How would you handle the following situations? Honestly...
 

Be real with this, no fuckin around or pretending.


1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
5) You had a night on the town with me. :o



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1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
God man, I don't know. Cuz you can't really ruin her rep, cuz you kill yourself. Probably go fuckin crazy and beat the ish outta my dad.

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Not take up another religion, though this is impossible to prove.

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
I'm not gay.

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
Learn from the mistakes I made and not make them in real life.

5) You had a night on the town with me.
Oh boy, I don't have enough room in these posts. Let's just say it involves a knife and cental park.

1. Walk out and put her on blast to so many people it would be ridiculous.
2. Cry. Then I'd commit every sin I would have before finding out.
3. I'd completely deny it but if we HAVE to assume that we are gay for the purpose of the question, I'd call it bi. Girls are sexy.
4. Thank God that I learned from all my mistakes without ever "really" making them.
5. We'd go eat at some fast food place then cruise around my city (I'm not going to Chicago) and I'd pick up a bunch of fine ass Cali girls to make you jealous and feel bad that you have a girl. Then we'd go to your girl's house to kick it.

Somethin like that. =/

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shut the fuck up, dislo

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
Throw fist's at both.
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Tell god " I told you so"
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
only indeph would ask this question/
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
be happy, cause Ill know what choices I made were wrong.
5) You had a night on the town with me
Take my godzilla suit off and get off the town :whacky:

This is stupid.... But...


Badabing.....

Rofl @ how you answered the sleep question. My brain just exploded. Seriously.

Did it even explode? Fuck... whats that hairy smiley thing.. :hairy:?

yeah exactly what fuckin nos said...........exactly...kids a genius.. i was gonna type it in but he already said it.. word *high five dad*

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
id b so fucking pissed. sumbody would spend tha rest of theyre lives in a wheelchair :love:

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
i would do even mo sins then i do now

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
id fuck Indeph in tha ass

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
id think its kool 2 find out that im actually asian

5) You had a night on the town with me. :o
same as question 3

:cool: werd

lol @ u not answerin tha 1st question. u already know i wouldnt do u like that :) werd

1. i would be SOOOO fuckin pissed at both of them i serously cant say what i would do at that moment cuz i wont be that rational i really wouldnt have a rational train of thought at that moment my emotions would take over so much..i guess that the only thing i dont actually know what i'll do i just know it wont be good

2. i wouldnt be shocked cuz i aint religous technically im christian haha...but naww i aint religious last time i even thought bout goin ta church was years ago (besides last christmas only cuz my ma wanted me ta go) so naww nuthin big there

3. i would NEVER be able ta accept the fact that im gay i'd probaby be in a really big state of denial if i "found out" i was gay but seriously i dont think anybody just "finds out" if they're gay u either are and u know it or u aint and u dont know it


4. haha shit i be happy..it be a long ass boring nightmare..if i wake up from this "dream" into "reality" i hope ta god i live happier and i HOPE at the best i can wake up wit a girl in my bed and with a bunch of friends and homies ta call..shit that what i need the most

5. lmao shit i dunno ask for lady fiy'a phone number so u can hook me up haha

but yo get online man it been 2 weeks since we last chatted man..lots went on since then..holla if u still on the puter and shit

oh the alternative for #1 is have a baby sister :)

HONESTLY? Ok, simple answers, without trying to give my own explanation to sort of get by the question.

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
I'm still preparing for this to happen. Anyways, i'd ask if this was the first time she's fucked him, or if she's fucked him and then fucked me. If it happens to be the second one, well, she would die. My dad would get a high five either way.

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
aint got religion, but i'll pretend I did. Ok, iunno, i'd just be like "*#(%(*%(*#^%(*#@(*^%(*@#^%( @ All the time I wasted in church for a complete lie when I coulda been doing something better"

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
If I was gay, i'd go fuck a man

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
WHAT A GREAT DREAM :cool: Then i'd just go about my regular new life

5) You had a night on the town with me. :o
The next day you'd say something like "i'm never drinking again"

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
Id spazz the hell out. Then id do some grimy shit and go sleep with her mom.SCORE!!!

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
Then id really feel stupid. Because now i worry about sinning just to find out that its ok. Id party my ass off and fuck all the bitches in the world. Heres the fun part id get em pregnant, and they wont see me ever again because ill be at a bar in mexico havin a tequilla with a taco in my other hand.

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
Although i like pussy to much to be gay, if this happened i would keep walkin and keep shit movin.

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
O shoot i like this one. Well usually my dreams predict the future, so maybe id be dreamin my life, then when i woke up i actually lived it. Werd!

5) You had a night on the town with me.
WTF??? :huh: Why Indepth??Why

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)

^^^if that were the case, then its an eye for an eye. word. i'd be forced to bang my mother to get even.


2) You found out your religion was a complete lie.

^^^wait??? so you saying my religion IS real???


3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.

^^^i'd wake up from the nightmare. i'd slap myself violently until my teeth cracked to bone-dust. then i'd never speak of my brush with hell again.

...i mean, i dont know what your talking about sicko.


4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream.

^^^whew. im glad thats over.......IM RICH BITCH!!!


5) You had a night on the town with me. :o

^^^please read the answer to question 3......then slap yourself violently until your teeth crack to bone-dust.



^^^as real as it gets in a totally fake way altogether....lol.



...the super...

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
prolly kick my dad's ass

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
N/A

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
i don't know? have sex with men prolly

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
id prolly just be confused and say 'that dream was fucked'

5) You had a night on the town with me.
refer to #3 ;)

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
kill him

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
really dont give a fuck

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
kill myself

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
wright a book about it and get rich

5) You had a night on the town with me.
have super man sex with you

1. That's so beyond the realm of possibility that I won't even theorize.


2. It's impossible for you to "find out" your religion is a "lie" because you choose to accept the principles by faith. If your religion is a "lie", then you're basically admitting that you've lied to yourself, in which case, you can't blame anyone but yourself.




3. Most of the guys who are homophobic on this site are probably gay. It's basic psychology. Guys that are EXTREME heterosexuals seem like they're trying to prove something. That, coupled to the fact that they bash gay people, suggest they themselves are struggling with homosexual feelings. And, trust me, you knew BEFORE you bumped into anyone that you were gay.



4. This would make a good movie.







5. I'm a homebody. I don't "hang out on the town". I'll see you on the golf course though.








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1. id shoot them both
2. smoke more weed
3. dont ask dont tell right?
4. id smoke even more weed
5. you would suffocate from weed smoke

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)...
smash his car windows and blow up his car...and backslap the bitch hard

2) You found out your religion was a complete lie...
wouldn't be surprised in this fucked up world we're livin in

3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay...
Cut myself with a piece of broken glass repeatedly

4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream...
Give props to the dude i bought the weed from

5) You had a night on the town with me. :o...
tell you to hurry up and show me the track i made a beat for :shoot: :)

pretty much

:laugh: ....Classic

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
I'd go fuck my g/f's mom then shoot my dad
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
I would go to my church and start fucking people up
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay.
I deny having male friends
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
Say "Thank God, i thought i was going to die when the big bitch was riding me"
5) You had a night on the town with me.
I would bring my girl and you bring yours and we would go to change of heart lmao

1 - my first reaction would be the same as if it was a complete stranger..i've never met my dad
2 - i would probably either start doing all the evil things i've always wanted to do...or live as safely as possible, to prolong my life knowing theres nothing after
3- i would probably try to rationalize with myself and try to convince myself i'm not gay
4 - i would feel lost, confused, and probably go crazy trying to find a real identity for myself..theres so many extreme emotions that go into everything we've been through as individuals..for them to strike all at once would be nervous breakdown to the max
5 - you mean like...kickin it? i dunno....we'd be with some ladies..or look for some ladies..so we'd take the ladies..get em drunk..and not take advantage of them so they think we're good guys...and than sleep with us a week later

1) Caught your girl in bed with your father (owned)
CHARGE HIM A FINDERS FEE
2) You found out your religion was a complete lie
TOO LATE
3) You bumped into a friend of yours and got an erection, hense figuring out you're gay. NEGATIVE
4) You woke up and found out everything you've ever "lived" was a dream
CHEER AND START MY "REAL" LIFE
5) You had a night on the town with me
IM GETTING SMOKED OUT, DONT KNOW WHAT U DOING............

1- 4 = id kill myself
and
5 = hit strip club ;)