Ask I.G.
 

werd to mizz...lol

got sumn pressin' on ya mind and ya need an answer right quick?

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ASK IG!!!

When shyt's got ya down and ya fam ain't around...

ASK IG...

Werd up... i'm the Dr Phil of this RV shyt looking to help you mofo's out and make ya life easier so that I ain't gotta deal with the stupid shyt ya mighta ended up doing without my worldly insight on shyt...

Y'all ain't gon fuck my kids lives up...lol... so holla at Ms Cleo's 3rd cousin on her baby mama's father's side twice removed and get ya shyt straight...

and remember... there's no such thing as a stupid question... but it's a whole bunch of stupid motherfuckers asking some really strange shyt...

Who's first?

My penis hangs a little to the left..........is that normal?

I've heard about this "pre-cum" shit, apparently it comes out of your dick during sex for lube and shit. I have NEVER had that as far as I know, should I see a doctor?

Lately when I've taken a shit like, the biggest section falls into the toilet and splashes water up on my ass cheeks. Is there any advice you can give me to stop this from happening? Shit's pretty annoying. . especially when I know it's going to happen it just hasn't dropped yet. I'm just tired of having shitty water splash back up.

IG, why isn't the A/C workin around here?

I'm hot has all outdoors!

Yeah, I have another one; on a scale of 1-10. . with the lowest being 4, how good would you say Mountain Dew is, in comparison to the other sodas?

ya'll up too late, im goin to bed

IG, why haven't you answered any questions?











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IG, why did Pictureperfect2 post, but not ask you a question? It's plaguing my brain.

Because he's a stupid asshole? :huh:





:laugh:

My penis hangs a little to the left..........is that normal?

ok.... we all know that the penis grows toward the sun... so... try laying at the other end of ya bunk bed and that should "straighten" things out...

nah... but if you waiting for it to cum out of MY dick during sex then yo ass ain't gon never get laid!!!!

Depends... no ...i mean get yo ass dome Depends... da undergarments... then ya just shake them bitches out over da toilet and rinse... hang 'em up to dry in the living room or sumn... sumplace big... by a window or sumn... and ya golden

how you got degrees and ya a/c don't? ... get back to me when ya figure that out slick

i'd say it depends on how high above the sea line you live... we all know that the higher the altitude the better the taste based off of the water sources and all that shyt so... if ya drinking Mountain Dew up in an area with a high elevation then omma say MD gets about a 7... but if ya drinking it below sea level then omma hafta give it a 4... but compared to other sodas above sea level...shit..i don't fuggin know.... them other dudes don't put Dew in they sodas

i plead the fifth

cuz some asshole keeps putting money in it... if ya spend it then ya ain't got to worry about it anymore... have fun at the dollar store....







broke ass hustla

see answer for enygma... y'all must be twins seperated at birth and trying to communicate with each other through what i like to call penalepathy

he got it backwards... he posted the answer to the questions he wanted to ask... he still paying me, though... i had da same answer

Lmao.. fuck you. :/

ya know... i been getting that alot lately

..I know Dr. Phil.

NEXT QUESTION>>>

Call mi now... lawda mercy!!!

YO for the last week after long nights of clubbing, when I wake up it burns when I pee, and my pee goes to the side. WHY!?!?!

some man-broad slipped you a mickey, made ya fall asleep on a sub-woofer and dragged ya ass to a rest room where he sewed up half of your penal opening before making you butt rape him for 25 minutes in a stall with a missing door...


I have pics... pay me and the world will never know

Yo I.G., I got a question for you.

I'm facin a dilemma, I can't decide which would make more money, the jack move to this niggas Benzo and zoom straight to the chopper, or...rob the drug dealers house with me and my boys...

the merc, i could do with the eagle. it's no problem. But for the dealer i gotta invest in an uzi...but ...there is a bigger pay off..


so what should I do I.G.?

I.G. how come it feels like im about to pee in a female when im having sex or just the sensation of having to go pee when i masterbate.....Its really irritating because right when im in full motion in the mood i have to use the bathroom.

Also...how come when i put elaxitives in this girls chocolate milk as a prank then about an hour later i fuck her in the ass...that my penis come outs browner than usual and her anus starts leaking this strange liquid that looks like milk with unstird chocolate mix in it.

this is what ya do... get with the dealer about the whole benzo move, right... get ya bread and THEN go buy the uzi for the dealer... he won't even see that shyt coming being that the both of you just jacked dude for da benzo... werd...

and if the shyt don't work out you can just hang out at the local elementary school and shake the shorties down for they milk money everyday for about 5 or 6 school years...werd... don't sleep... lil bastards be caking!

man, i had that same problem... this is what ya do... when ya with ya shorty just ask her if she minds taken a "shower" with ya... tell her the feeling is golden.... then ya piss all over her and see if she likes it... if she does... kick da bitch out pronto... if she doesn't, apologize and tell her that her ex told ya she likes to get freaky like that and then she'll whup his ass instead of yours....

as far as the masturbating thing go... try not to get any on ya nuts ya lil dick muhfugga...

PEACE!!!

you put laxatives in her milk over the internet?... damn... you good!!!! you also a nasty muhfugga for hittin her in da brown eye when she got the shyts!!!! Try wrapping ya nutbag in charmins first you perv!!!

LMAOOOOOO...this whole thread is buggin me..lol..

IG...Is Pac Dead?

dead is a state of mind... if you believe Pac is dead but you still go out and cop every album that drops... lets say at least 2 or 3 every year since his alleged death... then your an idiot... cuz that would mean that this dude got over on Uncle Sam and is living phat off of ya dumb ass that still pays taxes on his shyt making him worth more dead than he ever was when he was "alive"...

he dead to me... i ain't buying that nukkaz new shyt and he ain't contributing to da household... fugg that shyt... and when i see his ass again next week he better have that 50 he owe me!

IG.....why do people eat chitlins? And if I tell someone to eat shit and die, would they just go choke on some chitlins?

Yo IG..WTF Is a Gizzard..?

better question... why don't you go check serbness about the thread he just put up about ya daughter?... seriously... dude took shyt too far... Lyricist Lounge thread.. go peep

it's like sizzurp but a lot more solid and a lil more ghetto