The LBL Cypher
 

Last weeks winner will be named in the mag.

Diss the person above you, the best diss will be rewarded with a win added or a loss removed off your record.

MINIMUM 4 LINES

cheers mate

this aint you in the photo?. trying to smoke a cigar,this kids shaking
i'll put you ina coughing....like you did after this pic was taken
his verses? Start off garbage, middle section are fucking lame
....and he always ends it with BS ...becuz really its in his Name

Corny nameplay, setups are horrid, Crack this guy.
His lines are even whacker than those Shitty Papoose lines.
Morse code just won't do it, So I got a Scratch.
Glocks...Netlife...OVER! ---------- Roger That!

^^dont diss him, cuz like mutez you really cant talk dawg
fuck bein scouted, ill leave this bitch dropped strong
...and then use ya corpse as a rug when I walk-on
lmao, its funny to watch this newb try his best...
i mean who tha fuck thinks a chaffuer line is fresh?
seriously, just quit doin text, ppplleeasee
and just stop before you kick a da-feat line next week

i like your first two lines about old concepts stop that
when 2 seconds later u drop a line with roger that...
^^ now thats stupid. up your game playa before it get violent
...i'll drop a 'so'' quicker then trying to break the silence

so im done fuckin with kid on the ropes, what u bout?
ill hit him wit my signature move and just knock him out
so wat u talkin about, this loss? u cant even hand me
you about 3 times wacker, take a look at ur avvy
i cant stand u, sweet lil fruit, kid ur not hot
Known to pop cherries, so ima take one off the T.O.P.
So go, just to let u know hoe, u winnin is a no go
with that So def, so rell?? naw u just So so...
aint text much, but still throw punches thatll fuck wit ur chest
tryna escape this thread, sayin u can still run with the best
so u can come with ur best, and ill get u number, smashed
cuz I change with the weather, comin with a Summer Bash
Now im just fuxin wit u, i aint know u kid, but dont try to speak hood
but ur gonna needa put a soc in ur shit if u expect it to be good
Or should i say add some Logic, since he switchin his name
kids in big trouble, and i aint playin no games
why am i so rusty, fuck it, i aint tryna be slick mate
but right now i think im comin wacker than an rv mixtape
But kid is dude is straight dumb, just die, u aint got shit else
he saw the RV movie, only to see who was playin himself
every bar i take down another rapper, so u can say line em up
got a win without even joinin the league, fuck it, sign me up

hah lmfao....... keystyle

*was for So Rell... didnt know kids would be so thirsty for this*

Look Glocks please Stop..U dont even get Props on the Net
Ya Battle Recs 0-0..
So thats tellin me u Neva seen war like a Blind Vietnam Vet
And Bitch your Not whats Next........So dont even try 2 Lie
Shit i coulda been your Daddy..But i aint have change 4 a 5

Aimed @ Roger Glocks

I read those bars, clearly nobody was dissed. .
I guess ure aiming at Glocks was foggy, 'coz clearly ya fucking mist.

Blah Blah Blah..................I'll leave his text rattled.
You Suck Blah Blah Blah.......Got Burned in your Champ Battle.
Everyone knows Fletcher is owned...This dood is a Bitch.
I feel like Larry Brown...
I just don't know what to do with them Nicks!

for nick


^^^jesus christ homie, do you even listen son?
shit sums up your life, you cant even do tha minimum

Dood slugged cage man is corny release the Holsta..
Aim straight for the ground hit careers plus Gopha.
Blah Blah Blah<------That is what you speak.
You only went 2 lines practice what you preach.

Gopha your fucking wack, the cypher rule. . I didn't quite catch it,
But you saw it clearly, and still couldn't fucking match it
Tryin' to sum up my life... well I got ures done quite clever
Gopha x His skill = WACKNESS FOREVER!!

Damn kid, ure weak. . and ure wackness I've copped,
Blah Blah Blah - just like the best lines Rell's dropped.
Signing you up, I see the LBL made quite the shit catch
But hey, lets still grapple,
.. No Wait! I already owned you in a wrestling match!

what the fuck? nick, you suck! i'll beat this dweeb
cause i'll give NFL's like he was in the football league
bitch i'm mean! crack your neck 'n give u a break fool
'n leave enough Teche's in ur grill..
..u'll be able to open a trade school

bitchez!!!

who the fuck deleted my post, u fuckin wit a beast
fuck readin between the lines, i fux inbetween the sheets
i rape the whole thing, Nick? naw, he just a play thing
u will remain wat? naw, ill just slice ya remains, King
so just go on tattle about how u just got fuckin ripped with no saddle
talkin bout he got the will to fight, cuz hes gettin killed in this battle
wat the fuck is LBL, kid ur just average at best i can tell
so u B in the middle, and thats why ur surrounded by Ls
Nick fletcher? man u bitch betta back off this shit whether
u like it or not ima reverse ur hood wen i hit sweaters
and that was just for multies, but nick is still behind regardless
i mean, only time Nick was in Front, he was runnin the Office
and im throwin furious blows, thatll make u delirius holmes
while u couldnt hit me with a shot of jin, call me serius jones

lmfao, havin fun

now we got another who wanna beat me to a post
ahhh i aint got shit to say to u, heres some toast
thinkin u the shit, but im betta whore, u know wat i sed before
i mean chicks thinkin about u is only time they say they met-a-4

What the fuck dude, ure verses are startin' to lack...
But I ain't surprised 'coz TeamOne - is just one team that is wack.
I'll fuck you up kid, send hooks and crosses to ure dome
But I won't make you kick the bucket. . 'coz then you'd be without a home.

wow, that line was raw back in like '03, dont test my face
cuz u beatin me is like billy crystal beatin scarface

i come into ur lap, Boom POw Surprise

Wow, u were raw back in like... ah fuck it, no one cares what you did
And don't worry, I won't test your face. .
. .'coz everyone knows it looks fucking stupid!
Wack fucker. . this dude'll be gettin' booed, whilst I take applause
After I have this kid feelin' a hard knee. .
. .like he went and saw an abusive Santa Claus!

Ok Bitch..stand Still Dont Flinch..Let me get in my Hit
Dude got 90 sumtin winz
......................................And Nothin 2 show for It
you was at Veteran status..i dont think no one Knowin
lol @ Nick havein a Losein Rec in the League he Promotin

fact is homie, you aint cut out for dis rappin stuff
^lol @ him and ROFL @ you for bein wack as fuck
claims hes an audio head, pfftt you aint doin nuttin
cuz your life is just like ya '...............'
...both lead up to nothin

^^
callin people wack?

u bigheaded as fuck. so stop rappin loser, u dont wanna press ya luck.
last battle he won was when Frac & Resin decided text was borin as fuck.
that been like a year ago. noone like u kid, dont let me put u in shame.
only time im referin to u, is when im sayin the 1st 2 letters of ya name.

Damn...You Suck! lol

^Lmao!! Rell is dope yo, dropping heads when they lining up
'Coz son, that's the best bar u've dropped - since fucking signing up.
Fuck it though, step to me and I'll toss you, jack. .
But don't take it personal, when I say ure So.Relly wack!

Damn. This cypher is homo, but it'll get dope with my help
'Coz these fags are so weak with punches. .
. .I've had to start fucking throwing them at myself.
Yeah Nick you stupid bitch. I'll use partial skill on you geek
And just hit you with a third - like your win ratio last week.

You winnin's a pipe dream, and as gay as you might seem
Its only trumped... by your lazy as shit rhyme scheme
Couldnt get by me... so dont talk of what should have been
I recycled... the voters knew... and you STILL couldnt win

He can feel the loss comin, Chrit was just trimming weight
When every Single line in ya verse was too ugly for any dates

fuckin wid G? hah! im afriad this dumb dudez fucked,
yeah im outta his league... and itz not cuz i didnt join tha 1, 2 punch

its stupid for this to dude to rap at shows...its obvious
when i leave him 8 feet deep.. like counting his audience
^^thats funny, cuz nobody feels this kid and instead
he names himself GO cuz he's the opposite of Red

why u beefing for?... u havent ate nobody ( 0-0 ), yet u want war?
this is like sister sister, where tia and tamara slam the front door
an if voters was to start they bid...shit...forget a land-slid
this man dies, box'ed in a cuff'in made from hes VAN-RYDE....

^ Rofl .. Wow dog stop the hiphop shit while you ahead, you wont hit.
your lines...? fuck punchlines, id rather just burn and bury it.

Rexless sex life is a pity, fo rill dawg pay me and I'll teach
Your sex life is like Midget Virgins..
the pussy is just out of your reach.

^holy crap that was horrible! this hag is trash
SN's so hated, his own aim account blocked his ass
watch as i pass the ball to, 'n make sure u fall through..
..the cracks so bad, that only gay men'll call you

mutha fuckaz!

I'ma faggot, spreading my ass and opening my mouth as a teaser
let me suck your small dick so i can deapthoart a lil easier

if I fell off. it would be like sky diving from 500 feet above
if serbness fell off it be like falling down from doing a push up

haha lol thats funny

Me and Roger Glocks are dating, sorry bra I ain't gonna lie
his balls sinked in my mouth and my cock poked his eye

Dropping them faggot lines, a clever dude is you
Except for the fact that.. every single one of them is true
And yo, serb is a wack fuck... his so-called dopeness is fake
'Coz the only time NESS is a monster - is when he's found in a scottish lake.

^^
fuck you sayin kid?. this a battle league, so lets leave it on that note.
no1 here want to know ya strategy of how to get a guy to deepthroat.
so dont even talk shit. cuz what eva i pull out is gonna make do laps.
cuz my fuckin gun is just like your username, it's just full of caps.

lol atchya cap gun bitch id like to see ya gaurd ya shit...
when I fill ya mouf with more barrels then a fuckin cargo ship
N you can call ya chick young joc, cuz shes going down...
...on me, in the mall, club and everywhere else in town

Damn dude, you still here. . I thought you'd be on your way. .
I mean you so hated on this site. .
. .Gopha nameplays got played out in less than one day!
But yo, nice siggy son... I'm known to drop some art and shit. .
So I'll leave graffiti on the wall. .
. .after I spraypaint your fucking brains all over it!

Every kid tryna pirate me, they know they messin with the best
But no one treasures ur rhymes, u just get lead to the chest
And i was speakin bout techs, but now im speakin bout texts
but no one speaks about N........ like speach impediments
U never shine, but i know why they call u nick wen u try to rhyme
Its cuz uve spit 20 verses, and only made sense 5 of the times
Just someone tell me he's dead, before i have to go whore em
even tho i hate fake death threads, kids still post mor'dem
and this is outa boredom.... and cuz i love to knock on fletcher
especially wen his career is goin down faster than a young joc record
and why is fletch keep postin here, keep tryin to start shit
The kid droppin the softest.... while tryin the hardest
^^i was just imitatin Nick there and his attempt to spit it hard
cuz Nick droppin his non-punch lines is the only time we filler bar
ahhhh and im runnin outa shit to say, but fletch has no job and junk
last time Nick was on Break, he was one of the kids in a menal funk

blah blah blah, baller