Oh...HELL NAW
 

umm...1st of all, let me just say that online dating is becoming increasingly popular. And, being gay, that makes the prospect of meeting someone all the simpler, especially if you don't want to do the gay clubs/bars/etc.

Neway...to make a long story short...This guy named Derrick send me a message on Blackplanet sayin he wanted to holla at me or w/e. So, I checked his page out and dude had a picture on there looking like Michael Jai White, all buff n shit. Naturally, I was interested and after a few days of talking back and forth, we agreed to meet at the bowling alley not far from where we both live.

Well, when I saw dude up close and personal, I felt like I was in a BAD, BAAAAAAAAAAD episode of Seinfeld. Dude not only looked NOTHING, NOTHING like his picture, but he looked like a completely different person altogether. He was far from buff. And, he looked like he was 15 years older.

I was like, "Yo, I need to run to the bathroom real quick."


*Wonders if he's still looking for me*

FUCK DAT man...I don't even feel bad cuz he should have been honest about his age/appearance.

I shaved and got on the fresh gear...Nikes all white and clean...Lacoste shirt...fresh jeans

FUCK



P.S. For the immature, limited minded, uneducated, closeted, dumb founded, assholes who plan to come in here and show how STUPID you are by saying dumb shit:
SUCK MY DICK
KISS MY ASS
and lick the shit out my rectum.



Have a nice day.


:gfy:

i hope Kyle doesnt take this news too hard :alien:

LOL, thats what you get for messin wit Blackplanet. I dont even go on it no more because i've heard too many horror stories.

o shit


u live u learn...and, this was the first time I've ever met someone off Blackplanet.


COSH DARN IT

Hey...thursday night...not too early to hit the WET...= strip bar


fucker

I talkd to kanye on the phone cause of blackplanet. I called him and he was like he knew talib kweli. And I'm like damn that's my favorite cd that I play in my crib, and I called him a liar. But then kweli picked up the phone like "yo" and spit a verse and everything. Shit got me high freal.

...but it wasnt the first time u met someone off the net lol :nono:

I don't really approve of homosexuality but im cool with them as long as the don't hit on me. But on the real I know what you talking about. Online dating is scary. I told this one girl to meet me at a Mcdonalds right since it was the first date and all. She was beautiful and all but it was just her attitude and personality. She acted completely different than she did online. But it could have been that I took her to Mcdonalds.....either way Online dating is a scary thing and you never know what you'll actualy get. Its like a Mcdonalds burger. It looks all glorious and beautiful on the picture but once you get it. Its horrible

...had a couple stalkers from yahoo .....serious shit..........

lmfao....damn, i guess thats y evry1 warns the youth never to meet anyone online

you sure have came far in being a christian

man the end times are comin on what the bible predicted be ready

Ain't you meet that chicken that got friends with your mom?

...true that,whats a dedicated christian doing hookin up with e-gay dudes over blackplanet...........

^^LOL...sorry bro...hey man...look at it this way...ur not alone!






lol

are u sure theyt were stalking you, they may have just been telling you to stop having sex with their dogs because they keep coming home with a weird walk

good call..............

awwwww maaaaaaaaaaaaan...I thought clownin LatinKitten was last week's news


I guess ugly carries over


lol

BRING DA PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^rofl .

dude,u by far are the lamest member of this board...u laugh at any n everything anyone says about me,no matter how lame or weak......(the above bein a perfect example).....yes i know u got a hard on cuz young law's african aids bitten ass with his shirt off in the shower n u got all hornified,much like when u saw jtr's pic with his shirt off........THAT AINT SAYIN MUCH...seein that u meet faggots off BLACKPLANET...n u've tried to step to every straight dude on THIS board rofl....underage or not....u are not only a faggot,but a pervert,and a pedo....i wont even mention desperate and obsessed rofl

lastly...u think OPRAH N ELLEN are good lookin.....so ur taste=laughable

goodday lol

Thats gay as fuck.

I would never meet anybody from on online dating unless i see proof they really real..

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rofl@ur dumb african ass not bein able to figure out that that post was for the Q

im gonna guess that was aimed at tha Q to huh bitch?

.... if the shoe fits....

hooty hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo












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wtf r u idiots babbeling about !!!

over how ugly LK is I think.









YO MOMMA SO stinky, her maxi pads come with a glade plug in!

im sorry but that was funny ROFL

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO @ tony...

but yea..it WOULDA ben funny if this kid and his e/irl G/F havent ben brainstorming how to e-diss me for like a week now and thats ona the funnier things they came up with....

lolo naw im sayin tho just kinda like a quik burn

HOOTY

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo


Aiyo...why yo momma got a diamond ring but no fingers?

true....was good timing...gota give dude that...but the endless hours he musta scoured the board looking for a opening like that musta ben a bitch LOLOL

I know right.




lol

Nibiru, anyone?

lmao Q got owned..... better luck next time dude..... i would just be concerned the man would somehow run into u again or find out where u stay at....... get a stalker and shit

I hate gay people.

online dating is retarded ............................................

^^^for real

thas some shit for people with no game IMO

well in all reality internet dating is dumb. But internet dating consists of people that do nothing but stay online all day saying they wish they could hold eachother...and talk on the phone and stay up late on the computer to talk.instead of actually being face to face they are insecure and not confident enough to meet this person. But..Meeting someone OFF the net..is not too much stupid if u know the person your meeting well enough to trust that they are telling the truth. and that youv'e seen more than one picture ...or make them take pix for you to make sure its that person. gotta be careful tho. people die from meetin people off the net..

rofl@u talkin like u know from experience

Lol@you meeting your baby's daddy off the net.



nuff said ;)