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∆ P E X X 07-06-06 08:23 PM

Take em or leave em?
 
Ok ok..so lets say you meet the "person of your dreams" (though I hate that term) they're all wonderful and what not make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and not like you shit your self. they just feel right.


BUT...

they are missing a front tooth, orrr....they're cockeyed orrr........her pussy reeks or his dick is small or their flowing locks turned out to be a wig because of some previous complication, things along those lines, would you still care for them?

ayo . audrey 07-06-06 08:26 PM

if they're "missing a front tooth" or "cock-eyed" then they wouldn't be the person of my dreams now would they?

Ms. Get Gully 07-06-06 08:31 PM

well with the exception of a missing tooth!.because thats def not gonna happen..
cock eyes can be toleratable if its cute for him!. ive seen fine ass niggas with cock eyes..i thinki its sexy on some people lol. it just depends on how they look overall whether the eye would bother me.
Small penis isnt a problem as long as he can work with what he got.
if he was stank ..i'd tell him to take a bath or tell him his odor is a little rank...hey if its the man of my dreams i should be able to tell him how it is!..
hair isnt a problem..boys look good either way

La Cosa Nostra 07-06-06 08:32 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Apexx
Ok ok..so lets say you meet the "person of your dreams" (though I hate that term) they're all wonderful and what not make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside, and not like you shit your self. they just feel right.


BUT...

they are missing a front tooth, orrr....they're cockeyed orrr........her pussy reeks or his dick is small or their flowing locks turned out to be a wig because of some previous complication, things along those lines, would you still care for them?

Lmao.... Thats a good question....

To be honest I really dont know.... I've known myself to be pretty superficial in the past.... I think there is deffo a possibility that I'd ditch em....

∆ P E X X 07-06-06 08:34 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ayo . audrey
if they're "missing a front tooth" or "cock-eyed" then they wouldn't be the person of my dreams now would they?



that's why I hate that term.

I mean someone can impress you to the point you have strong feelings for them BEFORE you find out what's up.

I mean, if your pussy stunk to all high hell, nobody would know till you guys had sex, which prolly wouldn't be till some strong feelings happened, right?

∆ P E X X 07-06-06 08:39 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by Ms. Get Gully
well with the exception of a missing tooth!.because thats def not gonna happen..
cock eyes can be toleratable if its cute for him!. ive seen fine ass niggas with cock eyes..i thinki its sexy on some people lol. it just depends on how they look overall whether the eye would bother me.
Small penis isnt a problem as long as he can work with what he got.
if he was stank ..i'd tell him to take a bath or tell him his odor is a little rank...hey if its the man of my dreams i should be able to tell him how it is!..
hair isnt a problem..boys look good either way



lmao damn, if it looks cute on him it's a go huh? lol. hey, i can respect that.

but that missing tooth, I mean if you were talkin to em for a hwile and boom, you find out one of their tooth is a fake and they lost it lol



orr


one of their eyes is actually glass.

iamthatdude87 07-06-06 08:42 PM

i think id ditch the person i dunno it depend wut we have goin on

Ms. Get Gully 07-06-06 08:44 PM

well i know what a glass eye looks like,and it tends to move alot slower than the other eye..which would be worse than a cock eye!..and if a girl shit stank ..you'd be able to smell it before you smash thru the clothes!. and if he had a tooth that was fake i wouldnt care...but if he lost it..he'd have to go to the dentist asap because that would be all im focused on if we were having a convo. But if he had a missing tooth and didnt have a replacement there..ha!..no way.

Terumoto 07-06-06 08:59 PM

I would DEFINITELY take the no tooth chick.

Ive known people who lost teeth, and they just go to the dentist and get replacement prosthetic teeth that are hella white and look good. Then they whiten all the other teeth so it looks even.

So sure. Id take the no tooth chick, and give her a nice birthday or anniversary present - A visit to the dentist.

Logic The Goonie 07-06-06 10:29 PM

^^ exactamundo.

∆ P E X X 07-06-06 11:15 PM

man, this ain't a "pick your ailments" thread nukka extenuating circumstances only!!! not "yeah..I'd take a glass eye...but not a peg leg" lol. I'm sayin, what ever that "pegleg" what ever that cultural "definitely NOT a turn on" thing is for you personally, they got it. would it change you?


besides, if I met a toothless chick....

hey...I'd keep her that way... Guaranteed BJ's with no teeth!!!


Merk, believe me, you can't tell a chicks chocha stinks through her clothes 100%. Sometimes you don't find out till you unleash the beast. Even fingering her you can't tell cuz..her PUSSY stinks lol, not her juice, not her clothes, etc. Some chicks no matter how many times they wash that smelly pit, even fresh out the shower, it'll still stink.

Besides...what am I gonna do, crane my head down into her crotch and take a whiff on the slick? lol

Enygma 07-06-06 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Apexx
Besides...what am I gonna do, crane my head down into her crotch and take a whiff on the slick? lol

You mean you're not supposed to do that?

:(

∆ P E X X 07-07-06 12:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Enygma
You mean you're not supposed to do that?

:(


you can but....



only if she can't see you.

imagine explaining that one.

GC 07-07-06 12:01 AM

I'l still fuck the ho

Shear Kaughn 07-07-06 12:03 AM

i'd leave em......

i ain't gonna be with no gremlin

∆ P E X X 07-07-06 12:10 AM

yo I'll be real, if I met a woman who could fulfill me, I mean me of all people, me. if i met a woman that could make me see stars, honestly i wouldn't care about something as trivial as a tooth. or a leg, or if she's bald, or if she's missing a breast or anything like that.

that shit's just on the outside. You fall in love with what's on the inside. And every time I look at her, I'll still see an angel

Young Kidd (LM) 07-07-06 01:20 AM

^ if you met a woman that could Fufill YOUU, i would be amazed..lmao...

but where the hell did the Missing Breast Thing come up? lol this thread cracks me up..

La Cosa Nostra 07-07-06 01:32 AM

Lmao @ missing a breast...

No way....

ayo . audrey 07-07-06 01:45 AM

Quote:
Originally Posted by GC
I'l still fuck the ho



SMFH

anyways.

yes i would care for him. NO i would not be with him. call me shallow i dont give a shit, but i never settle for less. either handsome and smart and gives me the fuzzies or nothing at all. because like.. i can't be with someone.. who isn't visually pleasing.. on some long term shit, feel me? even if they make me feel great and even if they're a genius, shit won't work cuz at the end of the day im still gonna be like ... "ew my husband is ugly"

K.ontroverz.Y 07-07-06 01:47 AM

you come up with some interesting topics. I cant imagine what else you think about.

BUT. if the pussy reeked. id DROP IT
front tooth..tell her not to smile
cockeyed..doesnt bother me
wig..tell her to keep that shit glued on good

K.ontroverz.Y 07-07-06 01:50 AM

my front tooth is fucked up cuz i got knocked in my mouf.

But girls still love Kontro. Hmm

K.ontroverz.Y 07-07-06 01:51 AM

Apexx. I thought you were a breast man?

how would you survive with her only having one breast?

Mad Dog 07-07-06 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by K.ontroverz.Y
Apexx. I thought you were a breast man?

how would you survive with her only having one breast?


it would be easier coz you can pay attention to that one breast and be glad that you don't have to share with the other one...

but i unno...missing tooth...yes...peg leg...probably not...if the girl was bald i wouldn't coz i love womens hair it really defines facial features depending on style...one breast...no...

god im pretty shallow

∆ P E X X 07-07-06 04:02 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by TheKid_Sense
^ if you met a woman that could Fufill YOUU, i would be amazed..lmao...

but where the hell did the Missing Breast Thing come up? lol this thread cracks me up..



HAHAHAHA damn, as a person who's known me for a minute, you can only imagine what type of woman that would be lol. I mean....every chick I've ever been with, every ounce of head, every groupie, every "ungettable" chick that I got with, I'd give aalllll of that up, the 911, the caddy, the business, the house, everything, in a heartbeat to be with 1 woman that could fulfill me the rest of my life.


well.....almost all of it..


But the "missing breast" came up as an example of an extreme case. If that's the trade-off, I can live with that son. Small price to pay for a woman that can stimulate the most sexual organ I got.


my brain.

∆ P E X X 07-07-06 04:02 PM

And about this breast thing kon hahahah, i'll DEFINITELY have to get back to that, but I gotta lay this verse!!

∆ P E X X 07-07-06 05:10 PM

Quote:
Originally Posted by ayo . audrey
SMFH

anyways.

yes i would care for him. NO i would not be with him. call me shallow i dont give a shit, but i never settle for less. either handsome and smart and gives me the fuzzies or nothing at all. because like.. i can't be with someone.. who isn't visually pleasing.. on some long term shit, feel me? even if they make me feel great and even if they're a genius, shit won't work cuz at the end of the day im still gonna be like ... "ew my husband is ugly"



I could feel that, but I'm sayin what if he didn't start off like that, he became like that? You fell for the guy and things are starting to get serious you're gettin knots in your stomach and tingling in your thighs over him, at about the pre-sex stage, and he comes out and admits that one of his legs is a prosthetic. Would you break up with em?

Quote:
Originally Posted by K.ontroverz.Y
you come up with some interesting topics. I cant imagine what else you think about.

BUT. if the pussy reeked. id DROP IT
front tooth..tell her not to smile
cockeyed..doesnt bother me
wig..tell her to keep that shit glued on good


hAHAHAHA, word up yo, I'm cool with everything else but if a chicks pussy reeks, it's over yo. I mean...all pussy's got a fragrance but if I smell that shit and i react the same way i do when i smell spoilt milk....it's a wrap right then and there lol. I fucked around with my ex on her period and her shit didnt stink (had a smell obviously, but it didn't stink), so sorry man, it's 2006, there just ain't no excuse for that shit. If ya pussy stinks, either your hygiene is bad, or your health is bad, and I'm not down with either of those.

Quote:
Originally Posted by K.ontroverz.Y
Apexx. I thought you were a breast man?

how would you survive with her only having one breast?


tssssssssss damn homey lol. hey, I didn't say it'd be easy lol...I just said I could do it lol. damn man, comin from me..that's sayin a LOT. lol 1 titty? damn lol. Hey, if she was good in all the other places I'll deal. I can think of many beautiful chicks I've seen and if they told me one of their titties was a fake, I'd still be down. I'd just work that lone titty enough for the both of em!

Young Kidd (LM) 07-08-06 02:08 AM

What if it was one titty..in the middle..of her forhead...


don't ask...

lol dooms you would give it all up almost...lol...

but on the real....I've "went out" with a few Mugly chicks..only because they were intellectually stimulating..that is wierd..lol


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