Old Dirty Men............
 

lol ok so there is this gas station where my family knows the owner and we all way get gas. I mean he lets us get gas and we can pay him like the next day or so....anyway...I go to get some gas and there is always this old man my family knows out there hanging around the gas station....

so I'm pumping gas and I see him...and he has his cane and all. And he holds his arms out for a hug...so i'm like ok!...It just so happen I had on a low cut shirt and you could see what little breast I have (lol) anyway...so after he hugs me he sticks his finger down my shirt and pulls it open to look down my shirt. And I'm like WHOA playa calm that down....he says "When you get old like me it doesnt hurt to look."

WTF????

Lmfaooooooooo

What a fucking pimp.

Funny shit.....

If I was an old bastard I'd prolly do it too lmao.......

ye it's only natural we all turn into pervs at old age...

i jus hope i die before the Alzeimers kicks in...

blah actually fuck that...BRING IT ON

lol thats not funny....I was like what the fuck is he doing....

and it just so happened I had seen him up there like a week or 2 before...and he gave me a hug...but then i felt his hand on my ass and I was like maybe he didn't mean 2.......................... :huh:

NOT!

where r my picures :-(

I really hope you are not like that when you get older Mad Dog lol.....

:thumbup:

You should just make that old guys day and suck his dick....

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....hell mutha fuckin naw........ :nono:

How bout letting him go down on you...

OMFG I CANNOT STAND THEM OLD ASS PEOPLE. I swear no matter that shit fuckin disgussttts me. Even when I was in middle school they would flirt with all the little ass girls. I have more personal experience with that girlfriend wise, which might fuel the anger in my post. :mad:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....hell mutha fucking naw...once again.... :banghead: :cussing: :wtf:

That's kind of stuck up of you. Not letting him go down on you I mean. Somebody's a meanie beanie fo feanie.

Well.................*cough*


Lap dance?


You could make him pay for that and give me 50% for the idea..

what ever lol i dont want his false teeth to scratch up anything shit....and i can't picture a old man between my legs...that sounds like something LK would do

you sleeping^^ on him
he'll probably gum you up like none other
then put you in his will, fo real

I aint sleeping no where near him lol.........anyway...that will think sounds good though...

girl i'm practically there now...:love:

^^^^
ewwww please say it aint so lol................ :laugh2:

i'm gonna grab ya boobies hahahaha

*chases unfulfilled around a table, trips and cracks a hip*

*laughs at your old ass while i help you up*....and *smacks the shit out of you*....dont be touchin my boobies lol

ewww rey get that outta here lol........smh.... :thumbup:

One of my dreams is to still get up when Im 90.

Ewwwwwwwwwwww.....................

Thats my pops keepin his pimp hand strong

i'm disgusted by this story.......ima go watch laguna beach now..

man when im 90 i want to do that ,where do u live?????????

ROFL haha...damn dont just carry the condoms and birth control
but make sure ta carry that viagra wit u cuz u never know what u'll fuck

lol shit...give the old man some happiness again
that he's been impatiantly waitin ta get back