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racist jokes..
best kind of jokes .. lets here some .. like this
Why Does Stevie Wonder Always Smile? (He still doesn't know he's black) |
Why you muthafuck..a
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lmfao!
what do you get when you mix the scum of the Earth with salt? a fuckin cracker |
How do you drown a nigga?
Pop it's lip. Where do you hide money from a mexican? Under a bar of soap. |
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:laugh: ..............................no |
o hell naw, werd
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lmao.. im not racist at all to let you know i just think racist jokes are hillarious..
What do you call a gay indian? Brave Sucker. What's fast than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon. |
aight... im not a racist but i know a joke or 2.
a new bowling alley just opened and they need a shipping company to bring them their bowling balls. The nearest shipping comopany was across state lines so the bowling balls could not be packaged in order to get the balls there in time. The trucker is driving down the highway when he sees a black man with a bicycle standing on the side of the road. The trucker asks "Whats the matter son?" to which the black man replies "I tried to bike a cross the country, i can't do it, can you please give me a ride home?" "Sure" the trucker said "but i got no room up front so you'll have to hop in the back with all the bowling balls." the biker throws his bicycle in the back and waits to get home. When the trucker reaches the state line he runs into an officer. 'What are you hauling sir?" "nothing much sir." "mind if i take a look?" "sure." They both walk to the back of the truck and the officer opens the doors and says "Dear god..." "What!?" the trucker says "There are some ni**er eggs in the back and ones already hatched and stole a bicycle." |
Lmao...^ funny as hell..
What do you call 2 black people on a bike? Organized crime. |
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LOL... What do you call 500,000 white peeps jumping out of a plane? Snow. |
What do you call 50 black ppl in a bus fallin off a cliff?
A good start. im not a racist. |
What do you call a bunch of white people in a circle?
A Dope Ring. |
what runs faster than a black man with your tv?
his cousin with your VCR |
...There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your grandma. Hey grandma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers...
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Cus it's funny... you know you wanna join, Rey.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, white men will screw anything. |
cuz their funny.. i like tons of black people.
What does the KKK and Nike have in common? they both make black people run faster. |
aight
there is a child who has a black father and a jewish mother. One day he sees a bicycle for sale at $300. so he heads home and asks his dad "Father am i black or jewish? "why do you ask son?" "Becaus i saw a bike for sale at $300, i was wondering weather i should offer them $150, or wait until it's night and steal it." |
^lmfao...
Why do jews have such big noses.. because air is free. |
we allowed to put sexist jokes on this?
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put w/e you want.. I'm not making my extremely racist though..cause black folks on here take that stuff to seriously.
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Yo momma so fat that when she sat down the world said OUCH!
What now...? |
Yo momma so stupid, she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Hush. |
what do you do when your dishwasher stops working?
slap her. |
^ Don't get it..
Why don't black babies play in sand boxes.. because cats keep trying to bury them. |
^whats not to get lol, she is washin dishes
How many women does it take to screw in a lighbulb? Doesn't matter, let her cook in the dark |
Yo mamma so bald they call her Mr. Clean with a twist!!
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Yo momma so fat I walk around her fo exercise :)
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Yo momma so fat that when she wears a yellow dress everyone shouts out taxi!
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Yo momma so stupid she called the police and asked the number for 911
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Yo momma so ugly that she looked at the mirror twice and broke it both times.
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Funny as fuck thread...
Started goin downhill real fast right after you hit the yo momma jokes... |
What do you call a black pilot?
A pilot you fuckin racist |
Eh... this is sorta crossin the line but
How do you get a black person out of a tree? Cut the rope |
Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Desktop."
Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote click'." |
A white girl came up to her dad who was sitting in a beaten up armchair. "Pa, kin ah borrow the truck to-nahgt?" she asked. Her dad looked up to her and said, "Darlin', yew know what yew haf t'do if'n yew wants to borrer th' truck." "But Pa! Ah haf t'go naow!" the white girl cried. Her daddy stood up and unzipped his pants. "Yew know perfectly well what yew haf t'do. On yer knees, bitch!" The white girl complied and started sucking her dad's cock. After a few seconds she stopped in disgust and looked up to her dad. "Gee Pa, yore dick shore tastes like shit!" Her dad slapped his forhead and said, "Dammit, Ah forgot! Ah already loaned the truck to yer brother just a few minutes ago!"
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Fucking gross ass shit.. lol
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I get most of mine off of www.resist.com
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http://www.joesjokesite.com/jokes/f...how_joke/13_295
Gettin mine from there ^. Nice legs! What time do they open? |
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