The REAL Ghetto Test
 

The other one was for like, semi-hoods. Let's see if you're realllllly ghetto.

1. You use Vaseline for your hair when your grease ran out.
2. You try to holla at someone driving, and you're walking.
3. You honestly thought/think red was a kool-aid flavor.
4. You go to a party for the food.
5. You wear/worn a watch that doesn't work just because it looks good.
6. As a kid, you went to McDonald's only on Sundays, Mondays, or Wednesdays.
7. You carry around a cell phone or beeper, and know it's not connected.
8. You cover your furniture with plastic.
9. You use dish detergent for washing clothes if your laundry detergent runs out.
10. You ever had to wash your draws in the sink.
11. Your peoples used bed sheets with eye holes cut in em, make-up or some other random stuff around the house to fabricate your halloween costume.
12. You re-use water bottles for other drinks.
13. You grocery shop at the liquor store.
14. You have at least 3 different salad dressings in your fridge, but no salad.
15. You threw stuff at the ice cream truck if it passed you.
16. You know three people with the nickname "Pookie"
17. You tell people how to get places in the city by following the buses.
18. You cut up your moms old stockings to make a wave cap.
19. The majority of TV's in your house don't even work.
20. The way to handle any argument is to figure out who has more "bitches".

16-20 You are ghetto.
11-15 Nice try, but not quite.
6-10 Get outside more.
0-5 You don't even live NEAR the hood.


Holla.

I got a 1. thank god.

You mean red isn't a Kool Aid flavor?

like 5 for me. and it's true, I don't ~_~

yea it is










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i only got 13....

11........., but some of those arent even ghetto they just dont make any sense at all/stoopid

man...Im tryna get waves and gel twists



gotta decide

if I get waves, Imma use stockins!...but YO MOMMAS!

If you're really hood, they're all feasible.

Now unblock me. :mad:

3. You honestly thought/think red was a kool-aid flavor. (RED IS A KOOL AID FLAVOR)

4. You go to a party for the food. (I GOT A BITCH SO I GO FOR FREE BEER AN FOOD)


6. As a kid, you went to McDonald's only on Sundays, Mondays, or Wednesdays.(MOM USED TO SAY MCDONALDS IS NOT GOOD FOR YOU UNLESS ITS ON A SUNDAY CAUSE YOU GET TWICE AS MUCH AND STAY INPOCKET)

12. You re-use water bottles for other drinks. (BEATS BUYIN CUPS AS MY POPS USED TO SAY)

13. You grocery shop at the liquor store. (ONLY WHEN THE BUS AINT HALF PRICE FOR MY MOM TO GET TOO K-MART)

15. You threw stuff at the ice cream truck if it passed you. (USUALLY EGGS :thumbup:)

17. You tell people how to get places in the city by following the buses. (maps cost money but your vision is free)

20. The way to handle any argument is to figure out who has more "bitches". (More Bitches Means More Power, Y'all Know That, Right?)

Throwing stuff at the ice cream truck isn't ghetto, that's just ignorant. Be thankful you fuckers even had an ice cream truck in your neighborhood, because I never did. :(

I dont even know where your from, 9th...
lol


so, 9th...where you from homie?

LMAO I got a 12.

rofl @ me getting a 20

how gay

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0.

It's not ghetto, it's just original improvising.


stoopid peepol

stfu...... LIoveiJll more than you....

Lmao that should be the new IW movement.

Damn Melvin, I only got a 16. =/

Because you're not that much of a g.

At least I aint never washed my draws in the sink. Bitch. [/lying]

lmao word it should be. lmao.....

I got an 11.....but some of those are for black people only, like the wave cap one and shit.

1, Thank god I'm in mediocrity.

Looks like I need to get outside a bit more...

2. You try to holla at someone driving, and you're walking. (hell fuckin yea with my permit ass)
3. You honestly thought/think red was a kool-aid flavor. (Who didnt at like 5)
4. You go to a party for the food. (I HAVE done that... not every time)
5. You wear/worn a watch that doesn't work just because it looks good.
12. You re-use water bottles for other drinks. (liquor...... vokdka, no shit)
13. You grocery shop at the liquor store. (my parents have a couple times, lmao)
14. You have at least 3 different salad dressings in your fridge, but no salad. (only cuz the salad ran out, LMFAO)
18. You cut up your moms old stockings to make a wave cap. (i cut up panythose for a popfilter, i think that counts)
19. The majority of TV's in your house don't even work. (3 dont work)
20. The way to handle any argument is to figure out who has more "bitches". (not all the fuckin time..... but werd, half the time, it boils down to that

Lol, I swear, I could be in the most intellectual argument with some nigga and they'll just come out the ass with "See, that's why I got more females than you, you always trying to seem smart when you aren't" or something similar. =/

yea lmfao........ill be talkin to a friend about a kid we have beef with... and he'll just randomely say "i dunno, he gets more bitches than u, so dont talk too much shit....."

im not even ghetto........ shit, i just go to a pretty ghetto school

Metafo, uh no it isn't. It's a color for strawberry,tropical, and cherry packs of Kool-Aid (shakes my head).