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Tha Q. 05-22-06 07:53 AM

My Gay-dar is NEVER wrong...peep...DROP YA NAME IF YOU DARE
 
There is this misperception that gay guys think ALL GUYS are gay. Nah...that isn't true. Well, it is true that some people believe that everyone is bisexual. I don't subscribe to that philosophy either. However, one thing seems to be universally agreed upon regarding gay people, and that's that we have GAY DAR...Gay dar is the ability to tell who is gay/bi or likely gay/bi by simply interacting with them, even if thet don't necessarily "act" gay. Call it a 6th sense. Call it ESP. Call it keen perception. Whatever the case, I have never been wrong in my life with it.

There have been cases when I've seen someone and said to myself, "Yea, he's gay." Then, come to find out, I'd see that cat at a gay club or bar. There are other times when I'd think someone was gay, and end up going out with him like that. Even more, there are still other example where I'd perceive someone as gay, and a friend of mine would confirm this because they saw that person out at a gay event. It never fails. But, what exactly is it? I don't know. I think anyone can tell when someone is flat-out flirting with them. That's one way I can tell. Still, I mostly tell from the eyes, or even an intuition based on the way they interact/speak/behave/etc.

Example: There's this guy who works at the golf course I play at. After seeing him one time, I said to myself, "this guy is def. gay." It's not that he acts feminine. But, it's something about him that screams "I'm gay!" Well, yesterday, I was sitting in the clubhouse and overheard a conversation he was having with some dude. He was talking about how in the animal kingdom weaker males get "fucked in the ass". <---------------- THAT WAS ALL THE CONFIRMATION I NEEDED.

So, drop your name and I'll tell you just how GAY you probably are. This normally works better if I can talk withsome face to face.

But, DROP YOUR NAME IF YOU DARE.

Mad Dog 05-22-06 07:57 AM

might as well :thumbup:

Tha Q. 05-22-06 08:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by :rolleyes:
might as well :thumbup:



LOL...come come Mad Dog...I'm cool with you...

nah...j/p

You know most guys will deny whatever I say about them. If you're str8, you're str8. Nothing anyone can say or do can/will change that.

Neway...

Mad Dog...you remind me of guys who are str8 all their lives. Then, one drunken night, let their mate slob da knob...

lol...Then, when all is said and done, everyone goes back to being "str8"...

O yea...it has happened.




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Mad Dog 05-22-06 08:07 AM

LMFAO werd...lol @ slob da knob...hmm...well i AM gettin desperate lol

J. Luth 05-22-06 09:31 AM

lmao @ Gay-dar. yea, i'm coo with my sexuality so go ahead....

La Cosa Nostra 05-22-06 09:41 AM

I'm usually pretty spot on with being observant of peoples character. You can learn a lot from the way people carry themselves, their fashion sense, their facial expressions and definatly aspects of their discourse...

The reason gay dudes have a 'gay-dar' is because they recognise elements of their own character in other people. The real trick is recognising elements of character steriotypes in all sorts of people. You can tell things like what someone does for a living, their mood, where they come from and pretty much anything else their image gives away..

Nejji Bangaz 05-22-06 09:56 AM

nejji bangaz........:)

Tha Q. 05-22-06 10:05 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by SPuL™
lmao @ Gay-dar. yea, i'm coo with my sexuality so go ahead....




hmm...nah...ain't gettin nothin off you bruh...




then again, I can't see your eyes...u might have that "gay sparkle"


lol...j/k




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Tha Q. 05-22-06 10:07 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Nostradamus
I'm usually pretty spot on with being observant of peoples character. You can learn a lot from the way people carry themselves, their fashion sense, their facial expressions and definatly aspects of their discourse...

The reason gay dudes have a 'gay-dar' is because they recognise elements of their own character in other people. The real trick is recognising elements of character steriotypes in all sorts of people. You can tell things like what someone does for a living, their mood, where they come from and pretty much anything else their image gives away..




^^yea...that's def. part of it...You know the nuances of what gay guys do to subtley make it known they "go that way." In other words, tricks of the trade...




And Nos...I don't think you're gay or bi. But, you wouldn't object to advances from a gay dude if you wouldn't get "caught".





Quote:
Originally Posted by Nejji Bangaz
nejji bangaz........:)




Sorry...my gay dar is calibrated for dudes




lol



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Nejji Bangaz 05-22-06 10:23 AM

so you cant tell if a girl is bi or a lesbian? try:) i wanna see how i come across

Indeph 05-22-06 10:52 AM

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High-Dro 05-22-06 11:00 AM

lol @ 'calibrated for dudes'

haha

alright...lets see how i am perceived

Mad Dog 05-22-06 11:01 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by High-Dro
lol @ 'calibrated for dudes'

haha

alright...lets see how i am perceived


how old you gonna be june 3rd? :thumbup:

Sean Gunner 05-22-06 11:05 AM

Nejji is defo lesbo.

Indeph 05-22-06 11:08 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by The Revelation
Nejji is defo lesbo.




:( .

J Summers 05-22-06 11:10 AM

hahah...this is funny have atter q................

La Cosa Nostra 05-22-06 11:15 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tha Q.
^^yea...that's def. part of it...You know the nuances of what gay guys do to subtley make it known they "go that way." In other words, tricks of the trade...




And Nos...I don't think you're gay or bi. But, you wouldn't object to advances from a gay dude if you wouldn't get "caught".

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I sure as fuck would object to advances...

I'm only into chicks mate... Straight up...

High-Dro 05-22-06 11:25 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by :rolleyes:
how old you gonna be june 3rd? :thumbup:

18, sir

Tha Q. 05-22-06 11:35 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
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^^Bro, I wouldn't be surprised if you dabbled in the cookie jar. ;)



Quote:
Originally Posted by Nejji Bangaz
so you cant tell if a girl is bi or a lesbian? try:) i wanna see how i come across



^^Actually, I can tell if some females are lesbians, and not just because they are "butch". It's easier for me to determine if a guy might be gay or not for the reasons NOS said.




Quote:
Originally Posted by High-Dro
lol @ 'calibrated for dudes'

haha

alright...lets see how i am perceived




You're not gay or str8, just desperate.


lol...j/k...nah...mostly str8. But, you're probably the type to "switch over" while in prison, but "switch back" when you get out.


Quote:
Originally Posted by The Revelation
Nejji is defo lesbo.



^^Str8.


Quote:
Originally Posted by J Summers
hahah...this is funny have atter q................



lol...same as Mad Dog...you'll get bored with the same thing eventually...And, because you like excitement, you'll "experiment" one day in your life. I don't see you continuing on that path though. But, I can def. see you tinkerin with the winker.

Indeph 05-22-06 11:38 AM

Lmao :( I wish I was gay. I could get back at nejji so good.

Enygma 05-22-06 11:53 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
Lmao :( I wish I was gay. I could get back at nejji so good.

LMAO.....that's gotta be the funniest thing I hear all day long....


Have at er Q :thumbup:™

Mad Dog 05-22-06 11:56 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by High-Dro
18, sir


word < 20 yesssir

Tha Q. 05-22-06 11:58 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Enygma
LMAO.....that's gotta be the funniest thing I hear all day long....


Have at er Q :thumbup:™




now now Woody...


I think you have fewer inhibitions than the average guy. So, I don't think playing slap stick is beyond the realm of possibility.


lol


:thumbup:

Nynth Degree 05-22-06 12:03 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Indeph
:( .

*Gay-dar needle breaks* Look what you did, Deph!

Blay'all 05-22-06 12:12 PM

lmao @ this thread...

so far like 90% of dudes you've said would do shit with another guy, which is totally inaccurate, but go ahead, i wanna see what u come up with...

High-Dro 05-22-06 12:13 PM

bwahahahha..ill

Tha Q. 05-22-06 12:19 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by B!ayboy
lmao @ this thread...

so far like 90% of dudes you've said would do shit with another guy, which is totally inaccurate, but go ahead, i wanna see what u come up with...



Why would it be inaccurate...? Read what I'm saying carefully. Most of the guys I said are str8.


Neway...As for you...read Spuls


But, you're a college boy...You never know...They have this "boys gone wild" thing now...

Just make sure you get a dope hate for slappin anotha guy on da ass :thumbup:

Blay'all 05-22-06 12:23 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tha Q.
Why would it be inaccurate...? Read what I'm saying carefully. Most of the guys I said are str8.


Neway...As for you...read Spuls


But, you're a college boy...You never know...They have this "boys gone wild" thing now...

Just make sure you get a dope hate for slappin anotha guy on da ass :thumbup:

LMAO, word up...

i wouldnt label myself anything close to the stereotypical "college boy", but word @ the "gay sparkle" (on SPuL's which = mine) :laugh:

Blay'all 05-22-06 12:24 PM

but wtf is a "dope hate"? lol :huh:

Key... 05-22-06 12:24 PM

*ahum*..........

Nynth Degree 05-22-06 12:25 PM

Blay gone wild? :huh: I'll pass.

Blay'all 05-22-06 12:28 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree
Blay gone wild? :huh: I'll pass.

^ lmao, Blay gone wild 24/7 :cool: :shoot:

but, i'm very far from doin any of THAT type 'a shit...

Tha Q. 05-22-06 12:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by B!ayboy
but wtf is a "dope hate"? lol :huh:



I meant hat. They give you a hat or t-shirt for actin a fool on camera.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Key...
*ahum*..........



LOL...come on now Key...why do this to me? lol

Can I defer? umm...u do ya thing man...I ain't mad at you

I think you live in a gay area of the country...lol..So, things are constantly being paraded in front of you. And, sometimes, it's hard to go against the grain.

LOL...j/k bro...You my man. ;)


Quote:
Originally Posted by 9th Degree
Blay gone wild? :huh: I'll pass.




^^^^^...A tad confused?...maybe...maybe not...I think you're the type of person to go with what feels right to you. So, whatever that is, you'll do that.

Mad Dog 05-22-06 12:45 PM

Key's waving a willy around a site dominated by males...i think that says it all bro ;)

B. Magik 05-22-06 12:54 PM

I might as well

JTR 05-22-06 12:55 PM

Hit me with all you got Q (no homo)

Tha Q. 05-22-06 01:00 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by PIMPIN aint easy
<<Points at name



lol...nah bro...u'd fit right in with the Mormons




Quote:
Originally Posted by B. Magik
I might as well



Str8.........but,

LOL

I could honestly see you in the same category as J Summers...like, one drunken night, too much weed...wakin up with a butt ache

LOL...j/k


Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripher
Hit me with all you got Q (no homo)



I think ur Self-sexual...cuz u love yaself so much...iono...ur str8...THANK GOD FOR THE GAY COMMUNITY!

JTR 05-22-06 01:02 PM

woooooooooooooot, lmfao, ya, I jerk off to myself in the mirror. Rofl

Mad Dog 05-22-06 01:12 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Jack The Ripher
woooooooooooooot, lmfao, ya, I jerk off to myself in the mirror. Rofl


you should make a song that goes

"i'm startin to jack, off to the mirror" with a high voice and a weird lookin nose... :thumbup: with a man in the mirror beat :thumbup:


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