Cockroaches...
 

Fuck. They are probably my least favorite pest. I seriously have the worst shit with cockroaches, they are fucking cunts.

I hate it when I walk into a room at night, turn on the light and theres like a cockroach just standing there waving its shit feelers like "oh, look at me. Hey fuckin idiot, im the dominator of you, so fuck outta my room im the king." And that is the worst. You know this moment could determine your wellbeing for the next few days, and how you sleep. You know you're in for a long night if you dont end up killing him. It's all on.

And the shit thing is I consider cockroaches on the same level as me. Like, he is a formidable opponent and I could win or he could win, it just depends on how well I fight.

Cockroaches seriously make me insane. Especially when they fly, cos theyre so fuckin heavy, it scares the shit out of me. Theyre on the wall, then wam bang theres a heavy sewerage cockroach right in your face. And then when you touch them at all they move from slight movement and constant stopping mode to fuckin insane running around berserk mode. It gives me the shits. 1 second and theres a cockroach in your small bed crack and you cant get him out, you try going to sleep. Its impossible, I usually end up staying all night. Cos you know as soon as you fall asleep hes crawling in your mouth and shit.

I've even stepped on cockroaches with no shoes or socks, just to kill in cos it was going crazy. They just suck so much. And fuck they pop up wherever its the worst time possible.

They dont even kill pests. Spiders kill flys, so shit theyre alright. But cockroaches just dont kill anything, I cant event remember how they live. And if they die they bring a shitload of ants.

... FUCK

If you ever grew up in poverty, or anywhere near it, then you are familiar with roaches. The thing is, just living in a poor area doesn't necessarily mean you have to have roaches. If people would be clean and tidy, then roaches would be at a minimum. They need things to eat and places to hide. If you keep your living quarters spic and span, roaches have no where to nest.


And, yea, they are DISGUSTING.

you have cockroaches? clean ur fucking house, dirty ass

Hey, my place is clean. But I live in an old building with an old carpet/wood floor and old walls and an old cramped kitchen.

I challenge you to live here and not have roaches.

I know what you mean. I lived in an apartment one time that had a roach problem. I'm a neat freak so I knew they weren't coming from me. The sloppy slobs I had for neighbors were the culprits.

ROFL OMB HAHAH damn fam u crack me up rofl hahaha.. u with ur anger stuff haha

call a fucking exterminator ......or at least clean ur house

Man...take a picture of your living quarters Ter...Don't clean up first. I bet what you call clean is dirty as all outdoors.



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i figga deal u tho, i had that problem when i lived in an apartment

lmao. The image of you and this cockroach circling while crazy kung fu music plays, then u lift ur leg up in a kung fu pose then u and the cockroach go at each other, had me cracking up.

ROFL hahahahahaaha ^

...i hate to tell u this,but they say for every cockrach u see,there's a hundred more hiding in the walls n shit....so dont think that if u kill the one u spotted,u are safe....
exterminators...they can only do so much...cuz there will always be a few roaches that are immune to whatever spray/traps...etc. the exterminators have....they call those super roaches....n the super roaches breed more super roaches,which are already born immune to that last chemical that was used to kill the other roaches....
and...being clean can only get u so far...especially if u are in an apartment building,if u have one nasty neighbour,or the garbage shoot isnt clean,or even if they are it doesnt matter they are in the pipes the walls n everything...n there are many different kinds,some live in furniture and u move with them when u move,some live in kitchens/bathrooms only...some live inside electronics cuz they like the warmth..notice some are brownish some are black some fly,but they are all disgusting...i saw a documentary on them,n even the sight of one gets my skin crawling..btw,they carry the most germs too....so if u are infested,and u are in a building,good luck buddy i'd move if i were u....

^i hate u...soooo much

oh man roaches. wow, talk about memories. Ever had roaches takin cover inside your clothes on the old radiator you hum em on to dry em out the laundry? Or all huddled up over a spill on your kitchen table in the morning? Hoppin out your cereal box? in your alarm clock?


Those WEREN'T the days.

One time I felt a bit itchy around my inner thigh, so I scratched through my shorts. But the itch didnt go away, so I was like wtf, and I reached up my shorts, felt something fucked... it moved, I pulled it out and it was a cockroach. I threw it across the room.

And once when I was sleeping I heard a little sound and I was like whoa, what is that? Then I sat up and looked down at my pillow and a black thing crawled out from under it. In one movement I lept out of my bed, somehow got to the other side of the room, and then turned the light on.

Shit is gay. Its cos in old buildings they usually have a nest around the sewerage pipes. So they get in and shit.

shit fuck all that. You knwo what they say with roaches man, you see one, there's a thousand more that you DON'T see. Killin em? lmao, forget it. UNpossible. better off just movin.

Man...that brings back scary memories. yikes

^^^its the truth....word.

roaches are the nastiest muthafuckin' shit. i cant be anywhere around 'em whatsoever without gagging violently, then running away while screaming like a little scary ass broad. just thinking about 'em makes me sick.

*s.v. gets the chills...........then pukes all over his new outfit. he then passes out in the massive puddle..*


s.v. sickened

word sv i'd do that same shit.

man im in the ghetto and we got all hardwood floors..we got mice in the winter...ladybugs in the spring..roaches and bats in the summer...and possums in the fall...roaches aint shit when u got a bat sleepin above...and what sucks is none of these would eat each other..,

lmao "I'll bury them Cockaroaches"

scarface is the shit, lol yo cut a cockroaches head off and watch it live for 7 days

^^thats cool for like one day..they live longer where im from

lol damn thats just wrong yo oreo wanna see if u live without your head?? we can try it with a machetti :)

cookies aint got a head..but you ever watched a bat grab a baby racoon and fly him to your window? then the bat hit the glass and fall..then now you got to deal with a baby coon on your roof?

How long do cockroaches live? And what do they need to survive?

Cos late at night when I need to fight them, usually I just get a container with no lid and stick it over them so they cant escape. And one of them I trapped a week or so ago and its still alive.

fill it with gas or water..in another week they gonna learn to flip that shit over and put it on you..trust me

or just drown it with gasoline and burn the fuck outta that insect

man naw..they fireproof out here..they just fly around in a big ass flame and set other shit on fire..you cant even shoot a roach..mutha fucks bulletproof and shit...they were vests in my hood..

1)fuck roaches.

2) give me a bat over a roach any day, word. a bat aint shit. you dont find bats in your raisin bran cereal box. they dont climb into your sheets or orifices when your sleeping. they dont run in packs of millions. bats dont have antler-like antennaes. one smack from a shovel and a bats history, no sweat.

3) fuck roaches. did y'all know that those sneaky little shitbird cockroaches are asexual??? that means that it can impregnate itself to keep its species going if there are no other roaches around to breed with. FUCK THAT!!!

*s.v. barfs all over himself again.*


s.v.

I agree with fuck cockroaches.

And I fuckin hate it how theyre so hard to kill. I hit them with a book and then they go berserk and become 10 times as fast and 100 times as flying.