5 Things you hate about women.
 

1. They always leave the toliet seat down.
2. They always turn a good day into a bad day.
3. The bitches always bitch at you.
4. How they think they're da best of thing in your life.
5. How they always waste money.


I love em but i just hate those five things about em.

What about yall.

I Don't Believe I Can Think Of Five But.

1. When They Get Mad At Don't Talk To You Over Something Bitchy
2.When They Think They're Better Then Every One
3. Playing Hard To Get Even Though There Average

I Can't Think Of Five

Oh Yeah When They Wanna Talk On The Phone All Night It's Cool Sometimes But Not All The Time

1. When they say they love you, and then put you thru hell
2. They lie
3. They don't tell the truth
4. Their always making things up
5. They lack honesty.

Yo Lol Thats All The Same As Lying

nothing to hate.. they give u wut u want, u give em wut they want.. jst stop complaining.. like u can do nething bout it? lol

But it's soo hard giving them what they want. I tell you. At times it hard to give them that orgasm they say they want.

hmm i could think of some...

1. the one time u wanna fuck em that week.. somethin else is happenin
2. if you don't call them..they dont talk to you

Thats all bitches do.

1. That
2. Time
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5. Month

5 things I hate about women?

1. Theyre premiscuous sluts most of the time.
2. For them its "cool" or "cute" or something to act like a fuckin dumbass.
3. They have shallow thoughts, dreams, wants, needs, and desires.
4. Its more or less impossible to find a good one.
5. They are hot and we are naturally drawn to them, so we have to put up with their shit.

The day I find I good woman, i'll marry her instantly.

Music is wifey.

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Word Yo.This Girl I Talk To At The Moment She Say She Like Me And All To Mih Peoples Cause They Go To The Same School But She Act Like She Don't Wanna Fuck With Me Or Something I Don't Know Whats Goin On With Her

ina relationship i can five things i hate...

as a single man... who dont commit to no bitches i cant think of a couple

1.when they make you wear a condom
2. they try to call you
3. when i'm done.. they dont leave quick enough

yeah dats about it

^ i can already tel yo shit is burnin bad nucca

I hate how bitches play head games with you.

1. theyre misleading
2. alotta times, if u miss ur chance that week she's really feelin u, u aint gonna get her
3. I hate the ones that will do w/e the hell u want wen ur alone, but walk like on the other side of the street wen ur with alotta people, lmao
4. They make my life alot less stressful (even if they cuz alotta stress wen we're goin out), so im crazy wenever i dont have one
5. The fact that we always gotta be the one to make any sort of move at all......

correction: in number 2, its all cool tho if she DOES let u do w/e u want

Five....shit

1.Complainers and picky girls
2.Whining all the time
3.prude girls
4.ugly chicks that you wanna bone that play hard too get but you play along anyways cuz you wanna one night stand
5.The girls who dont wash there punnani

1.when they're not interested in you
2.they all over u but ur a "pervert" if u are
3.they act all girly like real girly
4.when they get offended by cursin
5. when they watch chick flicks 24/7

5 Things...............

1. When they flirt the shit out of you, and then say they aint ready
2. When females say they dont give head (Those are usually the ones that do)
3. When they lie and say that they a virgin, but almost every male on the block has ran through them
4. When they flirt wit your best friends
5. When they call you at odd hours of the night, just because their "bored" and didnt have nothing else to do....


Yea, i could name sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much more..........

G Deuce keeping it Reall^^^ I hate when girls call me at like 2:30 A.M. just to ask me what am I doing or what am i about to do.

Bitch Im About To Snap On You For Waking Me Up That Solves That

Yeah. But when the older brother and 128 cousins she has makes you think twice about that.


How come girls got so many damn cousins and older brothers that commit crimes?

Word Yo That Shit Don't Scare Me Tho Cus I Got Lots Of Cousins And Brothers Too.But If You Don't Then You Better Not Ever Disrespect A Girl

Wow...

For one it says what do you hate about women? Not what do you hate about bitches, excuse my language. But everybody got their faults, why list them? And if y'all think y'all got a good grasp on what females do that irritate you, think about the tables turned.

1 - I hate getting stopped by men that are 30+ in age that act like they just realized that I'm only 19.
2 - I hate when niggas lie, just like niggas hate when females lie.
3 - I hate when a nigga cheat on you but be the one calling you 24/7.
4 - I hate when dude's act like your body is all that exists. So when he get turned down, he wanna scream you ain't all that anyway to protect his ego or something.
5 - I hate when niggas front about what they "have". If what you packing is all you bringing to the table, then you get the boot before you get in.
6 - BONUS: For MANY - Their age goes up before their maturity level does.

But there are things that I like about men:
1 - Comfort, I would never turn to a female for the comfort I can get from a male. Something about their build that protects you and make you warm is nice.
2 - There ARE good ones out there, but a lot get treated wrong.
3 - Usually have a high confidence level (and competitiveness) that he'll take care of you better than any other dude out there and everything will be alright.
4 - Show that they need guidance (or get put in their place time to time).
5 - There's so much more that are positives than negatives which I don't feel like getting into (same with females whether y'all admit it or not).

I hate when females wear the same thing as you at a party, it's so embarrassing.

Rofl

Yeah I hate that shit too

Well i guess i can list my 5 favorite thing about my girl

1. She always support me when needed
2. She tells me my songs are the best when they be suckin
3. She buys me stuff once and awhile.
4. She stands up for me when my bois wont stfu
5. She helps me relax and critical points
Bonus- She flat out loves me even though she puts stress on me at times.

1. if you get freaky then she says your a sex freak
2. when she is crying and u ask whats wrong and she gets mad but if you dont she gets mad
3. when u ask her to call and she dont then she be like "so why aint you call me and see whats wrong?"
4.when you around your freinds and u cant make a sexual or girl joke
5.when someone says come here with me there is hella hoes and u dont go..she does something to make u wish u did

When they argue/fight with other girls
When they hate on other girls
When they think you're always looking at some other girl
When they get mad over stupid shit
When they turn a good day to a bad day for you

That too....... :thumbup:

Probably the thing I hate most is when they read too much into things.

Like for example, this friend I have from chicago is in australia at the moment... And on saturday I went to chill with her and I took my australian girlfriend as well as another mate of mine so the numbers would be even. And throughout the whole day my gf thought I was flirting with her when I was just talking to her and chilling and shit. And my aussie mate and her hit it off and got close and everything, and even after that she still kept saying I liked her.

It was pretty annoying.

Um five things? I can write five pages. Overal the end message is they some lyin beezys!

hate.......... fuckin hate........ i love em......... but wtf, tonite was so fuckin bogus