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Johnston vs. Kool Col B vs. TeamOne
This is a freestyle battle. You can post as many times as you want, in no order to attack each other. They can be personal jokes or yo momma jokes. Top 2 will move on. Battle is done on Tuesday. |
Kool, yo momma is so ugly, lookin at her is the reason ur blind
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we're bruthas? werd
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fuck yo momma......... yo daddy is so gay that he died of Aids
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yo momma so flat, she tried 2 smoke crack n fell thru it, werd
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Kool Col B, your momma is just like a bowling pin. A white redneck who loves to get hit with black balls.
And Fux, your momma is just like a door knob dude, everybody gets a turn.. |
And I mean Kool Col B, you front hard, but your mama is so poor, she has to do drive-bys on the bus.
Not to mention how Fux's momma is so fat that when she showers she uses diet soap. |
Like, Kool Col B only loves his momma because "Eazy" E named himself after her.
And Fux only loves his momma because she tells him that incest is just a word. |
Johnson's momma swallows mo seamen then ship wrecks in tha atlantic.
ur like erectile difficulties, Johnson iz soft. Fux's momma iz a man. werd |
Johnsons momma so fat, that she went mountain climbin. it wuz tha real life broke back mountain, werd
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Johnsons momma so hairy she wuz chewbacca's stunt double, werd
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silly rabbit, tricks r fo Johnson's momma, werd
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Why isn't this closed yet? Cause Kool Col B's fat momma is in the way.
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The only reason ur mom is a baller, is cuz she's nuts
And Johnston's momma is about as old as his jokes are So u can talk about turnin knobs, but ur mom still slobs on mine |
i had a 3 way wif both yo mommas!... wuzznt really feelin tha whole 3 cock thang, but i just did it out of spite! werd
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i hope u werent feelin 3 cocks....... :rollseyes:
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^i fucked yo momma (no homo) werd
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Johnston and Col-B move on.
Teamone is eliminated. |
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