My church...
 

I joined my current church in November of 2005. It's called First Baptist Church of Glenarden. It's what you would call a "Mega Ministry" church because it has well over 10,000 members. In fact, there are so many members who regularly attend, the Pastor holds 5, count em, 5 services on Sunday--7:00 am, 8:30 am, 10:00 am, 12:00 pm, 6:30 pm. I normally attend the 7:00 am service because I can go and get back home in time to lounge around all day. Anyway, I love this church because they have sooooooooooooooooo many resources. There are at least 100 different ministries there. They range from "signing" to aviation. There's something there for any and everyone to be part of. Also, I love the fact that I get exposure to leaders and teachers from around the world. President Bush even spoke in my church 2 years ago. That was before I was a member though. People go to church for various reasons. Some go to hear the music. Some go to socialize. Personally, I go to be taught the word of God and to learn from the many different speakers who frequently grace the pulpit. In all, joining this church has been one of the best decisions I've ever made.

Do you go to church? If so, what's your church like?




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Geez, mine only had about 500 members. One I go to now has about 150 members, but we meet our budget more than the bigger church did.

fuck your church.

q...STOP FUCKING TALKING, you need to cut out the showcase of female traits

first its praying then its church, i pray...but you dont need to make a thread about every single thing in your life, you wake up tomorrow morning to take a piss and it burns a tiny tiny bit and you make 10 threads on rv talkin about it, shut the fuck up

i bet you'd fuck jesus in the ass if he looked good enough for you

Mine has like.. 100 memberS? Tiny church

yeh.... no one cares Q...shut the fuck up

i believe cartman said it best..."Fuck Jesus"....call me ignorant now, Q

Lmao @ people who go to a church...

Sheep......

I don't go but my dad goes and said it's a normal christian church.

^ fuck yo daddy's church

fuck ur life ur retarded and no point to lifesince ur a waste of it

^ fuck you and yo daddy's church. get off your computer and die.

kid u need to get a life u cant beat me at anything so give up ur wack.

^ i can beat you at having more friends. i can beat you at having the sexiest hair on the planet

The closest thing to church that I go to is chapel at work. One day a week ive gotta go to a chapel service and so do the students because its a christian school.

But I never really pay attention. Im the shoe guy... When everyone kneels to pray, some kids steal the shoes of the people in front of them and pass them back. I sit in the back row and collect all the shoes.

not really a church, but i sit in my car n listen 2 my lord and savior, Eazy-E :cool: werd

well...sometimes i like to connect to the internet with my dialup connection, and listen to the sound on the phone as i masturbate...i consider myself a god, so when i cum, my little jesuses fly rogue all over the place....my question to you is 'does that count as going to church?'

LMAO..

Thats a bitch job...

does Ft. Campbell Islamic Services count?

my church plays Ghetto Gospel by Tupac..
They have Krik Franklin too.