange feeling inside wich i had never felt b4. could this b love? COULD IT B???... i couldnt help these feelings. then i realized, it wuz just gas pains. dam, im going 2 b alone foever :( :cool: werd |
lmaoooo ur so fuckin fruity colberton... :(
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she called me fruity... i knew she wanted my banana, wich may or may not have been in pajamas werd |
I wanted to murder kolb so bad, but I didn't want nejji to know that I felt threatened. I figured I'd just play it off with some RV smileys to display a false image of playfulness. Little did she know what kind of guy I really am.
lol stop playing kolb hahaha :mad: |
Damn she just signed off mad quick.
I literally just died in my pants. |
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lmfao, this shit iz funny az fuck, werd |
ahahahah ur so funny coby i :love: u n shit
*looks at indeph wit fear* |
Damn people do me bogus. :( *goes to sleep*
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awwwww :) *snuggles wif u* az it stormed outside that night, i couldve swore that at one second when tha lightning flashed wile my eyes were looking in tha direction of tha window, i saw Indeph outside in tha rain just staring at me, holding a butchers knife in hiz right hand. i kept staring at tha window wile fondeling Nejla's soft delicious body, but when tha lightning flashed again, he wuz gone. maybe i wuz seeing things... or maybe i wuz about about to face tha concequence of my actions, either way, Nejji had sum goooood fuckin pussy :) lmao, werd |
*dies...but not of laughter...of shock...wtf*
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^Bitch ass hoe... |
Wtf? Who made you ANOTHER sig? Tizz? :bored:
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^Naw i talked to tizz last night on cell an told him make me a sig though... |
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me .:cool: |
Call tizz on the cell and tell him I told him to die.
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Make me an album cover to spite tizz. |
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^Word you gotta cell son?.. |
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get on aim and tell me what ya want! |
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Fuck no. *pushes carrier pigeon into sky* And mad knight I'll pm you with the details later. And if nejji can read this.. :mad: |
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Dont make it to hard n i aint cutting shit:cool: |
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lmfao :-\ :( .......fuck did i do? |
i liked how Nejji acted like she didnt know wut she did, maybe in 9 months when my child pops out of her she'd remember
-_- werd |
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