So there's this like fine ass fucking girl at my school right...
I mean she so fine, people thought she was a string. She's so hot, Satan had to use a fan in church when she was preaching. She is sooooooo sexy, that I wanna fuck her really really bad.
How should I approach her? :) |
from behind
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umm, well you being ugly id say from the left. Girls struggle to see out there left peripherals. So you will have more of a chance getting your hand over her mouth and dragging her somewere private.
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lmfao @ this . |
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Never thought of that. Good, but could be better. Next. |
well for starters.....does she know you existeence....i know it sounds corny...but does she know who you are..if not...then find a gateway to get her to know who you are..
for some peope its the straight forward method...ya know the walking up to her and just laying it straight...but thats usualy for hte guys that have high confidence levels and been swinging their tool for a mighty long time and theres where a lot of us (including me) fall into..the category where we try to find a medium for us to meet...like getting ina study group she is in....or the accidental bump in the hallway.....the asking if she can proofread a paper...and then slide into a convo about something...if played out smoothly you can get some nice results.....its worked for me and yes anybody can get with anyone.....you ever seen teh movie Hitch...that movie is fuckin educational when it comes to this shit....i was taking notes in the theatre like a mothafucka.........if what i said dont' please ya...then rent the movie |
walk up and say hi im (insert your name here) I sen you around and thought I may aswell speak to you, so you got time to go get somthing to eat.
Wow. see how simply it is. |
Its Not That Simple!!!!! Most Girls Can See Right Through That!!!!!
Use The Medium Method......the Medium Method |
best way? you don't.
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She's not in any of my classes but I see her a lot in the halls and I'm serious, shes fine as hell. Hence, the dwindling of my confidence level. So i'll prolly just find a friend of hers I know and let it slip I wanna hit it. How romantic. Quote:
I might try that if the above strtegy doesn't work. Whatever. :( |
rofl.
i just relised your tryna get advice from RV on how to get a girl. sad bro. |
I was obviously kidding but people thought I was serious so I played along. *shrugs*
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i still think u needa approach it from behind.......... fuck periphs.... she wont see u at all
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wtf are you asking people on RV?
fag, this is a hiphop fourm, so if you aren't battling this hot bitch get the fuck outta here. |
..........Who the fuck are you?
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You shouldn't. She's got a deseise.
Trust me... she used to fuck around with Tizz. |
shit.....somebody might be able to benefit form my advice
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Man...
If you have to ask on an internet forum how to innitiate convo with a chick.. Then your probably best to just not approach her at all.... |
People should like, read the whole thread before responding from now on.
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lmao i did that yesterday. |
what i do is walk up to them .. and just
Hey , whats your name? im Jay and ive seen you from a far and i just had to come talk to you .. your beutiful mami...and i wanna get to know you alittle better. and woala .. your in. |
u know where the clitorous is right?
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lmao @ peoples game on here, none of this shit would work on a black female
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it only depends..........personally me...i find it a bit corny to just walk up to a female and be like."whats your name, well i saw you and thought you was fine".......it just seems awkard to me...because most girls will be thinking.."just another guy trying to get with me cause of my looks"...thats how girls think.....
its okay to go up to a girl....but like i said.."use the medium method"...don't go up to her becuase of that..but for another reason......and then eventually slide into it by somehting like "you have a prety smille".....and "yor eyes are so pretty"........your still getting your message across..but not being so blunt and straight forward with your first impression..... that going up to her and being like.."you fine"....that only works in teh movies |
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tried that but the girl thought i was weird...she seemed to be interested until i said hi i'm insert your name here... wtf there's open and close BRACKETS??? oh shit i gotta put my REAL NAME THERE omg god damn not reading properly |
One of my best female friends knows her, word for me. :)
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buy a rose and give it to her say something hallmarky and the u will soon get the pussy u desire
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let the hoe come to you.. if she aint... she aint interested...
works for me... and its easier thannn both methods... its more of a low to none method. |
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Weak setup.... kinda played 2/10 Horrible closer... like fucking trash 1/10 Total: 3/20 Overall I think that rolleyes is a herbizzle and needs to step his game up n shit... the other guy was clearly better.... i dont even know his name or know what he said, but he's better soooo I'm voting against rolleyes. Elevate yo word... :-) |
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Maybe if the chick was drunk.... or just pussy with no brain..... |
You desperate cunt.
Le me see how she looks posta pic of her. |
not so fast...
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it'd look that waym but read my first post. you approach her you're #714 that day. you fade right into the crowd. so you gotta do something to stand out where she can't help but look, and just don't kick it to her, or even acknowkedge her. she'll be more curious about you than you are about her. be unpredictable, grasshoppa |
I dunno when exactly imma talk to her, but it should be soon. I aint even see her today though. =/
Stop upping this thread. :o |
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up... i'm upping this for your own good....we are going to get you with that girl.. |
Fucker, here's me talking to a mutual friend...start at the bottom
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And here's what happened... Quote:
*shrugs* It's still open for play in my book. |
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Yeah man.. Thats real desperate of him to go for the supposid hottest chick in his school... |
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man fuck all that, just sum of the convo in one sentence :cussing: |
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^^ totally agreed! |
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lmfao if only more people voted on this site...W.P for admin :thumbup: |
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