Your Momma!!!
 

Diss the person above you wit a moma joke..lol i was inspired by that 80's kid..who got a show on MTV

Yo momma so poor, she goes to KFC to lick other people's fingers.












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^ Your moms like a doorknob everyone gets a turn.

^Your momma so small..she hang glides on doritos.

This thread was already made, it's called "Master Yo Mamma List" it's like a page or two back.

^Your momma so dumb..she actually gave birth to you.

^^Yo momma so white, she went out during a snow storm and got shoveled.

^^ ur momma is so hairy looks like she got afro man in a head lock

your mommas like a shotgun.... 2 cocks and she blows.

*switches it up just for good ol r-rated*

ur dick is so croocked,u have to stand sideways when urinating

*skips kitten*

disses next person below me*

ur moms like a hardware store 2 cents a screw

^^^ yo dat shit is lamer than knock knock jokes... while on the subject my NUTS was KNOCK KNOCKIN on ya mammas chin the other day..

Yo momma so short, she got trapped under a tonka truck.

Yo momma so ugly, Tha Q would date her

YO momma so ugly, she could double as your twin.

lmfao

Ur momma is still wonderin if she can have an abortion after 23 years

lol

after I fucked ur mom I rolled over and I was still on the bitch.

and ur moms got more rolls then a bakery

heres a good one:


yo momma crib so dirty, the roach's gotta wear slippers

your mommas so dumb i said its chilli outside and ur mom ran outside with a bowl and a spoon

ur mom is so fat that u got stuck while having birth^^^

your momma smells of fish dat when she arround i can tell what she all about

your mommas so saggy...she wears a push up bra on her arse!

your mama's ass so fat that she needs a bulldozer ta get her ass in her granniepanties

*skips myself*
your mama's ass so fat that she uses telephone wire for a thong

YO momma so dumb, she thought "happy hour" was a featured comedian.







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Yo momma is so fat, the book Around the World in 80 Days was written about her.

^^YO momma so fragile, when someone gave her a pat on the back, the bitch fell apart.

Yo jokes are so played, yo momma heard them back in 1st grade.

Yo momma so dumb, she had to have a tutor in kindergarden.

Yo momma so dumb, she failed kindergarten.

Yo momma so poor, she cooked last night's dinner in last YEAR'S bacon grease.

ayoooooooooooooo


sup wit your siggy nigga?????


you gotta get one of them shits pimping


OYD nuk nuk




-Don Tito Bronsky

Yo momma so dirty, they use her at army bases to simulate desert combat.

Ahahaha, that was good props for that one.

Yo momma so weak and fat, she can't get up to piss so she just goes in her bed, now known as the Nile.

^^YO momma so dirt cheap, she brings coupons to the dollar store.

^^Yo momma is so ugly, she put her picture in her car to chase criminals from stealin it

Lmao..lol i started an epedimic

^^Yo momma so black, Dupont named a new color after her, "Midnight Fright"

^^your mama so fat that she scared away godzilla

^^your mama