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Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:28 PM

Hey Kool Colby...since ur the funniest cat on the site
 
can u lighten to mood in the mofo

u got any funny ass jokes


wait

I got one


"What do you call a black man who is flying a plane"?

KOOL COL-B 04-05-06 11:29 PM

lmao, a pilot? :cool: werd

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:30 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by KOOL COL-B
lmao, a pilot? :cool: werd



u suck


lol

U were supposed to say "I dunno, wut"

Then, I'd say, "A pilot u racist"


^^...got that joke from T.W.


boooo

~Babylon~ 04-05-06 11:30 PM

a dead pilot.......lmao......we dont fly.....shit

dazy 04-05-06 11:31 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Babylon~
a dead pilot.......lmao......we dont fly.....shit

hahaha lmfao..........

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ~Babylon~
a dead pilot.......lmao......we dont fly.....shit


who is we? black people?


eehhh


I'd jump out of a plane like JTR!

~Babylon~ 04-05-06 11:35 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tha Q.
who is we? black people?


eehhh


I'd jump out of a plane like JTR!




i wont go 10 feet off the ground....lol

-Substance- 04-05-06 11:38 PM

hey i got a yo momma joke..............


Yo momma so ugly they filmed 'gorillas in the mist' by filming your her in the shower

Yo momma so ugly you dad kicks her out when he wants to have sex in the car!

~Babylon~ 04-05-06 11:40 PM

no heres one........yo momma's so fat.....she poped a pimple.....and sunk florida

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:41 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by -T. Skillz-
hey i got a yo momma joke..............


Yo momma so ugly they filmed 'gorillas in the mist' by filming your her in the shower

Yo momma so ugly you dad kicks her out when he wants to have sex in the car!




LOL @ dat first one...gorillas in the midst was a good movie tho




aiyo...Yo momma so dumb, she got lost so she went and bougt a Nissan Pathfinder.


lol

-Substance- 04-05-06 11:42 PM

lmao......yo yo, yo momma is like condom, one bust and i throw her away!

Tempa 04-05-06 11:42 PM

Yo mommas so ugly your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:43 PM

lol...

Yo momma so tall, she did a backflip and kicked Jesus in the mouth.











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-Substance- 04-05-06 11:45 PM

lol, i've heard that one............


*the crowd goes wild* *tech, tech, tech is yelled by the crowd*

yo yo! that ain't a toy, it's just yo momma so fat she can roll back to me like one!

Tempa 04-05-06 11:45 PM

You momma is so fat, after sex, she smokes a ham.

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:46 PM

LOL

nah

Yo momma' house so small, she gotta go out back to eat a large pizza.

Tempa 04-05-06 11:47 PM

Yo momma so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.

-Substance- 04-05-06 11:47 PM

lol, you saw that on the yo momma show.



Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Tempa 04-05-06 11:48 PM

Yo mamma so fat, she went on a seafood diet, whenever she saw food she ate it.

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:48 PM

Yo momma so bug eyed, someone tried to push them in during a game of TROUBLE.



lol


^^JUST MADE THAT ONE UP

~Babylon~ 04-05-06 11:48 PM

your momma's so dumb she put u on speed dial....and couldn't understand why her finger wouldnt move faster

KOOL COL-B 04-05-06 11:49 PM

yo momma so fat, it lowers her self esteme :cool: werd

Tempa 04-05-06 11:49 PM

Yo momma so fat, tha only thing attracted to her is gravity.

-Substance- 04-05-06 11:50 PM

nice one babylon......


Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:51 PM

Yo momma so fat, that when she was going around the corner, she saw a preacher. Then, the preacher was like, "yea yea" and she was like "woo woo". Then, yo momma took a book and sat on it. After that, she ate a bowl of corn flakes and went back outside. Finally, she said, "WHOA".


LMAO!

phew...so funny

Tempa 04-05-06 11:51 PM

Yo mammas so fat when she open up tha fridge it says "i give up"
*laughing so hard i can't breathe*

~Babylon~ 04-05-06 11:52 PM

your momma so fat........she sat down and broke the earth

-Substance- 04-05-06 11:52 PM

yo hit up the master yo momma joke thread, now you can read it when you depressed to laugh a lil

KOOL COL-B 04-05-06 11:54 PM

yo momma so fat, she jumped in tha air n got stuck, werd

Tha Q. 04-05-06 11:56 PM

^^^Word man...this got me rollin

that and my convo with Colby about JC's audios


lol


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