Lol
 

I started narrorating my life cause I saw it on family guy. I dunno why, but it's entertaining. Do it..


the end..

that would be the biggest waste of 2 minutes listning to that. :)

And then I told toby to shut the fuck up. It satisfied me.


Shut the fuck up toby.

*sings*

melviiiiiiiiiin ohhhhhhhh melviiiiiiiiiiin when willll yoooouuu seee me cleeearr

melviiiiiiiiiin ohhhhhhhh melviiiiiiiiiiin when willll yoooouuu seee me cleeearr


pleeeaassee dont deny, youuu looovee me deeeeeaaarrr!!

... this is pretty entertaining watching u two post. u are funny. lol

az i looked at my reflection in tha mirror i grew tha largest erection ive ever had

werd

then my mom walked in tha room and i lost all 2 inches of my hard rod

werd

I often wondered if the feelings i had were normal.. so I disguised my true feelings for him as a joke

OMG kolb you sexy for real Hahahahah lol


I don't know how much longer I could take this.

lmfao, u all are crazy.

and then i left a sackload of my children inside colby's mother

*dead*

i had a suspition that he had feelings fo me, tha same kind of feelings i had fo him, but, i wuz too scared 2 confrunt him wif these feelings in fear of being rejected... so i wuz stuck wif just licking his name on my monitor, oh how i felt so alone

werd

i had a feeling my usual bowl of lucky charms had a hint of children in it... WTF

werd

Rofllmfao


Damn when is nejji getting on?

Little did he know nejji was just a tool to prove to myself that I am, in fact, a strait man. I was so confused and I didn't know what to do.

not sho loc, she in that whole utha time zone, all India time n shit, blah

i quickly yelled at Nejla 2 put her pants back on n git back 2 her house, az i feared Indeph wuz begining 2 suspect things. az much az i wanted her 2 stay, i knew it wuz wrong of me 2 close me eyes during sex and invision Indeph's steaming hot bod. az i watched her pull out of tha drive way and drive back 2 India a single tear rolled down my cheek az i look off into tha distance that star filled night

werd

ROFLLLLL


ok checkmate.

LMFAO, this shit iz ill.

ima start doin this right out loud everywhere i go. it'll b dope. 1st day back 2 skool wif tha new semesters i'll just walk in n start talkin out loud n everybody will git quiet like "wtf?" n lookin at me. i'll b like

az i walked into tha classroom, i saw tha group of little kids id b spending tha rest of tha year wif. oh how i wished i hadnt gotten pushed back a year wif these faggots. that night at home, alone, i sat in tha dark running broken glass along my jugular

lmfao, werd

Lmao yeah shit's ill.

LMAO what the fuckin shit?...u ghey bastards stop talkin bout me :mad:

i read wut she wrote. and i felt a strange feeling inside wich i had never felt b4. could this b love? COULD IT B???... i couldnt help these feelings. then i realized, it wuz just gas pains. dam, im going 2 b alone foever :(

:cool: werd

lmaoooo ur so fuckin fruity colberton... :(

she called me fruity... i knew she wanted my banana, wich may or may not have been in pajamas

werd

I wanted to murder kolb so bad, but I didn't want nejji to know that I felt threatened. I figured I'd just play it off with some RV smileys to display a false image of playfulness. Little did she know what kind of guy I really am.

lol stop playing kolb hahaha :mad:

Damn she just signed off mad quick.


I literally just died in my pants.

lmfao, this shit iz funny az fuck, werd

ahahahah ur so funny coby i :love: u n shit

*looks at indeph wit fear*

Damn people do me bogus. :( *goes to sleep*

awwwww :) *snuggles wif u*

az it stormed outside that night, i couldve swore that at one second when tha lightning flashed wile my eyes were looking in tha direction of tha window, i saw Indeph outside in tha rain just staring at me, holding a butchers knife in hiz right hand. i kept staring at tha window wile fondeling Nejla's soft delicious body, but when tha lightning flashed again, he wuz gone. maybe i wuz seeing things... or maybe i wuz about about to face tha concequence of my actions, either way, Nejji had sum goooood fuckin pussy :)

lmao, werd

*dies...but not of laughter...of shock...wtf*

^Bitch ass hoe...

Wtf? Who made you ANOTHER sig? Tizz? :bored:

^Naw i talked to tizz last night on cell an told him make me a sig though...

me .:cool:

Call tizz on the cell and tell him I told him to die.

Make me an album cover to spite tizz.

^Word you gotta cell son?..

get on aim and tell me what ya want!

Fuck no.


*pushes carrier pigeon into sky*


And mad knight I'll pm you with the details later.


And if nejji can read this..


:mad:

Dont make it to hard n i aint cutting shit:cool:

lmfao :-\ :( .......fuck did i do?

i liked how Nejji acted like she didnt know wut she did, maybe in 9 months when my child pops out of her she'd remember

-_- werd