is jesus really powerful or were we just retarded??
 

is jesus really as powerful as people make him out ta be?? i mean fo real we were practiculy cavemen back then but a lil beyond cavemen, people was still dazzled over the invention of fire...lmao i mean did jesus really come back from the dead?? he probably was unconcious and thrown in some tomb and he woke up and somone saw him crawl out lol they had no machines ta tell u whether the person was dead or alive people was probably too retarded ta know what a pulse was and the only thing u can argue against that is breathing...and was he really walking on water or was he just walkin on ice or some shit?? lol fo real we were like prehistoric back then jesus probably looked somewhat like a caveman along with everybody else back then..and how could jesus be so powerful if he was just a normal human being, born and human, lived as a human, and never was anythang else??

omfg, your ignorance, no not ignorance, i have to make up a word you DUMBASSNESS has just surpassed serbness.....wow

wtf...basically cavemen? How retarded are you? Dazzled by fire? No. Back in about 200 BC, Romans were making glass pots and painting still life paintings of actual glass. They also made frescos, quick drawings on plaster so that the painting is actually part of the concrete....'cavemen' my ass.

well we still werent as smart as we were today so stfu..im not the one makin all the anti-god threads, im not the ignorant one..and i did say a lil beyond cavemen didnt i?? what u think we havent evolved since then??? Q was right he probably looked like that picture he posted on rv but ya'll are so ignorant that u put him in the bible as u wanna see him..too me that shit ignorant so stop acting like ya'll smarter than me, and the law u probably more crooked than the law, why dont u try hiding ur text record some more knowing that u suck ass in battling and i aint excluding myself but atleast i aint hiding it like a lil bitch besides nobody on rv likes u anyway so stfu, and crazy hades if u dont think we havent evolved at all since then, then ur ignorant as fuck if u havent noticed 2000 years is a long ass time and stfu before i leave u more fucked up than the writting in ur sigg stupid ass trash talkin, claim ta be so smart, lil 13 year old 7th grader stfu ya'll was accidental births cuz ur parents fuck too much ur moms were sluts and ur fathers were just another skinny lil nerdy punk tryin ta get another piece of ass..shoulda used a condom or got an abortion but they didnt only just fuck up when they got pregnant but they fucked up a 100 TIMES more when they decided ta have ya'll stupid ass clowns go fuck urselves

jesus christ i cant even fuckin make an attempt at a thread let alone anythang else without people going against me and trying ta bring me down ya'll is so muthafuckin stupid none of ya'll is gon be shit in the future ya'll just hating on the muthafuckin kid thats actually trying so FUCK ALL OF YA'LL..EVERY SINGLE PIECE OF SHIT that wants ta hate on me and my shit can suck my dick and my balls ya'll probably good at dicksucking see it aint just rv thats like this the whole fuckin worlds like this so FUCK ALL OF U

Jesus isn't powerful. He IS POWER.


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so ur saying that everyone that makes a thread wants attention??

so all of a sudden ur excluding all teh stupid ass shit that people post on rv that ya'll laugh at cuz u think its funny..stfu i was just sayin what if i dont give a fuck what u think...go play soccor u probably better with balls than u are with rap

There isnt even a chance what you proposed is true, but I wont go into details.

1. Ice- Except for that whole they lived in the desert thing, this could be considered.

2. Pulse- They did many other tests, like that spear to the side which would kill anyone, if not then at least make them scream with pain.

3. Crawling out- They had a massive stone blocking the entrance and exit of tomb he was in, impossible to move by one person without help (either man or God) which is one arguement people have.

4. They knew enough about the body and medicine to tell if someone was dead or not. We weren't retarded then, in fact some of the greatest discoveries came in that time.

You've got to be the stupidest shit ever.

DID I SAY ANYTHING ABOUT EVOLUTION? You stupid little fucking shit, stop trying to fucking insult people because your dumbass is the one saying 'a lil beyond cavemen'.



Yeah man, humans were so totally like prehistoric back then. Jesus looked exactly like a caveman. Do you think it takes 2000 years for evolution to take place? Fucking keep making yourself look stupid, twat. Stupid little bitch ass can't handle being wrong so he makes some stupid little fucking kintergarden attempt at dissing me by saying I'm an accident, since he obviously knows exactly how I came to be. Next he'll be saying 'yeah, I'm your daddy.'



Read that five times and realize that there is a major difference between the two thousand years since Jesus was born and since Neanderthals and the rest of the cavemen.





Thanks for making me waste my time on your whiney little ass.

Lol at Jesus being unconcious. Watch Passion of the Christ. The get ya ass whiped like that. get nails put throws ya hands and feet. Then get put into a cave with out water and food for 3 days with no medical attention. I dont think people can take half the beat down he got.

To answer your question, Iono if Jesus was powerful but you are retarded fo sure.

if u felt like u was wasting ur time u wouldnt of been talkin shit back, stop sayin shit u dont really mean and be real for a change

and in response to rev's post lol u defitnly right with the desert part i didnt take that into consideration along wit the stone thing but maybe he was in shock and when ur in shock ur as stiff as dead and ur eyes are open, it could look like ur dead, if docters tried performing surgery on u while u was awake and unnumbed ur body will go in shock and that means u wont move even if something impales u..but if im wrong then im wrong im just sayin

:whacky: yet people dont think the same about you :whacky:

Yet everyone agrees you're retarded. We haven't changed much...what about our skeletal structure? Tell me exactly how we have changed in anything other than our knowledge about things. Also tell me, if I was an accident, how would you know? I doubt anyone can walk up to someone, look at how they move and speak, and correctly assume 'yeah, the condom broke'. What a fucking chump.

Does it matter if I've been in high school yet? That means nothing, and it doesn't say you're smart at all. A lil bit past cavemen means exactly that, a small bit past cavemen.



Uh...what? You made a kindergarten attempt because I'm not in high school yet? Good job on that one, you only missed by about eight years. Oh no, looks like someone who is dumber than a caveman has addressed everything you have said and thoroughly explained it in a way even a dumbshit like you can understand. Anyway you write it, saying 'we were still dazzled by fire back then' is a stupid comment, and leave it at that, because I'm beyond tired of correcting dumbshit RV cats.

And do you know why I write, dumbass? Because I hate when people are ignorant, and you're being ignorant so I'm correcting you.

considering that 2000 bc was theoretically about 4000 years ago...

and it takes millions upon millions of years to evolve significantly, never the less to turn from "just beyond" cavemen into who we are now


this is stupid

blah bullshit i aint bein ignorant learn how ta read i said i wasnt bein literal when i said cavemen dumbass maybe if u can remember what i said..and so what i said it just kiddin around but we still didnt have shit..im not gon go on with u clowns cuz now ur runnin outta shit and just repeating urselves..just like how im starting too and ya'll REALLY is stupid jesus christ why the fuck does everybody take my shit so serious am i a major threat to u or sumthin?? just cuz u disagree with me its the end of the world what the fuck and dont say im makin a big deal out of it i dont express my opinion while callin u retarded and stupid so stfu..i never said that jesus wasnt as powerful as he is claimed ta be in the bible i was just saying what if..and i dont give a fuck how intellegent you are in 7th grade the fact still remains that ur a lil kid

Lmao...get it through your head I'm in eighth grade. 'Big deal'. Look, another thing you're wrong about. You were being literal enough when you said 'still dazzled by fire'. I don't see how that can mean anything else.

Good job on failing to address everything else.

when i siad that i meant we were encrediblly stupid compared to what we know today thats why i said it

k.

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so...I don't think they were mistaken. Possibly drugged.

lmao yea im so high i thought i seen a guy walkin on water

'cept that there were so many witnesses, I really doubt they all hallucinated the same thing.

You know that is actually one of the theories... Hallucinogenic mushrooms grew in that area in that time period so some people believe those things jesus did were hallucinations.

But its a pretty shit theory with a lot of holes.

I find it amazing that people try to discredit what scripture says with off-the-wall theories.

I'm sure aliens helped the egyptians build the pyramids as well?

Get off it. If you don't believe what the bible says, keep it shut.

It's that simple.

lol yea but i dunno people claim ta actually go ta heaven and shit when they die and get brought back from the paramedics...i read this one book that was based on a true story, it was talkin bout how this guy surprisingly was dead for 90 minutes witch is almost impossible and the guy wrote a book on what it was like when he died and that he went ta heaven and saw all of his relatives in heaven and they all looked the same as he remembered them
i truly do believe there is a heaven and hell and that jesus and god is reallya s strong as the bible says they are lol this thread was just kind of a wild idea not ta be takin personal

And what book is this?

Q you gotta allow people to have their own opinions cos at the end of the day it ain't up to you to judge others.

you don't have no idea what could have happened in the past, you're in the same boat as everyone else. so keep an open mind to anything, the same way you wish non-christians to keep an open mind to your beliefs


ps. no beef, just my opinion



and to Prozak your sheer ignorance is really pissin me off to be completely frank with you. you seem to think that people in that region were retarded compared to us in that era. you really need to read up on history of that region at that time


and to the person talkin bout hallucinations from mushrooms

that could be feasible but it's a longshot, unless there's some way of finding skeletons from that time and region and testing them for traces of that hallucigenic (if that's a word) substance.

there's a similar theory about the salem witch trials, as apparently there were mushrooms growing around salem that brought about hallucinations, but i need to read up on that though

i was saying WHAT IF....in a case of a asking a "what if" question u cant be ignorant at all cuz "what if" is saying that i believe it was really what it was but "what if" they really wasnt so powerful....are u telling me i dont believe that god and jesus was as much of miracle workers as they are??? im just sayin "what if"... it be straight up ignorant ta not think about anything else but what we claim god and jesus are like...jews dont even believe jesus was born yet and they're almost certain u gon call them ignorant?? or any other religion out there?? thats how racism starts cuz u have an opinion of what a certain race is like and u never take time ta say "what if they're not all as bad as im thinkin they are" thats ignorant..."what if" gives u answers bout things you probably will ever thought of..so ta say that im ignorant is st8 up muthafuckin ignorant urslef

Xpress when I saw the subject of this topic and the first post I thought you
was pretty dumb, no offence fams !! but when u posted this !!!!

** Jews don't even believe Jesus has been born yet **

made me take interest ! But you see your views wont be listened to
you will simply be called ignorant like all the other people that question
thing's like this.

No other religions matter on RV, if your not Christian your insignificant
ignorant, unintelligent and will burn in hell on judgement day !!!

In my eyes judgement day will come, a war provoked by religion where
all of humanity ends.... give it another billion years and it all starts again
the earth and evolution gave birth to man. light, minerals and matter gave
birth to the universe.

My words are not written on scriptures, but give me a pen and a
pad 2000 years and call me a prophet !!!

Call me a Blasphemer or the devil if you like and see if I give a fuck !!

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^^I do agree. Jews don't believe Jesus has been born yet. Their view was that the "Messiah" would be a military power sent to free them from Roman bondage. Of course, that was never God's intent as out-lined in the prophecies of the Old Testament by the major prophets. Jesus was to be a savior, but of the soul rather than a governmental ruler. His mission was to bring peace and salvation to people's souls. While the Jews are still waiting for the first Messiah to come, we as Christians know that the 2nd coming of Jesus is at hand. They've rejected him as the savior of mankind, which will be costly.

I'm starting to wonder if discussing spiritual matters are relevant here. Don't get me wrong. I think philosophical/religious discussions are good. I just wonder if the treadmill we run on is worth the effort. Most of these matters are matters of spirit and belief. If someone isn't spiritually minded, they won't understand and/or accept the words being delivered to them. I've experienced this first hand when people have asked me questions, but then rejected the answer because it was truth.

And, again, Jesus is power. He says before is ascension after his resurrection, "All power is given to me in heaven and in earth." ALL POWER.

Don't misunderstand what I was saying. I'm saying that the scriptures are clearly outlined. If the bible says, "Jesus went to Galilee and preached," then that's what it says. I take issue with people who adulterate scripture by taking what's there, and adding there own plot. It's new age foolishness. Again, if they don't believe what's documented, close the book. To me, that's a simple concept. We as Christians believe that Jesus is the way to salvation, period. There is no other way to be "saved" according to the bible. A non-believer can contest that, but don't dare take what Jesus said and twist it to fit your own agenda. Nah...that's unacceptable...Again, if you don't agree with the book, shut it. Otherwise, read it, disagree, then move on. Just don't add things to it like, "Jesus was on acid" or some other asinine statement.


My problem is with someone making aggregious and outrageous statements without merit. If they disagree with the interpretation of what's written, that's one thing. But, making ridiculous claims to discredit the validity of the scripture is another.






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how many fuckin jesus threads do we need....c'mon now this shit is annoying just like all yalls childish bickering....

lol well yo all i know is that there's one way of thangs happening and there's how many religions sayin diffrent shit and that this happened instead of that either way there's only one truth..and that why i dont have a religion i just believe in god...cuz all these religions force u ta believe what they wanna believe even though it'll probably end up not bein true just like the church in engaland back when galaleo got under house arrest for being right..how can we have a religion saying that jesus did all this shit then have another religion saying that he wasnt even born yet, and have another religion saying he looked like this and another religion saying he looked like that and actually have them all be right...lol thats impossible and maybe there is alotta religous threads and threads bout god and jesus but that only means that we'tr curious...curiousity doesnt hurt

and lmao i know this thread is retarded but even genious's come up wit retarded shit..its proof of actually trying...and besides u tryin ta tell me half the shit posted on this site aint stupid??