Whats Some Lines You've Used On A Girl
 

Word, What's The Best Or Funniest Lines That You Can Think That You've Used On A Girl So You Can Get Some Pussy Or To Just Get With Her?

I Know I Said Some Crazy Shit When I Talked To Girl Or Got In Her Head For Some Pussy

...Fuck that. Has anyone used some Will Smith lines? Like some from Fresh Prince of Bel-Air?

Hell No It Aint Work On The Show What Makes You Think It Will Work In Reality

^ hell yeah, Fresh Prince got all them fresh lines....

I Got A Line That Works Every Time When You Want Some Pussy

^What is it then?




Might never know, there may be some dumb-cute girls out there that fall for them lines. Might never know.

hahaha. i did. lol. i'm probably the only person crazy enuff to do shit like dat.

Here we go.... lol

*Spots a bangin shortie*
*walks up to her*
Me: Where are they?
Her: Where is what?
Me: Ur wings. Girl, i know an angel when i see 1.
*takes the shorty back to da crib*

lol..

^Lol.. I used that line before.. only worked once. :/

"AYE GIRL WHO IM ABOUT TO RAPE SAYS WHAT"
"what?"

...

^ lmfao....

I Be Inside A Girl House Or W/e Mind You We've Been Watching Tv For A Good Half(30 Minutes) Then I Start Talking About Anything.Next I Come Out Of And Say 'Yo Whats The Situation' She Gonna Say What You Mean Then I Be Like Yo You Looking Good Smelling Good Im In The Mood Right Now Im Feeling It Then She Gonna Say So What You Tryina Say Be Like Yo Im Tryina Fuck Then I Start Rubbin Her Then Yea I Start Smashin Works Every Time I Promise You

i dont even worry about that shit once i'm with her.... it seems like once im with her shits easy, you just gotta start makin out and shit and let one thing lead to another

Im Sayin These Girls That I Might Call On The Phone And Be Like Yo Can I Chill With You For The Day Not Girls That I Would Wife

actually yo, speaking of wifeing up a chick and pick-up lines.... proposing to a chick is actually a really good way to break the ice and shit.... cuz its funny, they know you're joking, and it allows you to start talking with em and they know you're interested.... sounds corny, but it really works.

On Some Real Imma Be Scared To Propose To The Girl That I Would Want To Marry Me

^ hell yeah....

If a bitch ain't wifey, or she like me and I beat it
Then she's likely to describe me as being slightly conceited
The type to type your number in my phone and delete it
Leave it alone, you ain't givin' dome, then I don't need it

Lol Yo Thats Some Sick Shit

yo 9th who is that?

Apathy. Similar philosophy to mine though.

"They say only Jesus was perfect, but if that's true, I bet you can walk on water."

You can flip that soooo many ways too.

is it just me or does that not make sense?

Yeah, I flipped the Jesus concept last night.

"Jesus you're ugly...get the fuck away from me!"

It Make Sence Just Be Say Some Shit Using That Concept Describing Her

It means the girl is perfect.

All time best pick-up line:

Nice Shoes, Wanna Fuck??

I believe this was first posted by Village Pimp, but I'm not sure.

Thank God my son isn't retarded.

That was funny about 2 years ago.

nah, lol i understand the concept, but something doesnt match up with the analogy.... oh well

This one usually works too.

lmfao..........

i just wear shoes 5 times bigger than usual, walk up to a girl and be like yo i got big feet and she'll be eying ur cumstick all up (incase u dont know girls always think that guys wit big feet have big dicks)

Word Yo Thats How Girls Feel About Me Since I Wear A Size 15 Sneak

lol will the rules dont apply to u :)

this works for me

"hey can i see you?"

"girl - uhh?? yeahh???"

"alright great how about tommorow?"

wow @ yall niggas' lines actually working....sexin bitches wit down syndrome n shit...smh

That's almost crazy enough to work.

Nah Yo All Mih Girls Are Correct Nothings Wrong With Them

lmao i was just kidding....but yeah if the girls u fuck wit fall for wack ass lines like sum of the ones that have been posted (with the exception of oh sharona's) then theyre either breezies, or dumb as dirt, or u gotta phat dick >.< but im guessin its the second one

Lol Iight If You Say So But Why They Gotta Be All That