I bet my dick is bigger thread!
 

because it is.............. :thumbup:

WRONG

My "dick" is bigger.

no Thats^ a foot print.........lol

but mine really is bigger.....chea!

DUH...you've never heard of a Private DIck?





lol

lmao.........................

LOL...I still don't think you get it.



lol

actually........come to think about it.......ummmmmmmmmmmmmm




na i dont........... :help:

^^LOL...A Private Investigator is also called a "Dick"...hence, Private Dick

I tried to find the biggest picture I could.


lol

oh..............lmao


but my shits still bigger.......werd!

Aiyo...do me a favor...

Take your middle finger, and bend it into your palm so that it's trying to touch a point in your palm close to your wrist. Then, take your pointer finger from the other hand and mark that spot. Measure from that spot to the tip of your middle finger and tell me how long that is in inches.








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no thats not true......because most guys that have small dicks.....avoid the whole coversation?

why talk about your dick size in front of guys :huh:

thats not right, lol... all that is is pure finger length, which does not correlate directly to penis size

9 and a quarter inch

ok...cuz...they say that's about the approximate size of ur penis.

^ yeah, i got 8 1/2 inches and i know thats not my dick size

small hands heh?









lol



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my fuckin calculus teacher told us you extend all your fingers with your thumb spread as wide as you can forming an L, and its the distance from the tip of your thumb to the tip of your middle finger... which is much more accurate for my personal size...

lol, nah... i actually have big hands

i already said my hands measured 8 1/2 your way and admitted that my junk isnt that size lol...

so ur admitting ur "junk" is miniscule?





lol

WHAT DA HELL is your teacher doin tellin yall about that?

LOL...see, this is how we get those "sex with student" stories.





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miniscule?

lol, i said 8 1/2 inches fool, the average is like 5 1/2 if that, most cats cant even measure shit right...

lol try it, i betcha it'll be more accurate for you

u said urs wasn't 8 and 1/2...


man...average is like 6 inches for white guys

7 inches for black guys

and 3 inches for asians

i know i said it wasnt 8 1/2... but what im sayin is, saying that doesnt make it "miniscule" because thats way above average, but anyways lol, i dont need to be having this conversation with some grown men like we're in middle school

I know...Cuz, when u get to school, ur teacher tells u all abou tit.



LOL

That's where the pee pee comes out of on a boy, right?

lol, that was my calculus teacher last year in high school... dude was the fuckin man, he would philophisize (sp?) during math class all year... one time he told this story about how they used to make suspenders with rulers on them so you could measure "things" easy... then he was like "the problem is, once you took the suspenders off to measure something, your pants fall down and there you are with no pants on and a ruler in your hand........ now that could mean a few things"


LOL

but anyways, yeah if you really want to know, i dont care enough to play middle school games about who's dick is the biggest, i'm average, maybe a little above, and it works fine for me...

no


I didn't want to know.






lol

shit u guys are weak my dick is the biggest............

na my dicks still the biggest!......woot woot!

ok so i jsu read this whole thread and didnt see sizes or a picture [fuckingwasteoftime]

did you know 4 in is average i hope ur nto average lol

lmao 4 inches r u serious, thats not average, thats like when i was 9