Tony Hawk Is Here...and Ready!
 

i skated through competitions and won them all! i was the man who performed the first 900! but skating has lost my interest, i need to win other things. i need to win the rising stars tourney! i am not a rising star, i am a well known person, you've played my game, you've watched my videos, you've worn my clothes! now you will vote on my battles and show love for my lines! or else i'll get bam margera on your ass!

MARK MY WORDS, THE BIRDMAN WILL FLYYYYYYYYYYYYY THROUGH THIS COMPETITION!!!

No .

i'd punk out your 8 mile loving white boy ass!

I don't love white boy ass. I do like 8mile though.

haha mayne another alias i swear i saw "mariah carey" up on here dope shit haa

it's all for the rising stars tourney baby! and me, tony hawk (no need for introductions u already know my name and have played my game) is gonna win it!

TONY HAWK AMERICAN WASTELAND 2, OUT SOON ON ALL GOOD CONSOLES!

^ Thats because of the Rising Stars Tournament. It is an alias tournament.

Everyone who has signed up has been PM'ed by the dude who is running the tournament with the celebrity alias that they will be in the tournament. Then they have to create that alias.


I only signed up because I thought it would be made for me, lol. :)

dont laugh, that ain't even funny! if u were around me i'd smack u with my deck u corny faggot!

TONY HAWK NEW CLOTHING LINE, COMING SOON!

and you also know that i'd slam the ball right in your face and leave you crying.

oh we have a little bitch ass in the place!

I'D PUNK OUT YOUR ASS WORSE THAN THE BITCH IN THIS PICTURE, FAGGOT!



thats it, u turn ur head cos she just punked u out!!

Wow, you two aren't even remotely funny.

I'm just going to fucking make that alias now so I can fucking whore you both.

ill slam the ball right in your moms grill. take a good look at my sig. thats all youll be seeing if we battle. ill dunk right over your peasy ass.

FUCK U. U COME IN HERE BITCH.

AND KOBE, HERE'S YOU WITH YOUR FUCKIN HUSBAND AND YOUR NEWLY ADOPTED SON:



FUCKIN FAG!

ill dunk your skateboard right in your face. you got nothing on me.

cept your mugshot!



stupid bitch!

you ride wood for a living. nuff said.

Fuck you both.

I'll fucking kill the both of you, just like I killed 2Pac. :shoot:

you already got beat in a text battle. ill dunk all over you in this tournament.

^ That was a no-show dumb fuck.

I figured, why bother registering a new account when I had some other fools from RV that I stole from him who was already a registered user and I could just edit the username.

yeah you better do that or else youll look like a girl with a loss on your record when you only have 4 posts. ill dunk all over you and tupacs dead body.

yeah...what the fuck?

Fuck that off. I ain't registering a new account. That means I would have to waste my fucking time creating a new email account and shit. Why bother.

I had another account that I got from a dude who had been on here over a year and had like 2,000+ posts. I just reset the post count, I could do nothing about the record because strobe said to have a record reset now it must have had a minimum of "5 BATTLES" and as you can plainly see, that one only has ONE.

And if some idiot wants to try a punch using that 0-1 record then they are fucking pathetic and still living in '04 because that concept was wack back then and its even fucking worse now.

tony, get back on some wood and get out of here. this aint a boys game.

how am i gonna use that as a concept. ill be too busy dunking the ball right in your face.

Kid, the only thing you dunk is cookies in your drink you stupid motherfucker.

ima deck ya nick and kobe is gonna dunk ya! KILLER COMBO! I CALL IT D&D, AND NOT THAT SHITTY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME THAT YOUR GEEKY ASS PLAYS EITHER NICK!!

watch me tonight on national tv. look at my sig. im a dunking pro. ill slam the ball right in your face if we get matched up.

props nig. you can kneel down and hold your skateboard up then i can run down with the basketball jump on the skateboard and then dunk right in nicks face. it wont even be close. it will be craaaazzzzyyyyy.

so why the fuck do u get to do the battering him part? I JUST GET TO HOLD THE SKATEBOARD!? WTF I PULLED OFF THE FIRST 900, I SHOULD GET TO DO MORE THAN THAT!

do you know how to dunk? yea shut up. you can hit him in the face with your skateboard after i dunk right in his face.

^^the exact types of aliases I was talking about.

corny as hell.

I'm a gangsta alias

i speak broken english

man kobe, lets turn our attentions to apexx. HE'S OBVIOUSLY A OLD ASS FAGGOT WHO'S IN NEED OF A RAPING...I'LL LET U DO THAT PART

*yawn*.
yeah. a bunch of fags hiding their identity from people they'll never meet.


you guys are cool :rolleyes:

yeaaaa, apexx says we're cool, that's the pinnacle of life! well cept being THE ONLY MAN ALIVE TO PULL OFF A 900! U CAN'T SAY U DID THAT FAGGOT ASS KOBE!

i was the 900th guy to fuck your mom

thats the pinnacle of life

oh hot damn u didnt just say that about my mumma!?

mumma hawk made me!

KOBE...RAPE HIM!!!

I raped Kobe.

Now what.

VITO SHALL RAPE YOU!!!