This was beautiful whorage...
 

There's this absolute wanker called Craig Higgenbothom who plays for the football team I just left (Wrekin Lions) who's a bit of a pimp and has a bigger ego than $pitacular. The whole school A team (which I start for) says he's shit and successfully asked the manager to bench him. But anyway I've got this really good friend called Gemma who he always say's shit to to get at me. He's always saying things like "look its joes bitch" and "is that how you wanked joe off?" or "is joe good in bed?" He insists he's joking but she's asked him to stop and he's carried on. I used to be friends with Craig but over the last few months we've started hating each other. He says that he's joking and is 'having a laugh' with her, like he's trying to get in there or something with her and if he's doing that I'm gonna fucking kill him, that'd piss me off more than if he was just doing it to mock her. So the whorage boils down to this...

CraigHiggy:
There's nothing wrong with it, it's called 'banter'
Appocolyptik:
Well craig, keep this banter up and my fists will be trading blows with your face and believe me, I'll be feeling very ripped off. So do yourself a favour and shut the fuck up. And stop thinking you rule the football pitch as well, there is no one at charlton school who rates you. The whole A team have asked mr simms to put you on the bench.

He then blocked me.

and you thought that this was so intresting to make a thread about....

This guy has been pissing me off for ages but I haven't had reason to say anything like that to him. He gave me reason too, so I feel damn good I verbally obliterated him. People at school think he's a dick, when he was presenting 'Battle of the Bands' the other night people shouted abuse at him and booed him. He used to be mad popular but people don't like him now.

hahaha what a dickhead.......you should of stole on him...straight leveled him out in the jaw

If he keeps this shit up I'll make him take his medicine, by God I'll make him take every last drop.

No One Gives Ape Shit About Your Lame Ass Personal Life And Your Fuckin Highschool Soccer Team....be Real

j.summers, your a trip yo....hahhaa...kings of the mothafuckin north

TELLLLLL EM TELLLLLL EM.........yo ass should come up and do BURN AND BLAZE ... SHIT WOULD BE FIIIIREEE

I don't believe you.


nobody has a bigger ego than spit. seriously, you obviously don't know spit.

rofl

cameron diaz and jennifer lopez..... :thefinger

Fool at least I have a fucking life, what better place to share it than on a board full of people like yourself who clearly don't have one? If you told me about the people you whored I'd listen politely and not talk shit to make myself look 'slightly cool' in front of faggots you're never gonna meet.

That's probably true, I just used Spit as an example because I know his ego is insanely big.

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Higgenbothom... werd

Yeah he's the bloody school sports captain as well! It takes the piss, I pwn him at football (soccer), cricket AND tennis!

lol

*waits to see thread about Appocolyptik getting his ass beat* :cool:

word... dude's probably big.

do you actuall have words for each letter cuz if do id like to know what your saying

az a matter of fact... i DO :cool:

ROFLMMFAONOWHGODFNIEWQH8O3WQBNFEWQSDNIOSDONDANIO=

rolling
on floor
laughing
my
mutha
fuckin
ass
off
naked
on
wednesday,
having
gorilla
orgasms
drenching
faces
nightly
in
erie
woods
quietly.
hamsters
ate
out
three
wif
quite
big
nipples
fo
every
wet
queer
slut
doing
ninjas
in
old
sedans
during
october.
nineteen
dozzon
aging
neighbors
in
offices.

AND WUT BIOTCH!?!?!?! werd

He's not small, he's about 5'11 but I'm 6'2 and work out. I know height doesn't matter that much but I've got bigger reach and hit very hard and feel my way for an opening with jabs and follow up with a monstrous right hand, he doesn't even know any fighting techniques. He's a swing and hope hitter. I'm telling you now, if he tries 'weaving his magic' with Gemma I'll fucking kill him.

Hahahaha..........

It's so nearly true.