My favorite type of battle
 

is the one where some dude is with his girl and is DYIN to impress her with his supposed battlin skills. he picks a battle with me since of course he heard that I rap - then steps AND GETS ROCKED!!! Over HIS beat on HIS challenge infront of HIS girl.

what makes it my favorite is that your girl's peepin me the whole time I'm RIPPIN YOU AHAHAHAAHAHAH!!!!

I walk over and say what's up to her while dudes be spittin their generic ass "yo son, I got shot guns" type GARBAGE!! syin NOTHIN about me, then get ripped from their receding hairline down to the talkin shoes bwahahahaha.


fuckin excellent lmao. last dude got served right outside a club afterhours in the parkin lot with beats pumpin out my producers system lmao. damn, why would you do that to your self lol. it's a fuckin Circus out there.


so what's your favorite type of battle? you know. if you freestyle that is.

What's the difference between Method Man and a Scottsman?

One says "Hey you, get off my cloud!" and the other says "Hey McCloud, get off my ewe!"

Lol...the time i was batteling @ st Andrews *Famous Club in Detroit*

and tha scrub i was batteling was like 6"4..so he was comin wit that
Wack CashMoney..wha i got and what u dont got type shit

I ripped only 6 barz on em and dropped the mic.,..crowd went nutz

^^ lol @ both troop and ninth haha
my favorite types of battles are the ones where you just get out of ninth period at school... and somebody prewrote a verse for you, so your crew tracks u down like "rob u gotta battle some bum ass dude..."... then your freestyle kills their writtens... makes me feel good... lol this is like almost every battle i've ever had

lol... i'm more of a fan of the battles when some guy thinks is fucking gods gift to rap and then you just clown him with a freestyle... and he is that blown away by ure skills that he starts coming at you with some wack shit, and pausing to think of what to say and stuttering like some retard with a fucking speech impediment...

.... and then everyone laughs at him, including his own friends and he just walks off looking like a dumb ass motherfucker....

i like when kids hear you rap and shit... then ask if you wanna spit a freestyle for em.. then i reply.. i dont rap for free....then he replys well i bet you fifty dollars i can beat you in a battle... then.. you spit like 10 bars and he just hands yout he money.. thats the best

...oh and... another battle i thought was fucking hilarious, one that i wasn't involved in but witnessed was this big ass muscly tall fucker dressed like he come out of the ghetto or sumthin thinkin he is dope... and he busts a freestyle rippin this little dude in a wheelchair who has a comb over and wears them big ass nerd spectacles....

... and then the little dude just comes back with a dope verse owning the fuck out of him, coming at him like... "i may be crippled, but it don't stop me fucking ya girl" and shit... big dude got OWNED!!!

lmao, man I love this thread.

I actually know this one dude who freestyles, and if you looked at him you wouldn't think he could. He dresses in clean-pressed pants with polished shoes and fucking polo shirts tucked in at the waist. One of them real preppy looking motherfuckers.

But he can fucking drop like Busta Rhymes.

My favourite battle is one set up on a forum and we both duel with our lyrics tounges on our keyboards :bored:

The ones where I diss my sister so bad for being fat that she cries. ya, those ones are always ill.

Tha ones where Yayo Is on the Line

I guess for me......since most people Know I rap in my town...and I started rapping by battling cuz some kids were like "YO START RAPPING" and i was like "sure whatever" lol but when people who heard me before and underestimate me then they go first then I go then I rip them.......that is always ill

lmfao, seems like you had a blast. I don't battle but freestylin is my fortay.

Oyeah..

Bro I dont have a fav type of battle... I think battling is mad corny.. I only do it to prove to cunts I can burn them....

In the few years I been emceeing now... I have only innitiated 2 battles.. Both of them were when the guy seriously thought he was the shit and needed some reality checkin....

I get into battles usually a few times a week aswell.. So theres ya comparison...

The one where some fuckface redneck MC and his friends come out to Lawson from their BFE small town out in some county u ain't heard of before looking for you and you grill them and remind them fuckers why everyone in their BFE small town bought my mixtape instead of theirs.

King of the NOMO (Northern MO)... fuck them other small town rappers.

Im itching to freestyle battle you man
*flys to the chi*

I battled a teenage white girl once. Nobody would leave me the fuck alone about battling her, and she didn't even rap. She thought people were kidding when they said I could spit. I don't even really battle much these days, I'd rather just rhyme with someone. But no, they wanted us to battle, those fuckers. So eventually, when nobody would shut the hell up, I went one round with her. How the hell do I rap against a teenage whitegirl without offending the shit out of her? Well, being the gentleman that I am, I went easy on her...but was still offensive as hell.

She cried. I guess I kinda felt a little bad, but then again she challenged me. If you're gonna rap battle someone, you gotta be prepared to get dissed.

^^ it's true... lmfaooooo

I seriously did make my sister cry but wtv, she was annoying, so I was just like, yo, check this out! yo yo...

then proceeded to own her with rhymes

^^I definitely hear that. hey man, if someone wants to battle you so badly and doesn't realize what's about to happen to them, I say give em the full force. why not? you'll be doing thme a favor providnig them with that learning experience.

uneducated individuals can't identify someone with skill and mastery beyond their level, or even that someone with great ability can exist beyond their perception.

they usually find that out the very very hard way.