I'm thinkin about pimpin Hoes.
 

Yeah, so I know I'll have to work the streets in my cadillac with a pair of deer antlers on the front, wear a hat with two pink feathers arranged lopsidedly, have a diamond-studded cane(do they sell those on amazon?) and a technicolor trenchcoat made of goat fur. What's the best way to keep your pimp hand strong, anyway? Milk and meat?

fo sho then sell em on ebay.

Sell my e-hoes on ebay? Hell yeah man...I'll get my cyber-pimping career started! Paypal accounts, transfers, cyber, it'll be awesome. I see this to be a very profitable career choice myself.

Santa Clause and I are gonna be close amigos...I'll leave him MILK AND MEAT so he can keep his pimp hand strong.

shit man u gotta randomly come up to some pimp and pull out ur dick and be like "dis is my dick", then slap him in the face and be like "dis is my hand" the grap one of ur girls and show him her tits and say "this is my hoe bitch!" that should work and if it dont work show him ur penis he will leave...........
trust me it worked when i did it

More like, you pulled out your mom's dick, then slapped him in the face with it and said 'that is her third hand' and then grab your sister's tits and say 'my name is Lucifer'. That should work. Show him your face and he will eat it.

wtf r u posedsed by the devil???????

gjsaghsjkghjkshgjkhsZagangavemetheknowledgeIwasonc eafoolhecommandsthirtyhordesofspirits,zaganhetortu redusbackinthedarkestcornersZaganmademesee. dsgfdsgkljdsgkljdsgkljsl

Fuck, I just vomited all over my keyboard...fucking need to wipe all this ocher off anyway, Beezlebub.

shit either im still high or there is a secret message in that thing

Asmoday, did you call the man who made the man who did the man? Have fun in the concentric circles, Mr. Hell.

fuck man ur trippier than pissing in a corner in a circle room

Andrealphus, could you teach me the ways you twist the shapes? Yes yes, with your thirty infernals, I salute you.

dude ur scaring me *runs away crying* :evilgrin: :nervous:

I keep my pimp hand strong by doing lots of streches for my wrist. Then I lift 100 lb barbells with my mind.

Hey hey, Solomon's Key turns the locks, JC.

wtf wheres the door ? im confused :huh:

The door is your mind, Semjaya.

sell them for RV money

where do i find this key at jeus or do i call u devil guy?

You buy this book for your mind to absorb, Semjaya.

so my name is semjaya? and wheres this book is it in china?

It's in your mind, Semjaya.

but my mind is stupid how do i be like u?

You must be Beezlebub, Semjaya.

wtf is that?????????????????????????????????????????????

Beezlebub is Satan's right hand man.

but i dont wanna be like him cus he is evil

But he has hundreds of spirit hordes, Semjaya.

Believe it or not, I knew a real life pimp. His name was Jay. He sat me down and taught me all the philosophies of life on June 13, 2003.






1